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Why dont you get jra, to read his new book to you ? & we'll see you in 6 months ?
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Why don't you keep yer beak oot?
![]() *Bashes Sleeps over the head with the Titanic* ![]() ![]() ![]() your the one that stuck yer beak in not me, you fool as the other pearly said .... read back :
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#1253 |
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*Pops Sleeps in an envelope and posts it to Inner Mongolia*
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#1254 |
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Just bought the selected works of Joseph Conrad for a quid. It's a 1371 page read. I want to read his novel Nostromo. The Alien film spacecraft was called the Nostromo. Trivia, there.
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*Pops Sleeps in an envelope and posts it to Inner Mongolia*
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#1255 |
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I don't care! This isn't the bleedin' book club! *bashes jra over the head with aforementioned book*
![]() ![]() ![]() *intercepts mail & rescues Joe* *kicks chinny's lardy arse into the jaggy thistles* ![]() 'In the time of Spanish rule, and for many years afterwards, the town of Sulaco - the luxuriant beauty of the orange gardens bears witness to its antiquity - had never been commercially anything more important than a coasting port with a fairly large local trade in ox-hides and indigo.' The first sentence from Joseph Conrad's novel Nostromo. |
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Zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz :sleep:
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Morning wee thready.
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Scots. Are you in a bad mood per chance.
'In the time of Spanish rule, and for many years afterwards, the town of Sulaco - the luxuriant beauty of the orange gardens bears witness to its antiquity - had never been commercially anything more important than a coasting port with a fairly large local trade in ox-hides and indigo.' The first sentence from Joseph Conrad's novel Nostromo. ![]() Quote:
Zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz :sleep:
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I'm in a perfectly good mood thank you......*stuffs large book in jra's gob & whacks him hard with a pair of rancid kippers*
![]() *stuffs a load of meal worms down twass's back & knickers* ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you run out of them, trying tae fill her Bridget bloomers ? ![]() Mornng Sr, & wee thready
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I'm in a perfectly good mood thank you......*stuffs large book in jra's gob & whacks him hard with a pair of rancid kippers*
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![]() Did you run out of them, trying tae fill her Bridget bloomers ? ![]() Mornng Sr, & wee thready ![]() ![]() Morning Joe ![]() Quote:
Originally Posted by thready
Morning Joe Do you want some of my toast?
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Isn't one kipper enough. I've already got a large book in my gob.
*pushes jra into the jaggy thistles*
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* throws a pitchfork at Scots' big arse....boiiiiinng..*
* runs off sniggering * |
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*empties knickers on Sleeps head*
that sounds so wrong lol ![]() *boots SR into bed of nettles* |
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* throws a pitchfork at Scots' big arse....boiiiiinng..*
* runs off sniggering * ![]() *sets fire to bob's bottom barn* ![]() Quote:
*empties knickers on Sleeps head*
that sounds so wrong lol ![]() *boots SR into bed of nettles* ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooooooh I say! *quickly sidesteps & twass falls into jaggy nettles*
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*batters SR with a large frozen hake*
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*batters SR with a large frozen hake*
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Which plaice would that be?
That SR, she really has no (Dover) Sole, I'm Skate(Ing) on thin ice. U_U . ***** |
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That SR, she really has no (Dover) Sole, I'm Skate(Ing) on thin ice. U_U
. ***** * Sniggers * ![]() Afternoon thready
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* Puts all Bobs stories & fiction books on the fire *
* Sniggers * ![]() Afternoon thready ![]() * Bob lets rip with his Brussels Sprouts firing Semi-automatic machine gun at Sleeps * * Sleeper runs away clutching his backside * |
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* rat-a-tat-tat.....rat-a-tat-tat...*
* Bob lets rip with his Brussels Sprouts firing Semi-automatic machine gun at Sleeps * * Sleeper runs away clutching his backside *
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Is twassington still asleep?
Not into Joseph Conrad it seems.
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Is twassington still asleep?
Not into Joseph Conrad it seems. ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you still here! *kicks jra's bum into the jaggy thistles* ![]() Afternoon wee thready.
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![]() ![]() Are you still here! *kicks jra's bum into the jaggy thistles* ![]() Afternoon wee thready. ![]() |
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Asleep?? I've been at a work meeting!! I don't LIVE on DS you know
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Asleep?? I've been at a work meeting!! I don't LIVE on DS you know
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that sounds so wrong lol