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Old 25-10-2013, 04:55
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you know me ...
easy and desperate always a winner when it comes to men..
Men are easy to pick up. With most women, you have to put in some work. Especially with twassington and scots. Only joking (in a good way). You know that, so I hope you take it as a joke, as I've never met either of you.

Now, where is that spade.
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Old 25-10-2013, 06:10
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Morning wee thready.
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Old 25-10-2013, 06:11
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Men are easy to pick up. With most women, you have to put in some work. Especially with twassington and scots. Only joking (in a good way). You know that, so I hope you take it as a joke, as I've never met either of you.

Now, where is that spade.
Ooooooh I say, that's a very large freshly dug hole here........Hmmmmmm, I wonder who I shall bury today. Muhahahahahaha
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Old 25-10-2013, 07:39
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Old 25-10-2013, 08:09
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*sniggers* You'll do for starters.........*pushes chinny into large newly dug hole*...............
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Old 25-10-2013, 08:18
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*sniggers* You'll do for starters.........*pushes into large newly dug hole*...............
Erm, why did you throw your Action Man in that hole? Stoooooooooopid!
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Old 25-10-2013, 08:30
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Erm, why did you throw your Action Man in that hole? Stoooooooooopid!
Yeah you keep believin' that, deluded eejit! *covers chinny up with earth full of worms & wee beasties*
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Old 25-10-2013, 08:34
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*Points and larfs at Sr playing happily with her dollies*
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Old 25-10-2013, 08:52
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Wallops SR with a scarecrow, pushes her into muck spreader and feeds his field.
* snigger *
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Old 25-10-2013, 08:53
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*points and Larfs as well*
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Old 25-10-2013, 08:54
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Wallops SR with a scarecrow, pushes her into muck spreader and feeds his field.
* snigger *
*sniggers loudly*. Well done, Bob!
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Old 25-10-2013, 09:16
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*sniggers loudly*. Well done, Bob!
Hi there. That's my chat up line for today.
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Old 25-10-2013, 09:26
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Hi there. That's my chat up line for today.
Good luck with that
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Old 25-10-2013, 12:12
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Good luck with that
It works with you though.

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Old 25-10-2013, 14:05
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It works with you though.

I dont wiv me, so sling yer hook buster !

Afternoon Wee thready & Sr
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Old 25-10-2013, 14:40
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I dont wiv me, so sling yer hook buster !
I don't know who you are anyway, so does it matter.

If it was you knocking on my front door the other day, sorry I didn't answer. If you are very fit with big knockers, I regret that.
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Old 25-10-2013, 14:54
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I don't know who you are anyway, so does it matter.

If it was you knocking on my front door the other day, sorry I didn't answer. If you are very fit with big knockers, I regret that.
You'll soon know if you get my boot up yer arse matey !

You bloody drunk again, @ this time ?
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Old 25-10-2013, 17:58
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It works with you though.

No it doesn't! You're deranged

You'll soon know if you get my boot up yer arse matey !

You bloody drunk again, @ this time ?
Ah, that explains it, he's pissed again I dread to imagine the horrible state of his liver
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Old 25-10-2013, 18:40
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No it doesn't! You're deranged



Ah, that explains it, he's pissed again I dread to imagine the horrible state of his liver
you & me both, if it helps I could give him a llb of onions

Are all yer gang booze bags ?
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Old 25-10-2013, 18:57
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you & me both, if it helps I could give him a llb of onions

Are all yer gang booze bags ?
He's not in MY gang! I think he'll be in sonias....whose liver is probably pickled entirely
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Old 25-10-2013, 19:58
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You bloody drunk again, @ this time ?
Ah, that explains it, he's pissed again I dread to imagine the horrible state of his liver
I wasn't drunk, as it happens.

You'll soon know if you get my boot up yer arse matey !
Is that fighting talk.

No it doesn't! You're deranged
I'd ask for a refund on the charm school lessons.
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Old 26-10-2013, 06:00
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Morning wee thready.
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Old 26-10-2013, 07:06
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Morning wee thready.
Morning Scots. Can I spit that book out now.
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Old 26-10-2013, 07:32
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Is that fighting talk.
Aye it sure is buster ....... y'd fancy a glesga kiss like ?


Morning wee thready.
Morning Sr, & wee thready
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Old 26-10-2013, 07:36
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