Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 17)

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Scots rool

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“How can I be mean to a figment of your imagination ”

Hmmmm.......have you read your posts? If thready is a figment of my imagination why do you, chinny & bob try to do 'orrible things to him?

*batters trwass with a pair of rancid kippers|*

twassington

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Hmmmm.......have you read your posts? If thready is a figment of my imagination why do you, chinny & bob try to do 'orrible things to him? *batters trwass with a pair of rancid kippers|* ”

*belabours SR around the head with a quartet of rotting haddocks*

Scots rool

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*belabours SR around the head with a quartet of rotting haddocks* ”

*ducks & twass lands on her lardy arse*

jra

27-10-2013

I'll add in one more WTF to this thread.

Bizarre doesn't even cover it.

Scots rool

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by jra:
“I'll add in one more WTF to this thread.

Bizarre doesn't even cover it.”

WTF!

*whacks jra with a conger eel*

Spoiler

twassington

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“WTF!

*whacks jra with a conger eel*

Spoiler

did you know it's been going for almost 9 years?

”

*sticks electric eel down jra's trousers*

Shut the door on yer way out

twassington

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*ducks & twass lands on her lardy arse* ”

That was my hologram, and it does NOT have a lardy arse :sleep:

Scots rool

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“That was my hologram, and it does NOT have a lardy arse :sleep:”

Your hologram may not do, but you certainty do! *kicks twass's lardy arse to prove*

twassington

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Your hologram may not do, but you certainty do! *kicks twass's lardy arse to prove* ”

It's a beautifully proportioned arse with jLo-esque curves!!!! Unlike your bony specimen. *boots SR into large stinky cowpat*

Scots rool

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“ It's a beautifully proportioned arse with jLo-esque curves!!!! Unlike your bony specimen. *boots SR into large stinky cowpat* ”

*stabs very large hat pin into twass's fat lardy arse*

twassington

27-10-2013

*disembowels SR with a crochet hook*

jra

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“WTF!

*whacks jra with a conger eel* ”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sticks electric eel down jra's trousers*”

Ouch. My bits are missing or stung to death.

twassington

27-10-2013

*sniggers*

Scots rool

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*disembowels SR with a crochet hook* ”

*batters twass with a metal shovel*

Originally Posted by jra:
“Ouch. My bits are missing or stung to death.”

Oh dear.....maybe you should leave quickly & quietly.

twassington

27-10-2013

I see you are using your Chrimbo present already

*trips SR so she falls down an oubliette and slams and bolts door*

jra

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I see you are using your Chrimbo present already

*trips SR so she falls down an oubliette and slams and bolts door* ”

Oubliette.

Thanks for the adoxography.

twassington

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by jra:
“Oubliette.

Thanks for the adoxography.

”

I have my standards even in here

Scots rool

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I see you are using your Chrimbo present already

*trips SR so she falls down an oubliette and slams and bolts door* ”

Stoooopid person, doncha know nothing? That's plastic.

*watches as twass watches jra falling down into dungeon*

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have my standards even in here ”

Well yer generally full of hot air, I'll give you that.

twassington

27-10-2013

Why have you thrown your Barbie into that dungeon?

Weird Scotch person

chinchin

27-10-2013

Yeah. Weird Scotch person!

twassington

27-10-2013

*nods sagely in agreement*

chinchin

27-10-2013

*nods sagely in agreement as well *

Merry Christmas tinsel

The_Sleeper

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Weird Scotch person ”

your the one that claims, Wallace was yer uncle on yer grannys side ?

* Ramptons missing one *

Evenin' thready

twassington

27-10-2013

The_Sleeper

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*nods sagely in agreement as well
Merry Christmas tinsel ”

Oh look the other nutters turned up !

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