Scotch is a whisky, stooooopid Sassanach!

See above ^^

In her dreams.

Missing two of the inmates........

Wassup with you.....wanna snog or something?

* whacks SR with one of Twasss' oversized Playtex support bra's, which had blown off the washing line *
* titter, titter *

I'll have that ta very much! *puts bra back on the twins*

*Runs screaming to get ready for college*

Have a good one, chinnock! Stick half a brick in each trooser pocket so you don't get blown into a tree

Ewwwwwww!

It's a tad grey!

Byeeeeee......look at his wee fat hairy legs go. *sniggers loudly*

I'd rather have THIS than a GREY BRA

I'm sure you would........Don't always get what you want tho'.

Evening wee thready.

Overnighter.

I think I might be six years too late with that one....

that bra`s pink

Overnighter

Morning wee thready

Stoopid eejit.

Emoticon overload.

Morning Scots and twassington.

He's a deranged lunatic!

Morning jra. *whisper whisper*

Trying to get jra on YOUR team, are you SR? Well, team chinsington/occasionally Bob will be more than a match for you and your little imaginary "friend"

Boo.

* lets rip at jra with the Brussels Sprout semi-automatic *
* drrrrr drrrrr drrrrrr drrrrrrr *

I'll use a Minigun. You'll lose.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minigun

It works well with burglars.

Mythbusters can a machine gun chop off a tree MINIGUN!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC8jnSaCqxY

ETA. I don't particularly like guns, as they often get into the wrong hands, but if you want to take care of business, the above is what you need.

She can try all she likes, but I've got the casting vote, I'd rather have bob, least hes a jock like all us

’d affernoon, Sleeps and thready.