Afternoon Gemo

I've got the dentist today, just a check-up .......so no jags I hope !

Have fun.

I go to the dentist once a year and the hygienist twice. It’s not fun.

If I were in charge of plate tectonics, Scotland would have drifted away from England and Wales years ago.

At least we have some water between us and France and few would dispute that as being bad.

Who is she.....the cat's mother?

Since when did you have any vote in any case?

FIGHT! FIGHT!

.....and you can shurrup too!

*sniggers*

*batters twass's fat head with a dead pig*

So its all right for me tae take thready 3or 4 holideeeees a year, but when it comes tae who we want in our gang, I've just tae roll over & get my tummy tickled ? ........ I dont think SO

you can shurrup aswell Twass

*Sniggers loudly*

*flogs SR with a facebook giraffe*

Ooooh.
I smell a divided SR/wee Shreddy camp.
* snigger *

so its not just the animals on your farm then bob? 'I'll bare it in mind' the nxt time you come intae the pub !

There will be no split in our camp, we dont do running away, like pinky & ducky, & even dirty 'arry

The very cheek!
* bob opens fire with the Turnip slingshot...Bullseye!....Sleeper runs away holding his genitalia *
How'd you like them Apples?
* fnaar fnaar *

G’night, thready.

You’re nice and safe and none of those nastly people will find you.

You can put that away. The loo has already been cleaned.

Morning wee thready.

Errrrrr, if I remember correctly you joined sides with thready, Gemo & myself. You weren't 'lured' into some weird sect against your will! And you can put that disgusting wobbly belly away!

Some people seem to forget how long you & I have looked after wee thready.

*sniggers loudly*

^ *Points and laughs at Sr as her empire crumbles around her*

^^^^ sniggers

Stoopid eejit, why are you laughing at nothing? *boxes chin's ears*

*sets fire to bob's smelly dungarees*

* pokes SR with a pitchfork and tosses her into a silage trough *

That was my hologram you stooopid country bumpkin!