Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Country bumpkin indeed! Why I'll, I'LL.......”
............Yes?............ Away & plant some tatties or something.
Originally Posted by
chinchin:
“Don't worry fb. twassock, dd and I have been water bombing wee thready and I punctured his water bed. You could say he's looking a little damp at the moment! 
”
Errrrrrrr, I hate to point out the obvious but that was your bed you soaked. However as you constantly pee the bed you won't notice much different.


Thready doesn't even have a waterbed, stoooooooooopid!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“And a bit Deflated too, I dare say. Heh heh”
You'll learn in time, chinny & twass are eejits.