Morning wee thready. 
Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 17)
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Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Just say the word and I'm ready, chin. Kick some ass
”
“Just say the word and I'm ready, chin. Kick some ass
”
*Whisper, whisper, water bombs, wee thready's bed, whisper whisper*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Whisper, whisper, water bombs, wee thready's bed, whisper whisper*”
“*Whisper, whisper, water bombs, wee thready's bed, whisper whisper*
”
I'm IN. Heard a "water bed" can be good for one's lumbar area anyway. Fnaar, fnaar, yak, yak....
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Just say the word and I'm ready, chin. Kick some ass”
“Just say the word and I'm ready, chin. Kick some ass
”
So your the reason Twass has been going tae the farmers market every thursday morning then ?
looks like you'll have tae iron thready kilt soon SR ?
Morning Sr, & wee thready
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“So your the reason Twass has been going tae the farmers market every thursday morning then ?
looks like you'll have tae iron thready kilt soon SR ?
Morning Sr, & wee thready”
“So your the reason Twass has been going tae the farmers market every thursday morning then ?
looks like you'll have tae iron thready kilt soon SR ?
Morning Sr, & wee thready
”
Morning Joe
*snootily says* The man is nothing more than a country bumpkin.
Thready's kilt is always clean & pressed........ready for action. He's a wee Braveheart.
Morning thready.
Originally Posted by thready:
“Morning Joe & Sr”
“Morning Joe & Sr
”
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Country bumpkin indeed! Why I'll, I'LL.......”
“Country bumpkin indeed! Why I'll, I'LL.......”
Don't worry fb. twassock, dd and I have been water bombing wee thready and I punctured his water bed. You could say he's looking a little damp at the moment!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“So your the reason Twass has been going tae the farmers market every thursday morning then ?
looks like you'll have tae iron thready kilt soon SR ?
Morning Sr, & wee thready”
“So your the reason Twass has been going tae the farmers market every thursday morning then ?
looks like you'll have tae iron thready kilt soon SR ?
Morning Sr, & wee thready
”
Damn townies, think ye know everything.
Bob's produce is always Fresh I'll have ye know, that's what keeps em' coming back....
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Don't worry fb. twassock, dd and I have been water bombing wee thready and I punctured his water bed. You could say he's looking a little damp at the moment!”
“Don't worry fb. twassock, dd and I have been water bombing wee thready and I punctured his water bed. You could say he's looking a little damp at the moment!
”
And a bit Deflated too, I dare say. Heh heh
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Country bumpkin indeed! Why I'll, I'LL.......”
“Country bumpkin indeed! Why I'll, I'LL.......”
............Yes?............ Away & plant some tatties or something.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Don't worry fb. twassock, dd and I have been water bombing wee thready and I punctured his water bed. You could say he's looking a little damp at the moment!”
“Don't worry fb. twassock, dd and I have been water bombing wee thready and I punctured his water bed. You could say he's looking a little damp at the moment!
”
Errrrrrrr, I hate to point out the obvious but that was your bed you soaked. However as you constantly pee the bed you won't notice much different.
Thready doesn't even have a waterbed, stoooooooooopid!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“And a bit Deflated too, I dare say. Heh heh”
“And a bit Deflated too, I dare say. Heh heh”
You'll learn in time, chinny & twass are eejits.
*chin wets the bed* Hmm,
Bob mulling over his options, jump ship to SR???
*not sure SR needs any help, stay neutral Bob, the best bet*
(@)(@)
Bob mulling over his options, jump ship to SR???
*not sure SR needs any help, stay neutral Bob, the best bet*
(@)(@)
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*chin wets the bed* Hmm,
Bob mulling over his options, jump ship to SR???
*not sure SR needs any help, stay neutral Bob, the best bet*
(@)(@)”
“*chin wets the bed* Hmm,
Bob mulling over his options, jump ship to SR???
*not sure SR needs any help, stay neutral Bob, the best bet*
(@)(@)”
*whispers* I make a better friend than enemy!
*saunters off*..............
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*conundrum time for bob, what a quandary*
Da da,da da, Da da da da da Dooo.....”
“*conundrum time for bob, what a quandary*
Da da,da da, Da da da da da Dooo.....”
*saunters casually back & forward*
Oh & have you never seen or smelled the overflowing plant pot in the pub? Chinny pees in that!
Lies!
AHOY there everyone but thready!!!! I have returned from where cider comes from to me own rural parts And I see we have an addition to the SENSIBLE ranks!!! Welcome Farmer Bob
*slips large, fresh cowpat into thready's freshly made bed*
And I see we have an addition to the SENSIBLE ranks!!! Welcome Farmer Bob *slips large, fresh cowpat into thready's freshly made bed*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Kind words Twassington. Pleasure to be of acquaintance *doffs cap*”
“Kind words Twassington. Pleasure to be of acquaintance *doffs cap*”
*curtseys*
I see you've overcome your first impressions of Chatter 
*jumps on thready's bed in muddy sheep poo encrusted wellingtons*
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