Mirror story


link nicked from a thread

Thanks, burstovary. I was thinking of doing the same, but you beat me to it.

I know that the Mirror isn't exactly the most reliable of newspapers, but why would they make something like this up? After all, tabloids survive on bringing down celebrities rather than building them up. I think this is a wonderful story, it shows that Bez really is a caring and giving person, regardless of what he may or may not choose to do on his nights out.

Bad at maths if he has over committed himself. Its a nice thing to do yes but should do your sums before you make that error. The argument is Bez does now have 10 grand either way.

talking of bad maths, how is Germaines rainforest getting on ?

Here's my Top 10 reasons for voting for Bez:

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds7543.html

He saved my puppy from being ran over by a bus, too.

Now I want a Bez Pez, as well as a Pocket Bez!

If I win the lottery, I will commision a Bez Pez... maybe. Vote Bez! Make the man who wants it most... he's the Charlie to BB's Willy Wonka!

That's your TOP ten is it? Apart from the fact that he defended Jackie they don't impress me much.

He still comes across as an incoherent, drug addled, aggressive, childish, talentless buffoon. Just like he did 15 years ago!!

Oh go on, please! Can I have the first one off the production line?

I am going to create Bez in my Sims & give him every thing he deserves.

Of course! We just need him to win... a good promotional stunt would be to class the release date as Happy Monday! Free promotional Maraccas anyone?

Emzi - great reasons

i particularly liked

reason 1.
"He told the housemates that they are tossers. He’s right."

cant beat that
but also....
"He doesn’t like seeing old ladies being treated badly, no matter how senile and rude they are.

He’s an unashamed St John’s Wort-guzzling toker and hedonist. He makes modern pop stars look like bitty-yearning, yawn some wet blankets.

Making the word “proper” cool (I’m proper tired, I saw a proper hedgehog etc).

His winner’s interview would be better than any other housemate. Guaranteed.

Vote Bezzie. You know it makes sense."

Good column Emzi
again