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Old 06-08-2013, 15:26
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It's Explosive apparently

Where have we heard that before but still interested as to what it may be?
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Old 06-08-2013, 15:31
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has a wife/has kids/other girlfriend/is Gay/is a gangsta/was one of Whitney's 'clients'/Once bought chips from Lucy/Has a temper/Killed someone/Is going to kill someone/really fancies Max and wants to get close to him/Probably will fancy Kat/Voted Tory in the last general election.

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Old 06-08-2013, 15:32
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He killed his wife to be, faked his death and has broken out of jail.
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Old 06-08-2013, 15:40
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and has ten kids all by different women
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Old 06-08-2013, 15:47
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Hermaphrodite?
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Old 06-08-2013, 15:49
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That he has a wife.
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Old 06-08-2013, 15:52
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He used to be a women called Joan
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Old 06-08-2013, 15:57
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He's going to emigrate to Spain or he was fat as a child and his real name is Lesley.
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:02
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All of the above, for added effect. We're being set up for one sensationalised storyline after another as he goes bed-hopping through Walford trying to escape his wife, kids and gangsters who are after him, killing off all his ex-partners. He'll vote Tory, then, after a long hard day, decides to head down to the chippy where he hops into the fryer with Lucy.
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:06
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He will be speaking with a northern accent?
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:07
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Perhaps he is Sadie's husband. Two secrets, one stone.

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PUN! Unintentional, but a pun all the same!
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:08
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Perhaps he is Sadie's husband. Two secrets, one stone.
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:12
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Given it's linked to his drinking, I'm going to guess he was a wife beater or something and maybe starts to get controlling/violent with Lauren.

That's the most predictable/cliche route which means it's the one they'll go with.
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:19
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Maybe he could be Jase Dyers brother
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:25
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All of the above, for added effect. We're being set up for one sensationalised storyline after another as he goes bed-hopping through Walford trying to escape his wife, kids and gangsters who are after him, killing off all his ex-partners. He'll vote Tory, then, after a long hard day, decides to head down to the chippy where he hops into the fryer with Lucy.
he then get nicked by the old bill for all the above but due to new legislation and it being EastEnders, he'll get away with it. The swine!! Next he'll take over the world.

See Lorraine, what Maurice and I just created is a story arc for a character and naturally we would do it the EastEnder way with pacing this storyline correctly and letting it dominate for about 2.5 years.
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:53
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Maybe he could be Jase Dyers brother
But he has a different last name.
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:54
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he then get nicked by the old bill for all the above but due to new legislation and it being EastEnders, he'll get away with it. The swine!! Next he'll take over the world.

See Lorraine, what Maurice and I just created is a story arc for a character and naturally we would do it the EastEnder way with pacing this storyline correctly and letting it dominate for about 2.5 years.
Hahaha
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:56
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Hop he's not doing a cringey cockney accent.
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:59
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Old 06-08-2013, 17:38
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He's a creation by Lorraine Newman, so he's bound to be another crap character
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Old 06-08-2013, 19:21
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I'm really looking forward to Jake. I hope his secret is good, whatever it is
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Old 06-08-2013, 19:22
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Now THAT would certainly be an intersting secret.

His secrets probably he's not single like Loser Lauren believes. Idiot girl
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Old 06-08-2013, 19:27
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Jake Stone is a ballet dancer, but is too embarrassed to tell anyone.
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Old 06-08-2013, 19:42
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He's Hayley Cropper's transsexual brother?
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Old 06-08-2013, 19:52
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He killed his wife to be, faked his death and has broken out of jail.
wonder if he will buy the club
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