The smoke clears..... The Platt Creature awakes like a latter-day Frankenstein monster...... as usual, he's almost completely unharmed but his brother isn't so good in fact, after he's been cut from the wreckage and sped off to Intensive Care, his heart stops in th'ambulance David's wracked with remorse, but is it too late for all that?........

Sexy Rob is slinking about the cobbles again tonight :sleep: he's FEWMIN after Pedro had A Quiet Word with the Barlow Creature about them shacking up together so he steps up the insults to Pedro, accusing him of Living The High Life off the Queen Of Darkness's bra money things are getting worse folks, let's get the women and children out first........

As we all know, listeners, Jenna's gorra job in Roy's Rolls and everything is just wonderful, except it isn't because her mother Moanin' Mandy thinks it's Beneath Her and She Could Do So Much Better For Herself thing is, SHE reckons Lloyd isn't bothered because HE'S an underachiever, so she's yakking away about this to somebody and Crafty Lloyd overhears it so now he's FEWMIN an' all.........

Also tonight, Tina's not coping very well with seeing Babeh Jake everywhere, and Our Reet and Tommeh can spot it a mile off, even though she's outwardly strong....