Sorry folks I AM BACK.

Thought you had seen the last of me didn't you.
Oh no siree. What!!! leave the best thread on DS. I should cocoa (and I do quite a lot)
I have returned from my trip overseas, full of vim and vigour (plus a few vodka's).
Raring to go. Be fair, I am warning you.

See Josie is doing ok . Liked the eyebrows, hated the lips.
She has perfect lips so why does she think they need enhancing.
She does not need all this tinkering with her face. She is a natural beauty.
Never see me tinkering with my face do you ,as I am a natural beauty too,
if I do say so myself (and of course , I do).

John is fine. I know this for a fact as we met up and went for a few Maccy Dees.
Boy does he love his Maccy Dees.
Had a couple of games of Fifa too but he was not impressed with me beating him so he refused to play me again. So we had an argument instead. He loved that.
We went alllllll night.
Was very tiring though.
Still feeling the effects.

After I left John's I went to Sidney and met up with Tim Dormer.
You know he who won Aus bb.
What a lovely chap he is.
He showed me the sight's of Sidney and then took me to dinner. (a subway, but it was very nice).
He is very like our John in many ways.
Maybe it is an Aussieland thing
Forthrightness..
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I am going to be forthright in future.
I, as you know, am very shy and retiring, but I am going to change all that.
Forthrightness is the way.
Tim and John told me so.

Well seeing as I am in the midst of unpacking I will leave you until tomorrow.
Remember this though before I go.
I NEVER tell lies, except when I am fibbing.
Love you John James.
Love you Josie.
Love all true JJJers. .............................Shem xxx

well its goodnight from me, manchester tomorrow here i come

Morning .
Would you Adam and Eve it. My new pristine boiler has broken down for the third time since its instalment a few months ago.
Well I ask you !!!.
Mind not much point in asking you is there.
You don't know nuffin nor nuffin.

Thing is it is freezing here today.
I am shaking so much with cold I have to proof read every word to see if I make some semblance of sense.
It may not make sense to you but it does me and in the grand scheme of things that is all that matters.
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit etc.

See , I am so cold I am waffling.
Waffle Waffle Waffle.
OMG I can stop waffling. Will I live do you reckon?.
Should I phone for an ambulance?.
Answers on a postcard please.

Just rang plumbers and they have given me an EMERGENCY appointment which may be
forthcoming in the next 24 HOURS.!!!!
Yee Gods !!!!!
I think I may have to have an emergency of their kind when paying
for said appointment.
Tis only fair isn't it.

A few quick words on our couple.

Jose was good this morning I thought. her natural humour came through and I think as usual she made some new friends. They seemed to really like her.
John tweeted on his usual subject ie cricket.
glad to see he has not lost his support for England.
He should be here though.
Mind I don't blame him not living here in the winter.

I am going off now to snuggle with my furry winter dressing gown.
Cant wear it it is toooooo hot inside it but it is good for snuggling under.
See you tomorrow if I am not encased in an ice block.
Sorry I missed you Pen and Sue. much love .......................Shaking Shem xxxx

good afternoon all JJJers.xx

WELCOME HOME SHEM. XXX

DELIGHTED TO SEE ALL YOUR LOVELY POSTS.XX
YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED FROM THE JJJ THREAD.XX

DELIGHTED YOU HAD A FAB TIME DOWN UNDER WITH OUR JOHN JAMES..XX

NOW WE KNOW THE REASON FOR THE LACK OF TWEETS FROM JOHN JAMES.:XX

SHEM..hope you will soon have heat..mind you i bet you felt the cold coming back from sunny Oz.xx

missed Josie on Day Break..never knew she was on..i shall go for a mooch in a bit..bound to find a clip somewhere.xx

watched Josie..she was was very confident..very cheerful..well done Josie.xx

delighted that the media love Josie...seems like the media can't enough of Josie.xx

thank god the cricket is on..great to see John James tweeting.xx

Josies face looked fine to me..never noticed any blotches..E45 Cream is very soothing..i use it all the time for my ezema.xx

SUEBLOORE..hope you are enjoying your trip to Manchester.xx

Fate..suebloore Has The Highest Record Of Being Top Of The Jjj Thread.xx

Fate..shem Is Back Posting..after Her Little Holiday..down Under.xx

Fate..josie Back On Tv..doing Herself Proud.xx

Fate..john James Is Back Tweeting..fingers Crossed He Will Continue To Tweet.xx

Fate..love That Word..such A Special Meaning To Us Jjjers.xx

fingers crossed FATE will soon happen for JJJ to start building bridges..best FATE of all that would be.xx

Shem..great To Have You Back..hope To Catch Up With You Very Soon.xx

Suebloore..hope You Had A Good Night..enjoy Your Time In Manchester.xx

Off For A Little Rest..speak To You All Later.xx