Kate Lawler and Shell have posed for photos and spoke to zoo this week. I thought I'd give you an account of what they're up to:

Kate:
1 she's started a knitwear business and sold some stuff to Carol Vorderman
2 She had a long rest because her early starts for RI:SE tired her out
3 She doesn't like Cameron because he wouldn't go on RI:SE but Nadia's wicked
4 She thinks Nadia's head is quite big
5 She thinks she's popular with both sexes
6 She thinks Johnathon Woodgate will soon be playing but I've heard his career could be over (good business by Newcastle selling Real Madrid a crock)

Shell
1 she thinks her 15 minutes of fame are nearly up
2 she keeps getting her kit off because it pays better money than a barmaid
3 she only went to 3 parties after BB because she's not a big drinker
4 She keeps in touch with Vanessa,Stu,Michelle and Nadia. She bumped into Jason and Victor in Glasgow but she doesn't see Becki because she was rude about her when she left the house
5 She met Har Mar Superstar and he asked her to have sex with him when they were on stage at a roadshow. She told the audience she would but she was fibbing. He thought she was serious but she told him her boyfriend was standing over there

Err that's it, not very interesting but I thought you'd like to know........

thanks cheeks

Isn't Shell ALWAYS saying that her 15 minutes are nearly up? I suppose her "fame" will last for as long as people pay her to take her clothes off. Not that I mind.

If someone would pay me money to take my clothes off, I'd jump at the chance.

Sadly, though, since I'm male and my six-pack is more of a 16-pack, I don't think my chances are too good.

Ah, how cruel fate can be!



PS: Just off to do some sit-ups...

I heard kate had been signed up for the 'Celebrity Wrestling' show coming later this year

Wonder if Shell would be interested ?

Although I don't think it involves mud.

Can't seem to get rid of that recurring groin strain, can he ?

the celebs are already in training. There was a story today that part of the gym caught fire.Still that should get the celebs moving a bit sharpish!

oo er, didn't realise it was underway.

Is Kate in it, then ?

yeah,it's the usual suspects:Jade Goody,Jeff Brazier,James Hewitt,Michelle Heaton etc.

Ah well, at least we might see them getting hurt

no 7
kate goes public about woodgate's previous court case
oohhh i could say so much more
but i have just about promised not to conjecture
schtuuum!!!!!!

Wonder what Shell's pal Vanessa would say about her posing half naked in the papers! Wasnt she the one who said it was disgusting to do that - hinting at the probability of Michelle doing just that. Anyway, I thought the last time Shell stripped off for a daily paper, she said that was the last time she was doing it as she was going back to her studies.

the article says she is "hopefully" going back to uni to do a masters in History of Architecture and then a docturate.
I don't think you can blame her for making some cash before she fades into obscurity

that would be a pity......

Seems like Shell thinks its OK for her to get nekkid and pose for piccies for the boyz to drool over .... the same person who looked down her nose at Michelle for wanting (but not doing) the same .....

Seems like Michelle has more self respect than this ligger

I think Stuart, and not a suddenly discovered sense of self-respect, is the deciding factor in Michelle's apparent change of heart with regard to showing her bits 'for the boyz to drool over'. Without that particular development, I'm pretty sure Michelle's baps would have been proudly displayed in the tabloids the instant she'd been ejected from the BB house.

Now theres a thought ..... Jade v Kate

Sod the bell just leave them to it and we enjoy an evening of them pummeling each other to bits

Now which one to cheer for? ...... both I think

Yeah but..........

If they do it by weight category Jade will have to wrassle the men


Any Ellie May Clampett fans around ? .............

Hardly think Vainessa is in a position to criticise Shell getting her kit off. They did a photo shoot for nuts or some tacky lads mag , semi porn lesbian shots as well

Just get your kit on Shell & keep it on, it's not smart or clever

After being evicted from BB, Vanessa was in just her knickers in the News of the World talking about her past conquests. And she's also done Zoo & Nuts shoots.

No, just Kate.

How many times does this have to be discussed, it's all been said a million times.

Ahhh, Kate sold a jumper to Carol Vorderman. Isn't that nice. Next week she's coming round for coffee & biscuits.

for as long as she keeps selling her body to the "w*nk mags" (the phrase Shell used here).

In case you hadnt noticed, its a new issue.

And perhaps a conundrum or two?