Me either. I also feel as if some of the HM's are humouring her. Got a feeling viewing her is going to get more uncomfortable.

Chelsea had an attacking formation on paper but only really had that guy up front whose name sounds like something a drunk says. Typical Mourinho display, claim the moral victory.

Thou art called

Can't understand why they didn't start with a recognised forward. Unless he was trying to tempt Rooney. We had three strikers, we should of won it. What did you think of the Lampard handball? Pen or not?

I am totally baffled by what constitutes handball these days. I remember Fabregas conceding a pen a few years ago after jumping up with his hand in the air in a wall against Spurs and when someone did the same against us the following week, a different ref waved play on. I thought it should have been a penalty.

No consistency. One ref will give em, another won't. I couldn't believe that the ref yellow carded Ramires when he didnt even touch the ball with his hand. Frustrating as hell ain't it.

Apologies *picks shell of prawn from teeth*
it's going to take a while. And I mean A While .
That's why the drive was churning - I can't do anything else at the same time. So it'll have to wait until I'm not occupied.

I do however have the first year.
*leaves in faint whiff of garlic and prawns*

The ref against Villa the other day was the worst I have come across. If Fergie had been in charge of us, his hairdrier would have scorched the guy's barnet to a crisp!

Oh yes - synchronicity.
My youngest has just come home after having her roots bleached so she can recolour her hair at home, and it's gone so pale the colour won't take other than as a shade of pink similar to Emma's top last night
She's just headed to Tescos in a cloud of attitude to buy most of their products to fix it.
Hope Duncan's not on a transfer shift, or they'll be looking for a new housemate if he asks 'Can I help you'

Bruce is on haircare tonight according to the roster

*big sigh* Arhh Fergie. It's still not sunk in

Moyes will be Moyes

I have been trying to remember what this thread reminds me of, and it has just come to me; uk.rec.sheds on Usenet.

This is a good thing!

See what you mean!

This is our ancient shed,
good as a lie in bed,
God save the shed.

Long to remain in,
with a roof made of tin,
full of a load of tqt,
and perhaps a cat.

Ooodles of finest junk,
roof made out of old bunk,
God save our shed.

We have a sacred task,
midst our old stuff to bask.
Keepers of things made to last
last of the past.

We partake of B A
at the end of the day,
here in our Shed.

These are the things you see,
which I hold dear to me,
Homebrew and a cup of tea,
and a fine PP.

Let the shed ever stand,
finest place in the land,
GOD SAVE THE SHED.

sorry cherry this is a language i do not speak so to quote Charlie Travers : i'm so confused i love you to bits but.....

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Hello ??????? Can someone let me out of this cupboard PLEASE !!!!!!

have you been in there ALL DAY??????????
oh good lord!!!

Password please.

Oh phew! Thank you planet. They are all so mean to me

Chocolate cupcakes !!!!!

Did you upset it?

Yes please

Well go buy your own then

I'm not mean to you - they had you locked up before I even woke up this morning

Is she OK?