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DavetheSensible

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“ah but they can hover now *tried not to get angry at that adaptation*”

I know, but sometimes you have to bend history a bit to get the effect.
I'm going to dig out the Spike Milligan Dalek sketches from Q. It could so easily be construed as racist nowadays, so I won't post a link

kate03

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by linmic:
“I do think things have changed dramatically with dentistry now thankfully. When I was a kid the school dentist was called Mr Crabb and he was horrendous. The kids were all terrified of him. Unfortunately a lot of us live with our fears because of bad experiences.”

He must've been married to my history teacher, Mrs Crabb. Boy did she drone on and on and she was as ancient as the books we were supposed to be studying. Needless to say I learned nothing about history when I was at school

Fink-Nottle

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Talking of signage. My brother just sent me a photo of the signs for the toilets somewhere. They have the usual stick figure icons for women, men and wheelchair users and then a fourth one which is supposed to be a shower but looks like a stick figure drawing of a dalek.”

Lavros

planets

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Lavros”

ok that is your BEST yet

DavetheSensible

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Lavros”

I'll wipe the cheese sandwich off the screen in a minute, when I get back up

An Thropologist

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fairy Wings:
“I don't like the dentist >>>>shudder<<<<< my fear stems from when I was a child and the dentist made my grandma sit with me on her lap while he pulled one of my teeth out. I never forgave 'Butcher Brown' & avoided the dentist for years. Nowadays I have treatment but only with sedation, you're not out cold just a bit out of it & you aren't aware of what's happening, which suits me fine.”

You got a quotation on this thread before you even arrived this morning Fairy - now that's the Cult of Celebrity.

planets

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Lavros”

i had to come back in to laugh at that again

An Thropologist

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“i've just seen someone use the word "Ronists" for some reason i can't stop laughing every time i even think about it ”

Me too. What does it mean do you think - accidental racist?
Puts mouth in gear before engaging brain?

WitchHazel

28-08-2013

Morning.

I don't know, go out for the night, come back to find moose prints and a captain sensible hat in my cupboard, and no vodka!

Knew I should have unlocked it before I went

All this talk of dentists and heights is sending me squiffy, and as for that Grand Canyon sky walk thing... are you bliddy mad?!.

*restocks cupboad and throws away lock*

kate03

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Lavros”

Lol...very good

Fink-Nottle

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“
I'll wipe the cheese sandwich off the screen in a minute, when I get back up ”

I'll hoover up the crumbs; still behind the settee

WitchHazel

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Lavros”

ROFL!

That's too funny

planets

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Me too. What does it mean do you think - accidental racist?
Puts mouth in gear before engaging brain?”

ive got a monastic cult type thing going in my head

they all are topless unless they are not furry, then they have to wear a fawn furry vest.....
they practice Ronism by standing next to people and inducing tension with their awkward silences.

Fink-Nottle

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by WitchHazel:
“Morning.

I don't know, go out for the night, come back to find moose prints and a captain sensible hat in my cupboard, and no vodka! ”

Morning.

Wot?

(Not his best song, but among the maddest).

kate03

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“ive got a monastic cult type thing going in my head
they all are topless unless they are not furry, then they have to wear a fawn furry vest.....
they practice Ronism by standing next to people and inducing tension with their awkward silences.”

Do they have elephanitis feet?

DavetheSensible

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by WitchHazel:
“I don't know, go out for the night, come back to find moose prints and a captain sensible hat in my cupboard, and no vodka! ”

planets

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by kate03:
“Do they have elephanitis feet? ”

they wear those furry slippers that look like beast feet from beauty and the beast

monkey13

28-08-2013

Ok I'm off to tackle the black fly on my beans.

EllieG

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“My first dentist scared me so much I didn't go again for 20 years after I was 18.
He eventually quit after coming back from 'a long lunch' and passing clean out over a patient
later I went out with someone who was so scared of dentists she had to have valium for 2 days before. A side-effect was she swore a lot. Getting her to the practice was a nightmare - she'd stumble down the street shouting at people and charging into shops to complain about the window displays
Next day it would be 'well that wasn't as bad as I thought' ”

I hope he didn't have the drill going when he collapsed

I gave a dentist a black eye once

As a child back in the 70s they were allowed to give anaesthetic in the surgery and I was knocked out for a tooth removal. Started coming round to see this shadow suddenly loom over me - hit out in self-defence. I remember my Mum half carrying/dragging me out apologising as we went

kate03

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by WitchHazel:
“Morning.

I don't know, go out for the night, come back to find moose prints and a captain sensible hat in my cupboard, and no vodka!

Knew I should have unlocked it before I went

All this talk of dentists and heights is sending me squiffy, and as for that Grand Canyon sky walk thing... are you bliddy mad?!.

*restocks cupboad and throws away lock*”

No vodka? Have you searched if Carol or Charlotte have stashed it?

WitchHazel

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Morning.

Wot?

(Not his best song, but among the maddest).”

Well they certainly knew wot they wanted,,, vodka, that's wot!

Fink-Nottle

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by monkey13:
“Ok I'm off to tackle the black fly on my beans.”

Ronist!

EllieG

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Lavros”

WitchHazel

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by kate03:
“No vodka? Have you searched if Carol or Charlotte have stashed it? ”

Think the cupboard was dry before even those two could sniff it out!

planets

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Ronist!”

were you proclaiming your allegiance? *stands close in silence until The Great Tumbleweed manifests*

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