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monkey13

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Evening all

Work all done ..... ready to collapse in a heap. What we got for drinkies and nibbles tonight?

Poke me if I start snoring ........ ”

Dave's partial to a bishops finger

Dangermoose

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“i have just roasted loads of rhubarb so there's loads of that with cream or i can whip up a quick cake if you need it i got you a special comfy cushion for the cupboard”

Crikey! Not rhubarb. I'll be doing a Charlotte all over the place

Cake would be lovely, with cream and cushion yes. You're too kind Planets

What you after?

Dangermoose

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by monkey13:
“Dave's partial to a bishops finger ”

Doesn't surprise me. He's always been an odd one .....

DavetheSensible

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Evening all
Poke me if I start snoring ........ ”

Evening moosehead
We'll poke you anyway
x

Dangermoose

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Evening moosehead
We'll poke you anyway
x”

With a blunter object tonight I hope

monkey13

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“With a blunter object tonight I hope ”

No comment

iluvjohnsarg

29-08-2013

Dear rancidbeings,

This thread is brilliant!

My name came about when John Sergeant was on Strictly Come Dancing. I thought he was the most entertaining "competitor" I'd ever seen on there.

PS I am not a dancer or dance expert!

planets

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by iluvjohnsarg:
“Dear rancidbeings,

This thread is brilliant!

My name came about when John Sergeant was on Strictly Dancing. I thought he was the most entertaining "competitor" I'd ever seen on there.

PS I am not a dancer or dance expert! ”

hello!!!
i love john sergeant's voice
Last edited by planets : 29-08-2013 at 20:27

Sarah Soreen

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by iluvjohnsarg:
“Dear rancidbeings,

This thread is brilliant!

My name came about when John Sergeant was on Strictly Come Dancing. I thought he was the most entertaining "competitor" I'd ever seen on there.

PS I am not a dancer or dance expert! ”

I loved that series, it was hilarious! Welcome!

DavetheSensible

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by iluvjohnsarg:
“Dear rancidbeings,
This thread is brilliant!
My name came about when John Sergeant was on Strictly Come Dancing. I thought he was the most entertaining "competitor" I'd ever seen on there.
PS I am not a dancer or dance expert! ”

Hi:!
I'll hand you over to the more knowledgeable ones about that .... most of us just specialise in gross stupidity, food, and bizarre practices. Sorry about the maid's outfit, it was needed earlier and I forgot

monkey13

29-08-2013

Hi iluvjohnsarg

RB could never of known how big her baby was going to get, it's a great thread full of lovely, friendly fm's. Mind if I call you Sarg?

monkey13

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Hi:!
I'll hand you over to the more knowledgeable ones about that .... most of us just specialise in gross stupidity, food, and bizarre practices. Sorry about the maid's outfit, it was needed earlier and I forgot ”

Oh Dave, you've got a ladder in ya sticking love

Dangermoose

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by monkey13:
“Oh Dave, you've got a ladder in ya sticking love ”

In his sticking?

Hi sarg

gilliedew

29-08-2013

Well Joe and Christina have split up, so we will soon see who she is being dragged across the floor with this series although they could never do it so well as John.

planets

29-08-2013

i am always amazed by the detective qualities on this forum i've been reading all sorts about the housemates i never knew!!!

planets

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“In his sticking?
”

it's some kind of fetish codeword i think it's best to ignore .....

monkey13

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“In his sticking?

Hi sarg ”

Uggh! Bloody predictive text. Ya knew what I meant thought, yeah? Lol. Nee nah nee nah spelling police on their way

DavetheSensible

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by monkey13:
“Oh Dave, you've got a ladder in ya sticking love ”

unfortunately I've sniffed the clear nail varnish
er ...
*slaps head*
Oh God, men aren't supposed to know about stuff like that
wonder if there's anyone on the X-Factor board I might talk to for a bit

Dangermoose

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by monkey13:
“Uggh! Bloody predictive text. Ya knew what I meant thought, yeah? Lol. Nee nah nee nah spelling police on their way ”

It's a night in the cupboard for you, missy!

monkey13

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“it's some kind of fetish codeword i think it's best to ignore .....”

Yeah, yeah that's what it was

(wish I'd thought of that)

DavetheSensible

29-08-2013

Fun in the 'mattress' thread alert (I'm late)

Dangermoose

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Fun in the 'mattress' thread alert (I'm late)”

It's the first time I've ventured back out there all week

Fairy Wings

29-08-2013

Here you are Sarg, just for you in case you're having withdrawal symptoms:-

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=urb0dpH...%3Durb0dpHJX2w

iluvjohnsarg

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by monkey13:
“Hi iluvjohnsarg

RB could never of known how big her baby was going to get, it's a great thread full of lovely, friendly fm's. Mind if I call you Sarg? ”

No problemo!

Flight815-23D

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“
unfortunately I've sniffed the clear nail varnish
er ...
*slaps head*
Oh God, men aren't supposed to know about stuff like that
wonder if there's anyone on the X-Factor board I might talk to for a bit ”

Every time I open a bottle and get a whiff, I think of Ustinov talking on and on about the scent of pear in Death on the Nile. I seem to be obsessed with detecting hints of pear in the fumes.

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