Morning DM. It's a bit sceery in here. Glad to see me old muckers though. What's it like back 'at home' are they all gunning for Carol and Sophie this morning?

I've not been back To be honest I'm quite glad of the break. The CBB lot have ripped me of my sense of humour. I was starting to hate myself and on the brink of reporting myself

Dangerwoose

There are many in here that love a good pun, double entrentres and a clever innuendo or several


Can I trade in me bunions, please?

Stuck in the apple store with a 50 minute wait!!

Everyone is complaining. It's bloody mayhem.

They should have a bar in here, could do with a drink.

I think everyone is deserting. It's got to the point where I daren't post in case I offend someone!

I'm turning into Ron

Cheese and bunions?

Are they waiting for them to ripen?

Yes yes .... I'm not worthy. I'd get back in my cupboard but I DON'T BLOODY HAVE ONE !!!!!!

If you had known someone who worked there you would have had incider knowledge

I'm sure we can find you a dark corner somewhere

I don't care if I offend people tbh Some people need to get those rods removed from their arses

I just hate those that pick you out, and go on to twist every little thing you say, and worse .... the thing's you don't say by going on to make wild assumptions. There are a few who I find purposely hone in on me when I "try" to have a sensible & fair discussion. And I'm so crap at expressing myself ... I think they know that, and that's why they come after me, to make me feel and look stupid

Mine's a Bishop's Finger, but we've been there.

(I'm not making this any better, am I )

Dig it!

You're a joker to the core!! No wonder you gave that BB lot the pip

You can't gag a gagger

You are not crap at expressing your self DM. I get a very clear visual each time you reach for the bottle.

Seriously though you are not. I have just read through a 7 page thread on Ron's comments about inventing the language.

Not one post has asked if the 'We' in the sentence might have referred to human beings rather than the British. I don't know what Ron meant any more than any other poster and I am not pro/against him any more than I am any of them. As I have said many a time - they are all lab rats to me.

However I can see more than one way of interpreting his words. if you substitute the we with two alternative words you get a vey different interpretation on things - if your mind is open to alternative interpretations that is

Human beings invented language so apply it
The British invented the language so apply it

I have put my suggestion out there as food for thought. Don't expect it to go well.

United Usernames red and white army!
Come over here if you think your hard enough

I am better informed now AT I think

Red and white-sleeved army!

Hi DM
I know how you feel. I often refrain from responding. We should be brave a have our entitled say, but if its not pleasant its not worth it.

Nahhh, no! I have already ordered the kit

A little humour defuses most bombs.

Have to tear a strip off you then!

I think Dave is the master at achieving this.

:yawn: Who should we make manager?

Steve Bold