Originally Posted by twassington:
“Careful, if you do everyone's crust in with your puns you'll be toast!!
”
“Careful, if you do everyone's crust in with your puns you'll be toast!!
”
I'll have naan of that talk in here!
Username Silliness
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Prove it!!”
“Prove it!!”
There's always someone to challah for proof and doughnut themselves.
Originally Posted by Flight815-23D:
“Not everyone can rise to the occasion.”
“Not everyone can rise to the occasion.”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Prove it!!”
“Prove it!!”
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Mother's pride comes before a Viagra fall!”
“Mother's pride comes before a Viagra fall!”
Oh these have raised my hungover spirit!
*Rye smile*
Originally Posted by Sarah Soreen:
“
Oh these have raised my hungover spirit!
*Rye smile*”
“
Oh these have raised my hungover spirit!
*Rye smile*”
Callum's relative returns!
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Callum's relative returns!”
“Callum's relative returns!”
Trust me, there is no "soaring" today. Pathetic limping and whining yes, but soaring? I can barely raise my eyelids
Originally Posted by Sarah Soreen:
“Trust me, there is no "soaring" today. Pathetic limping and whining yes, but soaring? I can barely raise my eyelids”
“Trust me, there is no "soaring" today. Pathetic limping and whining yes, but soaring? I can barely raise my eyelids
”
Soreen, Sarah, Soreen!
Originally Posted by Sarah Soreen:
“Trust me, there is no "soaring" today. Pathetic limping and whining yes, but soaring? I can barely raise my eyelids”
“Trust me, there is no "soaring" today. Pathetic limping and whining yes, but soaring? I can barely raise my eyelids
”
Soar head?
Originally Posted by Sarah Soreen:
“
Oh these have raised my hungover spirit!
*Rye smile*”
“
Oh these have raised my hungover spirit!
*Rye smile*”
You knead a hair of the dog
is ok .... am off
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“You knead a hair of the dog
is ok .... am off”
“You knead a hair of the dog
is ok .... am off
”
Hair of the grog!
It is still daylight, back in the cupboard!
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Soreen, Sarah, Soreen!”
“Soreen, Sarah, Soreen!
”
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Soar head?”
“Soar head?”
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“You knead a hair of the dog
is ok .... am off”
“You knead a hair of the dog
is ok .... am off
”
True Care in the Community!
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Dusk now, I can hear you starting your transport: broom, broom”
“Dusk now, I can hear you starting your transport: broom, broom
”
You've swept the floor with that one, but I can hear DM bristling, ready to fly off the handle!
*runs*
Originally Posted by Sarah Soreen:
“You've swept the floor with that one, but I can hear DM bristling, ready to fly off the handle!
*runs*”
“You've swept the floor with that one, but I can hear DM bristling, ready to fly off the handle!
*runs*”
Safe. She has just started work as test pilot in the broom factory!
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Safe. She has just started work as test pilot in the broom factory!”
“Safe. She has just started work as test pilot in the broom factory!”
Does she have a fine pair of besoms?
*legs it*
Originally Posted by Sarah Soreen:
“Trust me, there is no "soaring" today. Pathetic limping and whining yes, but soaring? I can barely raise my eyelids”
“Trust me, there is no "soaring" today. Pathetic limping and whining yes, but soaring? I can barely raise my eyelids
”
I too am suffering today. Hair of the dog is my planned remedy
I'm sure it was the curry and not the vodka
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Does she have a fine pair of besoms?
*legs it*”
“Does she have a fine pair of besoms?
*legs it*”
Thought you would have had more fibre!
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Thought you would have had more fibre!”
“Thought you would have had more fibre!”
I've already had All Bran, I don't want any more!
Originally Posted by monkey13:
“Good luck tomorrow fink. I have a feeling we're both gonna need it
”
“Good luck tomorrow fink. I have a feeling we're both gonna need it
”
Suspect I will be raiding your voddie stash. They serve it at the Emirates: vodka and chronic.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've already had All Bran, I don't want any more!”
“I've already had All Bran, I don't want any more!
”
Had some friends who were partial to that. They all ran....
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Had some friends who were partial to that. They all ran....”
“Had some friends who were partial to that. They all ran....
”
Just when you think the bottom's fallen out of your world, the world falls out of your bottom
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Had some friends who were partial to that. They all ran....”
“Had some friends who were partial to that. They all ran....
”
Do you have any information regarding their whereabouts the night of the floor feces incident?
Originally Posted by Flight815-23D:
“Do you have any information regarding their whereabouts the night of the floor feces incident?”
“Do you have any information regarding their whereabouts the night of the floor feces incident?”
In transit. Predictive texting will not allow me to place the h!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just when you think the bottom's fallen out of your world, the world falls out of your bottom”
“Just when you think the bottom's fallen out of your world, the world falls out of your bottom
”
Life's a gas!
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