Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“Squash makes me melon-choly
”
“Squash makes me melon-choly
”
Pump kinetic energy into it!
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Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“We were talking about Flit last weekend. Mrs S couldn't remember those rusting cans of DDT under the sink with the long pump handle.
Sprayed all over the kitchen, even at mealtimes. It's a wonder we didn't all grow extra appendages and stuff
”
“We were talking about Flit last weekend. Mrs S couldn't remember those rusting cans of DDT under the sink with the long pump handle.
Sprayed all over the kitchen, even at mealtimes. It's a wonder we didn't all grow extra appendages and stuff
”
We even sprayed it on the cows to deter bot-fly. Must have drunk gallons of contaminated unpasteurised milk
Morning, kids. It occurred to me last night that I'm several days behind on CBB now and, I don't care. Still keeping up with BBAus, and that's doing quite nicely filling the post-BB void.
Still haven't caught the end of GBBO, though I saw far enough to see the custard incident (insert Law & Order bong bong noise here). Fell asleep about the time they were looking dumbfounded at the idea of a quinelle...have these people not ever watched Masterchef?
Still haven't caught the end of GBBO, though I saw far enough to see the custard incident (insert Law & Order bong bong noise here). Fell asleep about the time they were looking dumbfounded at the idea of a quinelle...have these people not ever watched Masterchef?
Originally Posted by Flight815-23D:
“Morning, kids. It occurred to me last night that I'm several days behind on CBB now and, I don't care. Still keeping up with BBAus, and that's doing quite nicely filling the post-BB void.
Still haven't caught the end of GBBO, though I saw far enough to see the custard incident (insert Law & Order bong bong noise here). Fell asleep about the time they were looking dumbfounded at the idea of a quinelle...have these people not ever watched Masterchef?”
“Morning, kids. It occurred to me last night that I'm several days behind on CBB now and, I don't care. Still keeping up with BBAus, and that's doing quite nicely filling the post-BB void.
Still haven't caught the end of GBBO, though I saw far enough to see the custard incident (insert Law & Order bong bong noise here). Fell asleep about the time they were looking dumbfounded at the idea of a quinelle...have these people not ever watched Masterchef?”
Flight that is so tempting but I will not, most certainly, because it is not that type of thread, put a four-letter word in front of quinelle.
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“They don't have that effect on me, strangely enough; I think I may be immune as I was dosed with syrup of figs on a weekly basis as a nipper. I can eat half a dozen without any peristaltic acceleration.”
“They don't have that effect on me, strangely enough; I think I may be immune as I was dosed with syrup of figs on a weekly basis as a nipper. I can eat half a dozen without any peristaltic acceleration.
”
And there in might lie the problem. I had stuffed myself with about 30 in quite a short space of time - maybe 90 minutes. And my tummy felt like it was doing an asymmetric bar display. I like to think my pipes were nice and clean for a bit though.
oh my god i've just seen the time
off to be exsanguinated catch you later....to quote Hill Street Blues "let's be careful out there"
off to be exsanguinated catch you later....to quote Hill Street Blues "let's be careful out there"
Originally Posted by planets:
“oh my god i've just seen the time
off to be exsanguinated catch you later....to quote Hill Street Blues "let's be careful out there"”
“oh my god i've just seen the time
off to be exsanguinated catch you later....to quote Hill Street Blues "let's be careful out there"”
I sooo loved Hill Street Blues. For several years Monday nights were snooker until 10.30 then mad dash home for the prog. You could have offered me free beer for the rest of the night and I'd have refused instantly.
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Can't get by on biscuits alone
Have a nice day all
”
“Can't get by on biscuits alone
Have a nice day all
”
I saw this elsewhere and I thought of you
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Originally Posted by Flight815-23D:
“Morning, kids. It occurred to me last night that I'm several days behind on CBB now and, I don't care. Still keeping up with BBAus, and that's doing quite nicely filling the post-BB void.
Still haven't caught the end of GBBO, though I saw far enough to see the custard incident (insert Law & Order bong bong noise here). Fell asleep about the time they were looking dumbfounded at the idea of a quinelle...have these people not ever watched Masterchef?”
“Morning, kids. It occurred to me last night that I'm several days behind on CBB now and, I don't care. Still keeping up with BBAus, and that's doing quite nicely filling the post-BB void.
Still haven't caught the end of GBBO, though I saw far enough to see the custard incident (insert Law & Order bong bong noise here). Fell asleep about the time they were looking dumbfounded at the idea of a quinelle...have these people not ever watched Masterchef?”
I've reached a point where I don't care if I watch CBB or not. If anything vaguely interesting shows up on another channel I wander off. I watched the first half dozen BBAus episodes, and then it fell off my radar.
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Pump kinetic energy into it!”
“Pump kinetic energy into it!
”
I think I will just pump
it seems to be all the rage with zelebs.
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“And there in might lie the problem. I had stuffed myself with about 30 in quite a short space of time - maybe 90 minutes. And my tummy felt like it was doing an asymmetric bar display. I like to think my pipes were nice and clean for a bit though.”
“And there in might lie the problem. I had stuffed myself with about 30 in quite a short space of time - maybe 90 minutes. And my tummy felt like it was doing an asymmetric bar display. I like to think my pipes were nice and clean for a bit though.”
30?
A figgy piggy
Originally Posted by planets:
“oh my god i've just seen the time
off to be exsanguinated catch you later....to quote Hill Street Blues "let's be careful out there"”
“oh my god i've just seen the time
off to be exsanguinated catch you later....to quote Hill Street Blues "let's be careful out there"”
On DS threads it is more "Let's do it to them before they do it to us."
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“I saw this elsewhere and I thought of you
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“I saw this elsewhere and I thought of you
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Campaign For British English on the Internet website advises "This site uses biscuits. By using the site you consent to our use of biscuits"”
Do you take a byte out of cookies?
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“30? A figgy piggy ”
“30?
A figgy piggy ”
Yep I am afraid I was that afternoon.
I was reclining on a sunbed on my terrace with these succulent fruit all around me feeling like a Roman Empress and I couldn't resist their succulent lusciousness.
I paid for it - but cheaper than colonic irrigation with I suspect much the same effect.
Actually you inspired me. I popped out earlier for a few figs and treated myself to a lump of Manchego to go with them. Now I am just deciding between tempranillo and Rioja to accompany and my evening is sorted.
Originally Posted by planets:
“why aye posters how goes the day?”
“why aye posters how goes the day?”
I have piddled about here and there. I just quote Noam Chomsky on one thread (well in a subverted sort of paraphrase). I am expecting a sighting of the greater spotted whoosh imminently.
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I have piddled about here and there. I just quote Noam Chomsky on one thread (well in a subverted sort of paraphrase). I am expecting a sighting of the greater spotted whoosh imminently.”
“I have piddled about here and there. I just quote Noam Chomsky on one thread (well in a subverted sort of paraphrase). I am expecting a sighting of the greater spotted whoosh imminently.”
my highest score in thread bingo today is 13 in one post...dying for a full house...(22 points in one post is a full house!)
Originally Posted by planets:
“why aye posters how goes the day?”
“why aye posters how goes the day?”
Evening planets. Usual keyboard bashing and I have been setting up a new satnav. Other one conked out last week and I have Twickenham on Saturday.
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Evening planets. Usual keyboard bashing and I have been setting up a new satnav. Other one conked out last week and I have Twickenham on Saturday.”
“Evening planets. Usual keyboard bashing and I have been setting up a new satnav. Other one conked out last week and I have Twickenham on Saturday.”
massively jealous (in a vile and disgusting way
) of Twickenham....it's such a lovely venue...it's looks like a car park from the outside but inside it's so friendly and atmospheric....i have seen many an Underwood try there hope it's a good match for you.for anyone wanting to play thread Bingo her is the scoring system....
per post:
points system for thread bingo:
vile: 5
disgusting 3
bully: 3
jealous: 3
combination of any two next to each other = bonus 2
combination of 3 = 3 bonus points
combination of all 4 = 5 bonus points
the phrase "carole is.....old bag/hag" 3
22 points per post need for bingo!
Originally Posted by planets:
“massively jealous (in a vile and disgusting way ) of Twickenham....it's such a lovely venue...it's looks like a car park from the outside but inside it's so friendly and atmospheric....i have seen many an Underwood try there hope it's a good match for you.
for anyone wanting to play thread Bingo her is the scoring system....
per post:
points system for thread bingo:
vile: 5
disgusting 3
bully: 3
jealous: 3
combination of any two next to each other = bonus 2
combination of 3 = 3 bonus points
combination of all 4 = 5 bonus points
the phrase "carole is.....old bag/hag" 3
22 points per post need for bingo!”
“massively jealous (in a vile and disgusting way
) of Twickenham....it's such a lovely venue...it's looks like a car park from the outside but inside it's so friendly and atmospheric....i have seen many an Underwood try there hope it's a good match for you.for anyone wanting to play thread Bingo her is the scoring system....
per post:
points system for thread bingo:
vile: 5
disgusting 3
bully: 3
jealous: 3
combination of any two next to each other = bonus 2
combination of 3 = 3 bonus points
combination of all 4 = 5 bonus points
the phrase "carole is.....old bag/hag" 3
22 points per post need for bingo!”
I remember a case of Blunderwood at the Arms Park 20 years ago! Missed a tackle and cost England the game!
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“I remember a case of Blunderwood at the Arms Park 20 years ago! Missed a tackle and cost England the game!”
“I remember a case of Blunderwood at the Arms Park 20 years ago! Missed a tackle and cost England the game!”
Tony or Rory?
my mum used to live next door to their mum so you'd see them out and about, couldn't help but be fond of them
i remember watching the world cup in *insert correct date here* when we won, i've never been so lively at 8.30am before or since
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“I saw this elsewhere and I thought of you
AngryShopMan @AngryShopMan 4h
Campaign For British English on the Internet website advises "This site uses biscuits. By using the site you consent to our use of biscuits"”
“I saw this elsewhere and I thought of you
AngryShopMan @AngryShopMan 4h
Campaign For British English on the Internet website advises "This site uses biscuits. By using the site you consent to our use of biscuits"”
Love it. Man after my own heart
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“On DS threads it is more "Let's do it to them before they do it to us."”
“On DS threads it is more "Let's do it to them before they do it to us."”
I'll drink to that
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“ and treated myself to a lump of Manchego to go with them. Now I am just deciding between tempranillo and Rioja to accompany and my evening is sorted.”
“ and treated myself to a lump of Manchego to go with them. Now I am just deciding between tempranillo and Rioja to accompany and my evening is sorted.”
That's m'girl. although you'll need to work on choosing. The answer is always both
Originally Posted by planets:
“my highest score in thread bingo today is 13 in one post...dying for a full house...(22 points in one post is a full house!)”
“my highest score in thread bingo today is 13 in one post...dying for a full house...(22 points in one post is a full house!)”
Good to see that's going well. I shall bear it in mind.
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“I have been setting up a new satnav. Other one conked out last week and I have Twickenham on Saturday.”
“I have been setting up a new satnav. Other one conked out last week and I have Twickenham on Saturday.”
One of your settings is wrong. Your SatNav should pretty well show all places at all times, except Brigadoon, Munden's Bar and The Oblivion Bar* and very few other temporal shifter locations.
Try setting 'temporal interference' to 'off'
This is in the instructions, only it's not visible except during a particular conjunction, with much waving of fronds
*at penalty of tootling my own, please find the full description at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblivion_Bar
Originally Posted by planets:
“Tony or Rory?
my mum used to live next door to their mum so you'd see them out and about, couldn't help but be fond of them
i remember watching the world cup in *insert correct date here* when we won, i've never been so lively at 8.30am before or since”
“Tony or Rory?
my mum used to live next door to their mum so you'd see them out and about, couldn't help but be fond of them
i remember watching the world cup in *insert correct date here* when we won, i've never been so lively at 8.30am before or since
”
Rory, snagged by Ieuan Evans.
Originally Posted by planets:
“massively jealous (in a vile and disgusting way ) of Twickenham....it's such a lovely venue...it's looks like a car park from the outside but inside it's so friendly and atmospheric....i have seen many an Underwood try there hope it's a good match for you.
for anyone wanting to play thread Bingo her is the scoring system....
per post:
points system for thread bingo:
vile: 5
disgusting 3
bully: 3
jealous: 3
combination of any two next to each other = bonus 2
combination of 3 = 3 bonus points
combination of all 4 = 5 bonus points
the phrase "carole is.....old bag/hag" 3
22 points per post need for bingo!”
“massively jealous (in a vile and disgusting way
) of Twickenham....it's such a lovely venue...it's looks like a car park from the outside but inside it's so friendly and atmospheric....i have seen many an Underwood try there hope it's a good match for you.for anyone wanting to play thread Bingo her is the scoring system....
per post:
points system for thread bingo:
vile: 5
disgusting 3
bully: 3
jealous: 3
combination of any two next to each other = bonus 2
combination of 3 = 3 bonus points
combination of all 4 = 5 bonus points
the phrase "carole is.....old bag/hag" 3
22 points per post need for bingo!”
Oh this looks like fun. I have been doing scrabble but this is better.
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