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Fink-Nottle

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“
One of your settings is wrong. Your SatNav should pretty well show all places at all times, except Brigadoon, Munden's Bar and The Oblivion Bar* and very few other temporal shifter locations.
Try setting 'temporal interference' to 'off'
This is in the instructions, only it's not visible except during a particular conjunction, with much waving of fronds

*at penalty of tootling my own, please find the full description at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblivion_Bar”

My other satnav is in the Oblivion Bar, pastout as it were!

planets

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Oh this looks like fun. I have been doing scrabble but this is better.”

it certainly makes wading through the nonsense more fun!!!
i PMd Phyllis Stein the scoring system and she is in!!!

Fink-Nottle

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“it certainly makes wading through the nonsense more fun!!!
i PMd Phyllis Stein the scoring system and she is in!!!”

What about hater? a word that has drifted in from the football terraces, sorry stands?

planets

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“What about hater? a word that has drifted in from the football terraces, sorry stands?”

hater seems so last season though

vile is the mot de jour among the bright young things

Fink-Nottle

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“hater seems so last season though
vile is the mot de jour among the bright young things ”

There was a Tommy Vile who played rugby for Wales. Vile has become a headline word, not quite like probe, quiz, grill etc but one that fits neatly into a thread head, anaesthetising its impact.

Funnily, I noticed hater far more this year than last.

Flight815-23D

05-09-2013

Someone shared this on fb this morning, seems perfect for those of you looking to expand into alternative pejoratives:
https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

planets

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by Flight815-23D:
“Someone shared this on fb this morning, seems perfect for those of you looking to expand into alternative pejoratives:
https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57”

"tortilla origami"

Fink-Nottle

05-09-2013

Brings to mind another Wodehouse gem: “He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”

planets

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“

Brings to mind another Wodehouse gem: “He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.””

i'm going to have to re-buy Wodehouse after meeting you aren't i?

sadly i did that foolish thing of lending them to an utter cad who never returned them and departed in a cloud of sulphur *gggrrrrrr*

An Thropologist

05-09-2013

Oh that reminds me I heard the most wonderful name at the weekend. He was a real person not a fictional character who turned up on Radio 4. His name was Robin Nibblet. I love this name so much I am considering deed poll

planets

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Oh that reminds me I heard the most wonderful name at the weekend. He was a real person not a fictional character who turned up on Radio 4. His name was Robin Nibblet. I love this name so much I am considering deed poll”

oh i love odd names!!! i met a surgeon called Hugh Whirley-Birch i want to write a book just so i can have a character called that

Fink-Nottle

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“i'm going to have to re-buy Wodehouse after meeting you aren't i?

sadly i did that foolish thing of lending them to an utter cad who never returned them and departed in a cloud of sulphur *gggrrrrrr*”

Some of mine are tattered and torn. Bought my first when I was 13! Have got a number on talking books to listen to in the car, most with Martin Jarvis narrating. He is superb: his Lord Emsworth is so good it wrecked, for me, Timothy Spall playing the role on ITV last year.

Fink-Nottle

05-09-2013

I have a couple of albums by Scout Niblett; the extra b makes a difference when you read it but it would sound the same.

planets

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Some of mine are tattered and torn. Bought my first when I was 13! Have got a number on talking books to listen to in the car, most with Martin Jarvis narrating. He is superb: his Lord Emsworth is so good it wrecked, for me, Timothy Spall playing the role on ITV last year.”

martin jarvis has a great voice.
oh no ive just checked amazon and i can get 10 books for £29....can i resist??

ETA why didn't i buy any chocolate ? *sighs*

Hey i've just remembered didn't Dave say if sophie went he would don a robe and become a Ronist?

An Thropologist

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“martin jarvis has a great voice.
oh no ive just checked amazon and i can get 10 books for £29....can i resist??

ETA why didn't i buy any chocolate ? *sighs*

Hey i've just remembered didn't Dave say if sophie went he would don a robe and become a Ronist?”

I never listen to a word Dave says.

I make it a policy just to smile benignly.

DavetheSensible

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by planets:
“Hey i've just remembered didn't Dave say if sophie went he would don a robe and become a Ronist?”

post #231 in the HLs thread (about my C5 feed )
If it works properly tomorrow, I'll faint - then join the Cult of Ron

Phew! nearly panicked there

... and no it's still not working

DavetheSensible

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I never listen to a word Dave says. I make it a policy just to smile benignly.”

well you missed me offering to split the lottery win 50/50 with you.
never mind, eh

An Thropologist

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“well you missed me offering to split the lottery win 50/50 with you.
never mind, eh ”

Another tenner???

Have you been on the forum tonight? Jeez the threads are sillier than ever

Is Abz 34 or 64
Is Mario hung like a budgie
Is Mario and Charlotte the only two not dried hasbeans (sic)
Quotes from Jasmine Lennard - Jasmine Lennard I ask you - who would cite her as an authority on anything.
I despair - I really do

argggggghhhhhh. I am off to put my head in the oven

planets

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“post #231 in the HLs thread (about my C5 feed )
If it works properly tomorrow, I'll faint - then join the Cult of Ron

Phew! nearly panicked there

... and no it's still not working ”

bah!!! did i miss anything on the highlights show? i got Star Trek: Into Darkness and had to watch it

(it was super fun!

)

DavetheSensible

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Another tenner???”

£48 last month (for £16

) and a £9 yesterday

Quote:
“Have you been on the forum tonight? Jeez the threads are sillier than ever”

Originally Posted by planets:
“bah!!! did i miss anything on the highlights show?”

This morning was pretty good, significantly free of children. Gave up this evening for the reasons you said. Thought Vile thread went well, thank you all - and the new peeps who pitched in. Noticed a few comments about using vile on other threads too after

HLs was just dreadful, probably the worst of the series. Thread ok, but not classic
I fear for BOTS and the LF tonight

planets

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“£48 last month (for £16 ) and a £9 yesterday .

This morning was pretty good, significantly free of children. Gave up this evening for the reasons you said. Thought Vile thread went well, thank you all - and the new peeps who pitched in. Noticed a few comments about using vile on other threads too after
HLs was just dreadful, probably the worst of the series. Thread ok, but not classic
I fear for BOTS and the LF tonight ”

yes was most pleasant this morning/afternoon....did school start or something? excellent infect their language MWAHAHAhhahaahaaha soon soon world domination......*needs a spinning swivelchair emoticon*

Sarah Soreen

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“They don't have that effect on me, strangely enough; I think I may be immune as I was dosed with syrup of figs on a weekly basis as a nipper. I can eat half a dozen without any peristaltic acceleration. ”

What a marvellous phrase! I am going to have to get this into a post before the weekend

Fabulous!

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“And there in might lie the problem. I had stuffed myself with about 30 in quite a short space of time - maybe 90 minutes. And my tummy felt like it was doing an asymmetric bar display. I like to think my pipes were nice and clean for a bit though.”

30??

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Yep I am afraid I was that afternoon.

I was reclining on a sunbed on my terrace with these succulent fruit all around me feeling like a Roman Empress and I couldn't resist their succulent lusciousness.

I paid for it - but cheaper than colonic irrigation with I suspect much the same effect.

Actually you inspired me. I popped out earlier for a few figs and treated myself to a lump of Manchego to go with them. Now I am just deciding between tempranillo and Rioja to accompany and my evening is sorted.”

I really shouldnt laugh but that had me almost wiping tears

Originally Posted by planets:
“massively jealous (in a vile and disgusting way ) of Twickenham....it's such a lovely venue...it's looks like a car park from the outside but inside it's so friendly and atmospheric....i have seen many an Underwood try there hope it's a good match for you.

for anyone wanting to play thread Bingo her is the scoring system....
per post:
points system for thread bingo:
vile: 5
disgusting 3
bully: 3
jealous: 3

combination of any two next to each other = bonus 2
combination of 3 = 3 bonus points
combination of all 4 = 5 bonus points
the phrase "carole is.....old bag/hag" 3
22 points per post need for bingo!”

I'm going to absorb this fully tomorrow and join in! Excellent game

*trudges miserably back to HLs thread for BOTS boredom*

DavetheSensible

05-09-2013

STARGATE'S COMING BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/n...y-planned.html

x 10m

x 10 more m

Update: Sarah S has had an episode in HLs

An Thropologist

05-09-2013

While I was losing the will to live in my electric oven I had a horrifying thought.

Has it occurred to anyone else that most if not all the posters on the forum are eligible for jury service?

linmic

05-09-2013

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“While I was losing the will to live in my electric oven I had a horrifying thought.

Has it occurred to anyone else that most if not all the posters on the forum are eligible for jury service? ”

What a thought!!

Still, they'd get to the bottom of whether Mario was hung like a budgie or not so all is not lost.

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