Grabbed at random! Brilliant!

Makes me feel less of an old boot

Sounds as if you have pistoff rings!

i could get done for assault and battery

Seasoning your grub with Scotch Bonnet?

You would not have the derv!

i'm mounting an attack

your caliper doesn't show

You are washered- out!

but i'm looking forward to seeing ABS later

Will he be there for the big ending?

*please use irish accent for this one*

oil filter out any negative comments

Do they have Eire filters in Ireland?

oim not sure oil pump them for information

With you running short of power, it had better be in Wicklow!

Sorry to interrupt the motor puns thread folks but I have just had a smile at a thread on BB forum - remember that? A thred called Smoking in BB.

Someone starts the thread which says words to the effect of

Is it compulsory to chain smoke on BB because all HM's do except for Dustin who doesn't and neither does Charlotte.

The first laugh is provided by the second post - some obscure chap called Dave the something or another.

He replies - shall we try again.

Then later on someone says

I am surprised Charlotte doesn't smoke being a Geordie. All Geordies smoke. I am allowed to say that because I am one, a Geordie I mean - but I don't smoke.

Doh. .

Torque to the hand cos the face ain't listening

An! You had it! Smokers and cars both produce fumes! (And I contributed to that post)

i saw that thread they scupper their own argument so much better than anyone else could

It ain't listening because it can't hear you. Change your clambelt!

*Chokes*


Shame about my headlights

Oh.... erm.....

who piston your parade?

You should belt up!

i didn't want to mention your bleedin' nipple

are you going to throttle me?

You torque too much!