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Fink-Nottle
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by planets:
“funny you should say that i had a phone call tonight from someone i hadn't spoken to for...20 years who is writing their third book and trying to persuade me ....they said "now you have an editor" hehehehehe”

So what are you waiting for?
planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“So what are you waiting for?”

a plot that doesn't grind to halt half way through!
An Thropologist
28-10-2013
At least you guys were the innocent victims of inexplicable computer deaths. I murdered mine, last Christmas, by drowning. I was heading across the room with a container holding about 1.5 litres of water intending to put it in the Christmas tree receptacle. It was a wide necked container which had originally held catering sized quantities of nuts. I tripped against the mat and knowing that if I and the water went down my laptop would have been splashed.

So I engaged, as I thought, a bit of quick thinking and threw the receptacle in the opposite direction... where it hit the wall, ricocheted and emptied directly onto my lap top.
DavetheSensible
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I draw the line at musicians dressed as wizards or worse elves!”

Sorry, I forgot about this bit until just now with all the rubbish today.
I assume you were referring to the (thankfully) one and only Marc Bolan there??

Incidentally, and totally uselessly, that post is weird to answer - you can't get it to quote properly. I had to paste it over quoting another post to get it to work with your username. Never seen that before. I reckon it's the stray 'end quote' bit under the blue box messes it up.
planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“At least you guys were the innocent victims of inexplicable computer deaths. I murdered mine, last Christmas, by drowning. I was heading across the room with a container holding about 1.5 litres of water intending to put it in the Christmas tree receptacle. It was a wide necked container which had originally held catering sized quantities of nuts. I tripped against the mat and knowing that if I and the water went down my laptop would have been splashed.

So I engaged, as I thought, a bit of quick thinking and threw the receptacle in the opposite direction... where it hit the wall, ricocheted and emptied directly onto my lap top.”


marks from the judges:
Craig: 9
Darcey: 10
Len: 10
Bruno: 10
planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Sorry, I forgot about this bit until just now with all the rubbish today.
I assume you were referring to the (thankfully) one and only Marc Bolan there??

Incidentally, and totally uselessly, that post is weird to answer - you can't get it to quote properly. I had to paste it over quoting another post to get it to work with your username. Never seen that before. I reckon it's the stray 'end quote' bit under the blue box messes it up.”

you need to edit it still has YOUR username attached

yay it's worked!
An Thropologist
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“She made a fleeting reappearance a couple of weeks ago and then fled back into the cupboard.”

What spooked her this time - one of your puns?
DavetheSensible
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“At least you guys were the innocent victims of inexplicable computer deaths”

I'm not sure whether to or . Have both:
, and a
Originally Posted by planets:
“
marks from the judges:
Craig: 9
Darcey: 10
Len: 10
Bruno: 10”

That's definitely
Originally Posted by planets:
“a plot that doesn't grind to halt half way through!”

It's always the bloody end that comes first, even if it's just a letter. Getting there is the pain.
planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“
It's always the bloody end that comes first, even if it's just a letter. Getting there is the pain.”

it's so frustrating i've done so much research and have main characters and plot but no solution....have to have that before i can work backwards with the details....i'm relying on divine intervention currently
DavetheSensible
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by planets:
“you need to edit it still has YOUR username attached ”

Well spotted
Just going to try something - so the next post might be odd, if it works ...
DavetheSensible
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“you need to edit it still has YOUR username attached ”

Hmmmm ...

EDIT: sorry, just wondered what happens if you paste a different username against the user ID at the top of a quote box.
Answer - nothing
Fink-Nottle
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“At least you guys were the innocent victims of inexplicable computer deaths. I murdered mine, last Christmas, by drowning. I was heading across the room with a container holding about 1.5 litres of water intending to put it in the Christmas tree receptacle. It was a wide necked container which had originally held catering sized quantities of nuts. I tripped against the mat and knowing that if I and the water went down my laptop would have been splashed.

So I engaged, as I thought, a bit of quick thinking and threw the receptacle in the opposite direction... where it hit the wall, ricocheted and emptied directly onto my lap top.”

The water did lap over the top!

Dropped a mobile phone into a cup of tea once. Dried it out in the oven but could never get the number eight to work.
planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Hmmmm ...”

it's HAUNTED
planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Hmmmm ...

EDIT: sorry, just wondered what happens if you paste a different username against the user ID at the top of a quote box.
Answer - nothing ”

well i transmogrified into An so not exactly nothing.....
DavetheSensible
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by planets:
“it's so frustrating i've done so much research and have main characters and plot but no solution....have to have that before i can work backwards with the details....i'm relying on divine intervention currently ”

Ever seen Brian Eno's 'Oblique Strategies'?
It's a set of cards with different things written on them, which he designed to help break mental blocks while in the studio. Some are directly relevant, like 'take out every second track and then add a drum', while others say things like 'count the paving stones round the block'. There's different versions down the years (and they're not cheap) but you can read them online.
Fink-Nottle
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“What spooked her this time - one of your puns?”

Amazingly, no. I was trying to remember a book title about fried green tomatoes. She was probably mixing a Bloody Mary at the time!
DavetheSensible
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Dropped a mobile phone into a cup of tea once. Dried it out in the oven but could never get the number eight to work.”

My oven doesn't go up to number 8
Fink-Nottle
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by planets:
“it's HAUNTED ”

You have spirits on the brain tonight!
planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Ever seen Brian Eno's 'Oblique Strategies'?
It's a set of cards with different things written on them, which he designed to help break mental blocks while in the studio. Some are directly relevant, like 'take out every second track and then add a drum', while others say things like 'count the paving stones round the block'. There's different versions down the years (and they're not cheap) but you can read them online.”

yes i've seen them (love Enos...particular fondness for Roger) but they aren't appropriate for my particular problem booooooo perhaps if i immersed myself in it all again i 'd get somewhere....
planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“You have spirits on the brain tonight!”

murther and the walking spirits...oh wait wrong thread,,,,
An Thropologist
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“I'm not sure whether to or . Have both:
, and a

That's definitely

It's always the bloody end that comes first, even if it's just a letter. Getting there is the pain.”

Yep openings are my problem too Dave, although I have never attempted to write creatively/fiction.

I often write middle paragraphs waiting for inspiration about how to get into the body of the piece to strike.
Fink-Nottle
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“My oven doesn't go up to number 8 ”

Can't figure that one out!
An Thropologist
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“My oven doesn't go up to number 8 ”

planets
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Can't figure that one out!”

just the sentence structure Fink it read as if the 8 on the oven wouldn't work.....
DavetheSensible
28-10-2013
Originally Posted by planets:
“well i transmogrified into An so not exactly nothing.....”

No, what I did was used what I think is your id, but changed the name to An's. Thought if they were intrinsically linked, then something would happen if I played with the combination.
Gone back to look at those numbers on a couple of your other posts, and it's not a personal id. Must be a post id or something, as it changes every time (and appears to go up).
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