If it is any consolation it will be far more afraid of you than you are of it.

I don't mind pet rodents at all. But an uninvited guest crawling over me when I sleep...

And many more to flow, I hope.

Actually Flights I think if its a mouse you need a clog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fg7w49UnGA

This may not have made the Atlantic crossing ( and with good reason)

It won't crawl over you. It will keep well away, he will find you disgusting. No offence but he will find his own way out at the first opportunity.

I know.

I'm bigger and scarier but I don't want a face off.

I knew I should have cleared that clutter I've been stashing under my bed. I will be tidy in future. I promise.

I was thinking more along the lines of Courtney's husband's claim to fame, LOL

That hadn't made the crossing. I think that makes it your fault, now.

I don't know Courtney's husbands claim to fame . Is it publishable without getting banned. TBH I didn't know who Courtney was until tonight. - still don't really. In fact I think there were only two slebs i actually recognised.

Thank you.

Although "disgusting" was unnecessarily harsh.

Right...do I need to take action in the morning? Will it find its way out? Am I right that if it's a rat then there is probably only one and if it's a mouse I probably have my own colony?

I have a Jack Russell fast asleep in his bed. I don't want him attacking anything or being bitten.

I'm over thinking, right?

Never take food into the bedroom. Except whipped cream obviously.

Jack Russells are usually great ratters so if you have a JR I would be surprised if you had rodents. Don't worry for the dog but I think you will struggle to prevent it attacking the mice - thats nature you can't do much about it.

I don't think you are disgusting BTW but I'm not a mouse.

Her husband is a character actor - played Tooms on X-Files and the jerk in The Green Mile who stepped on the pet mouse.

(he also played Horace on LOST, but most people don't remember him)

I don't think Elvis (my JR) has ever ventured into the mysterious world that lays beneath my bed. And he's a bit strange. He's scared of little things but has been goading the German Shepherd next door for years.

I bought one of those air fresheners that sprays every 15 minutes and I had to get rid of it because he freaked out every time it made its hissing noise.

I feel calmer now. It was just a shock when I realised I wasn't alone. Thank you.

No whipped cream activities here, mores the pity. I did nibble some cheese last night whilst lurking on this forum though. Maybe I dropped a few crumbs.

Don't worry. we had a very nasty bat incident on here just a few weeks ago so we do understand. Perhaps you shoud invite the German Shepherd around for a play date.

Ah right I see now. Not the little mice with clogs on the? And not a hit in the US of A by the sounds of it.

Blade? He bites his owners and sadly seems the result of too much inbreeding. Terrible hip dysplasia it seems to my unveterinary eye. And Elvis throws a little tantrum at the sight of him and nearly falls off the window sill when he drags my neighbours by for their walkies. I don't think that would work.

I'll have a clear out in daylight when this will seem much sillier.

Morning

*whispers* we are still here

Gosh I had the strangest dream last night. The big brother house was filled with completely bonkers people, and this lovely forum descended into utter chaos of, bodily function outrage, Ofcom complaints about a bloke being in the house, lots of people not being in the house (eskimo's I think ) and people being called stupid AND hating dullard supporters (I ask you!! )
Thank goodness for the return of consciousness and normality .... phew!

Morning DM I think you might still be sleeping. Brace yourself for later.

I had exactly the same dream!!

You don't suppose it was actually real do you?!

Nah, that can't be right.

It would appear the favourite is the young lady with incontinence problems.

Young lady?? LADY??

My goodness her parents must be so proud!

Hope Dave turns up safe and well as I didn't see him on here last night. You don't suppose he is actually Louie do you??

Hope all rodent problems have been sorted out.

seeing as I decamped to the funfest last night - a quick rolled-up catchup


Ta for the rope dance pic - love it!
I'm sure there is actually a dance related phrase they used to use for hangings ...

Well, I didn't get Louie Spense (Bah! ), so it's possible.
Please note - he's been reduced to one . To my shock, he was really funny last night. Now as long as he doesn't go prannying around ...

These, but what's that about keeping us from running amok

see above

Actually Dave I think we have overlooked the comic potential of Louie in the house. The scope for the double entendre is inspiring. I had a proper carry on fest last night - two men laying lino in his back passage et al. Great sport.

Speaking of sport I have to go I am busy defending Big Ron who apparently is only now remembered for 3 words. Who would have thought this time yesterday that 24 hours later I would be backing big Ron. I don't even like football.

Oh, I'm in there today, no prisoners

Sadly the boyo went home last Sunday

Yes you were ...

I was frantically trying to keep up with the HL thread, managed quite well and then the net connection dropped out about 10.15 Never quite caught up after that, though I did make it to the end. Saw AJ and managed 5 minutes. Pity because Dexter was sounding good.

'Flash And The Pan - 'And the band played on (down among the dead men)' - one of my favourite singles ever.

Morning everyone

DM, I had the same nightmare

Thank heavens for this thread. Sanctuary sanctuary *woke up with the hump*