I wasn't insinuating that you were being rude. I've just never heard of black sheep before. I live on an Island so I don't suspect we get it here.

Must have been my mind re reading and thinking I could have been rude. Sorry, no rudeness meant anywhere.

I'd never heard of it before either, we got a brewery 2 miles down the road that makes new and different brews pactically every year. Never keep up with them all!

Thanks; he did once say that there was no surer foundation for a friendship than a mutual taste in literature. And he could write, as in: “A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.”

Though, given the way this thread has progressed, G D'Arcy "Stilton" Cheesewright may have gone down better as a username!

[quote=Scots rool;68184980]Obviously a weakness up top too.

Indeed. I read on one thread this morning something about her having had a penis up her nose!!! Which I am sure you will agree is an odd place to put one. But moreover it crosses my mind that I can barely get my little finger into my nose - so who was this this fella - Tom Thumb?

[quote=An Thropologist;68185165]
Maybe it was the rapper Lil Dicky.

I can't help but wonder if there's yet another branch of fetish porn out there I've never encountered before (and don't really want to)

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LMAO - in fact and I rarely do this one (although I have a feeling on this thread it might be a more frequent event) LMFAO

That's the big problem with the US and cheese, as a tourist you either Walmart or Publix or whatever and get processed or the same old boring Euro stuff, or you have to go diggin for the real makers. TBH I've whimpered at times because I've been within 50 miles of a near-legendary (in a small way) dairy wih no way of getting there. The only times I've managed a good stash is with careful planning.

I live on an island too ... England.
Mind you, I suspect if I lived in a steel box 600ft off ground I'd still find a way to find beer and cheese.


and an internet connection, so that's that bright idea out the windwo! I know you lot ...

yeah right - you wait until you get your next Barclaycard bill.

My grandparents retired to Wisconsin, and I lived with them in the summer, so I was spoiled. That said, some of the places there do deliver - not so great for curds, but for the actual cheeses:
http://www.carrvalleycheese.com/arti...mous-cheddars/

And for pumpkin butter:
http://www.slacksjellyfarm.com/

Those were both just everyday lunch at their house.

I go away for a few hours and come back to talk of penises (is that the plural for penis??) and cheese!

Are the two connected in any way dare I ask? Worse still are they both connected to Charlotte?

Maybe I don't want to know.................

LOL Honest it was on a thread on here. First post. Although probably should have been the last post.

I blame the sight of Lauren Harries! Its her fault I opened the second bottle lol


Deep fried cheese? Wow! I must try that sometime. I quite like the sound of that, thanks for the idea


I was foolish enough to sink lots of that once. The hangover had me praying for a swift death

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A penis up the nose? How is that even possible? Actually I'd best not ponder on that before I've had my lamb and mint burgers

.... a penis up the nose..... just wow.........

Golly! Just ventured out there and there is an anal sex thread!

I'm off to buy some Wheetabix. Decided I need to see what all the fuss is about. Will report in later.

Charlottes greatest achievement dont you know

Don't expect too much. They need honey or fruit on them to make them taste like anything.

A pen is up the nose.....with its cap, of course.

Make sure you cover them in milk & mash them up with a good coating of sugar. Well that's how I like mine

Mind you, I know of a few people who think Weetabix tastes like cardboard.

None taken
Walking distance to the brewery eh now that's what I'd call lucky

Please tell me its title is

I can't believe its not butter!!!

Halloumi - it comes in plastic packs on the cold shelves in the supermarkets (like fetta). Designed to be eaten fried - a tiny bit of butter, garlic, slice thinly and quick fry. With a plain salad, and olives and a sprinkle of olive oil.
Keeps for months in the pack.
Oh - de-pack and soak in water for a few hours, it's salty otherwise and not to everyone's taste.
(I'll be round Tuesday to show you how it's done )

Sorry for the giggles - I ended up with a [/cheese] command somehow

I once heard there wera s many calories in the box. Never bothered looking it up, it looked right

lol
There's always homemade
You'd be surprised at what we don't get. We have an Ann Summers, but no Asda! Go figure.