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DavetheSensible
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by monkey13:
“None taken
Walking distance to the brewery eh now that's what I'd call lucky ”

Hmph. Jealous
I spent many a year living over a pub.
Never recovered
monkey13
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by linmic:
“I go away for a few hours and come back to talk of penises (is that the plural for penis??) and cheese!

Are the two connected in any way dare I ask? Worse still are they both connected to Charlotte?

Maybe I don't want to know.................”

Nooooo! Non connected
Fink-Nottle
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by Sarah Soreen:
“Golly! Just ventured out there and there is an anal sex thread! ”

Perfect for those who talk out of their backsides.
monkey13
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Hmph. Jealous
I spent many a year living over a pub.
Never recovered ”

I bet you saw a few sights though eh eh!
linmic
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Hmph. Jealous
I spent many a year living over a pub.
Never recovered ”

I spent a year living over an undertakers! Hopefully I have recovered but there are days when I feel slightly embalmed.
DavetheSensible
23-08-2013
Ok, I've lobbed the last few thread-ending grenades out, and it all seems quiet (including dear old Ron's bits, despite a new thread sprouting).

I'm off to barbecue, cos it's bloody hot. See ya on HM and WHATM tonight - I feel a late one coming.

Thanks for the day people - it's been great hard fun. About 3-0 for sense today, I reckon, which is amazing for a day 1!!!
monkey13
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Perfect for those who talk out of their backsides.”

I think it's been wiped
monkey13
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Ok, I've lobbed the last few thread-ending grenades out, and it all seems quiet (including dear old Ron's bits, despite a new thread sprouting).

I'm off to barbecue, cos it's bloody hot. See ya on HM and WHATM tonight - I feel a late one coming.

Thanks for the day people - it's been great hard fun. About 3-0 for sense today, I reckon, which is amazing for a day 1!!!”

Enjoy Dave! See ya later x
Sarah Soreen
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by linmic:
“Charlottes greatest achievement dont you know ”

Oh I would contend her greatest achievement is having the wit to breathe

Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“A pen is up the nose.....with its cap, of course.”

LOL! Touche!

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Please tell me its title is

I can't believe its not butter!!!”

I'll never buy that again now

Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Halloumi - it comes in plastic packs on the cold shelves in the supermarkets (like fetta). Designed to be eaten fried - a tiny bit of butter, garlic, slice thinly and quick fry. With a plain salad, and olives and a sprinkle of olive oil.
Keeps for months in the pack.
Oh - de-pack and soak in water for a few hours, it's salty otherwise and not to everyone's taste.
(I'll be round Tuesday to show you how it's done )

Sorry for the giggles - I ended up with a [/cheese] command somehow ”

Brilliant! I'll look for it in the shop next week and give it a try. Thanks for that. I've been eying the double gloucester up but will get some of that. Try anything once
Fink-Nottle
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by linmic:
“I spent a year living over an undertakers! Hopefully I have recovered but there are days when I feel slightly embalmed.”

Trust you didn't have a coughin' fit!
Fink-Nottle
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by monkey13:
“I think it's been wiped ”

Fink-Nottle
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by DavetheSensible:
“Ok, I've lobbed the last few thread-ending grenades out, and it all seems quiet (including dear old Ron's bits, despite a new thread sprouting).

I'm off to barbecue, cos it's bloody hot. See ya on HM and WHATM tonight - I feel a late one coming.

Thanks for the day people - it's been great hard fun. About 3-0 for sense today, I reckon, which is amazing for a day 1!!!”

Hot!! I have had to keep out of the rain all day.
Sarah Soreen
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Perfect for those who talk out of their backsides.”

Originally Posted by monkey13:
“I think it's been wiped ”



Right, off to brave the bum thread
linmic
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“Trust you didn't have a coughin' fit!”



No but my rent receipts were always signed 'eventually Yours'
monkey13
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by linmic:
“

No but my rent receipts were always signed 'eventually Yours' ”

My father used to work part time for an undertakers and he said they had the best sense of humour. I guess you'd need it working everyday in that environment eh
Fink-Nottle
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by linmic:
“

No but my rent receipts were always signed 'eventually Yours' ”

My father once had an office in a street which contained an undertaker's: D Caesar Jones.
An Thropologist
23-08-2013
I am off for now folks so have a good evening. I am debating whether to share an amusing anecdote with you all but if I do and anyone who really knows me is on here I am so rumbled. mind you so are they.

Perhaps later. In the mean time enjoy tonights HLs
linmic
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by monkey13:
“ My father used to work part time for an undertakers and he said they had the best sense of humour. I guess you'd need it working everyday in that environment eh ”

There were days when the cleaning staff went in that all you could hear was hysterical laughter! I used to start laughing just hearing them laugh!
linmic
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“My father once had an office in a street which contained an undertaker's: D Caesar Jones.”

Apt.

Or maybe unfortunate
monkey13
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I am off for now folks so have a good evening. I am debating whether to share an amusing anecdote with you all but if I do and anyone who really knows me is on here I am so rumbled. mind you so are they.

Perhaps later. In the mean time enjoy tonights HLs”

If my ears are burning ill know whose talking about us lol. Have a lovely evening T x
Fink-Nottle
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by linmic:
“Apt.

Or maybe unfortunate ”

It made That's Life; Esther Rantzen could not keep a stiff upper lip.
Flight815-23D
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by Fairy Wings:
“Make sure you cover them in milk & mash them up with a good coating of sugar. Well that's how I like mine

Mind you, I know of a few people who think Weetabix tastes like cardboard. ”

The box feels disturbingly solid. Afraid to open them now.
planets
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by Flight815-23D:
“The box feels disturbingly solid. Afraid to open them now.”

it's sort of like compressed dust
place in bowl pour icey cold milk over then sprinkle sugar on top....

not really my cup of tea i'd rather have toast but i hope you enjoy!
ps some people do things with yoghurt and fruit but i am unfamiliar with that method of delivery
Sarah Soreen
23-08-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I am off for now folks so have a good evening. I am debating whether to share an amusing anecdote with you all but if I do and anyone who really knows me is on here I am so rumbled. mind you so are they.

Perhaps later. In the mean time enjoy tonights HLs”

Spill the beans!
Dangermoose
23-08-2013
*Runs in panting*

Did I miss the cake?

Do we have any men down??

Willies & cheese ???? Should I read back? I'm scared
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