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Old 23-08-2013, 18:47
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Walking distance to the brewery eh now that's what I'd call lucky
Hmph. Jealous
I spent many a year living over a pub.
Never recovered
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:49
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I go away for a few hours and come back to talk of penises (is that the plural for penis??) and cheese!

Are the two connected in any way dare I ask? Worse still are they both connected to Charlotte?

Maybe I don't want to know.................
Nooooo! Non connected
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:50
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Golly! Just ventured out there and there is an anal sex thread!
Perfect for those who talk out of their backsides.
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:51
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Hmph. Jealous
I spent many a year living over a pub.
Never recovered
I bet you saw a few sights though eh eh!
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:53
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Hmph. Jealous
I spent many a year living over a pub.
Never recovered
I spent a year living over an undertakers! Hopefully I have recovered but there are days when I feel slightly embalmed.
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:54
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Ok, I've lobbed the last few thread-ending grenades out, and it all seems quiet (including dear old Ron's bits, despite a new thread sprouting).

I'm off to barbecue, cos it's bloody hot. See ya on HM and WHATM tonight - I feel a late one coming.

Thanks for the day people - it's been great hard fun. About 3-0 for sense today, I reckon, which is amazing for a day 1!!!
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:54
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Perfect for those who talk out of their backsides.
I think it's been wiped
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:55
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Ok, I've lobbed the last few thread-ending grenades out, and it all seems quiet (including dear old Ron's bits, despite a new thread sprouting).

I'm off to barbecue, cos it's bloody hot. See ya on HM and WHATM tonight - I feel a late one coming.

Thanks for the day people - it's been great hard fun. About 3-0 for sense today, I reckon, which is amazing for a day 1!!!
Enjoy Dave! See ya later x
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:56
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Charlottes greatest achievement dont you know
Oh I would contend her greatest achievement is having the wit to breathe

A pen is up the nose.....with its cap, of course.
LOL! Touche!

Please tell me its title is

I can't believe its not butter!!!
I'll never buy that again now

Halloumi - it comes in plastic packs on the cold shelves in the supermarkets (like fetta). Designed to be eaten fried - a tiny bit of butter, garlic, slice thinly and quick fry. With a plain salad, and olives and a sprinkle of olive oil.
Keeps for months in the pack.
Oh - de-pack and soak in water for a few hours, it's salty otherwise and not to everyone's taste.
(I'll be round Tuesday to show you how it's done )

Sorry for the giggles - I ended up with a [/cheese] command somehow
Brilliant! I'll look for it in the shop next week and give it a try. Thanks for that. I've been eying the double gloucester up but will get some of that. Try anything once
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:56
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I spent a year living over an undertakers! Hopefully I have recovered but there are days when I feel slightly embalmed.
Trust you didn't have a coughin' fit!
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:57
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:58
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Ok, I've lobbed the last few thread-ending grenades out, and it all seems quiet (including dear old Ron's bits, despite a new thread sprouting).

I'm off to barbecue, cos it's bloody hot. See ya on HM and WHATM tonight - I feel a late one coming.

Thanks for the day people - it's been great hard fun. About 3-0 for sense today, I reckon, which is amazing for a day 1!!!
Hot!! I have had to keep out of the rain all day.
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Old 23-08-2013, 18:59
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Perfect for those who talk out of their backsides.
I think it's been wiped


Right, off to brave the bum thread
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:02
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Trust you didn't have a coughin' fit!


No but my rent receipts were always signed 'eventually Yours'
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:08
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No but my rent receipts were always signed 'eventually Yours'
My father used to work part time for an undertakers and he said they had the best sense of humour. I guess you'd need it working everyday in that environment eh
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:09
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No but my rent receipts were always signed 'eventually Yours'
My father once had an office in a street which contained an undertaker's: D Caesar Jones.
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:10
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I am off for now folks so have a good evening. I am debating whether to share an amusing anecdote with you all but if I do and anyone who really knows me is on here I am so rumbled. mind you so are they.

Perhaps later. In the mean time enjoy tonights HLs
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:14
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My father used to work part time for an undertakers and he said they had the best sense of humour. I guess you'd need it working everyday in that environment eh
There were days when the cleaning staff went in that all you could hear was hysterical laughter! I used to start laughing just hearing them laugh!
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:15
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My father once had an office in a street which contained an undertaker's: D Caesar Jones.
Apt.

Or maybe unfortunate
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:20
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I am off for now folks so have a good evening. I am debating whether to share an amusing anecdote with you all but if I do and anyone who really knows me is on here I am so rumbled. mind you so are they.

Perhaps later. In the mean time enjoy tonights HLs
If my ears are burning ill know whose talking about us lol. Have a lovely evening T x
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:32
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Apt.

Or maybe unfortunate
It made That's Life; Esther Rantzen could not keep a stiff upper lip.
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:52
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Make sure you cover them in milk & mash them up with a good coating of sugar. Well that's how I like mine

Mind you, I know of a few people who think Weetabix tastes like cardboard.
The box feels disturbingly solid. Afraid to open them now.
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Old 23-08-2013, 19:55
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The box feels disturbingly solid. Afraid to open them now.
it's sort of like compressed dust
place in bowl pour icey cold milk over then sprinkle sugar on top....

not really my cup of tea i'd rather have toast but i hope you enjoy!
ps some people do things with yoghurt and fruit but i am unfamiliar with that method of delivery
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Old 23-08-2013, 20:19
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I am off for now folks so have a good evening. I am debating whether to share an amusing anecdote with you all but if I do and anyone who really knows me is on here I am so rumbled. mind you so are they.

Perhaps later. In the mean time enjoy tonights HLs
Spill the beans!
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Old 23-08-2013, 20:43
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*Runs in panting*

Did I miss the cake?

Do we have any men down??

Willies & cheese ???? Should I read back? I'm scared
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