LOL! I wouldnt dare! The forum as a whole seems to have had a sense of humour failure entirely tonight

Nighty night. Sweet dreams:sleep:

i've already rung Ofcake

Hold me back! Am biting my lip right now and trying not to post my thoughts on the Gay thread.
I know if I start it'll be messy

She sounds a bit of a fruitcake; maybe I should be watching this.

Nighty night WH x

I know! thats why I came seeking refuge in here! Its a lot safer and far more fun!

Dont seed me with ideas! Oh I'm so tempted

crumbs.

Gay thread? Obviously another gem then. I havent recovered from the toy rabbit and cruelty one yet

*daily lurker delurking*

My username here is one I have employed online in various places, for a long time. It was a suggestion from my then boss (the ward Sister) in 1996, when I was relatively new to t'internet. Back then, I used to have an amazing (verging on eidetic) memory and for example, could relay all the patient's names, dates of birth, prescriptions, and all the staff's car registrations too.

These days, I have cr*ppy Parkinson's Disease (I'm 46) and just typing is a monumental struggle (about 20 mins for this post).

This thread has entertained me no end though, so thank you, one and all!

Dont do it Monkey! You will only regret it! Think nice thoughts!

It could be her new catchphrase. "ooo I could punch a cake"

I went off to have a read about this character. She seems to have the rare affliction of being triplely incontinent. Poor soul

Dont go there monkey, its not worth the ban. But I know just what you mean

Thinking about this more...they've already complained that they get a vacuum for 30 minutes, once a week. That means there will be moldy chocolate cake crumbs tracked all through the entire house until they can clean. Stuck to their feet, embedded in their shoe soles...it's like Wolfy gob all over again

That needs a soft Yorkshire accent I feel. Try it as a sort of Alan Bennett

Hiya and welcome
Thanks for taking the time and effort to pop in. Sorry to hear about the Parkinsons, you and I are almost the same age. I hope our daft stuff continues to entertain.

We will be sure to save you some cheese and wine.

Don't spose you could go medicate some of those threads outside, though, could ya?

Oh lovely you came to chat. Keep reading and join in when you feel you can.

Just a word of warning - I'm the sensible one in here, the rest tend to drink a lot

Are they based in Eccles?

Another LOL!!

Groan!

Ahh bless you. What can one say? So sorry to read your situation. God bless you. xxxx

You fibber Even your user name sounds pissed!!