cheeky! oh no was referring to birdybees mouse problem!!!!!

Ohh err. I can see why.

CBB: Cheese, Booze and Baking! Who's Louis other than a French king who lost his head?

You must have been badly affected if you had to move house, thats awful I had to move out of my flat when my son was small, my other half was a fisherman and he put 2 pints of maggots in my airing cupboard(which I never used) and forgot about them! I knew nothing of these maggots until they started to hatch into big fat bluebottles!!I have never been so repulsed in my entire life! It was relentless and it went on for weeks! The other half was working away by this time, luckily for him!

Like that Alf guy in Heartbeat?!

Well spotted! that one went straight over my head!

*gags*
i can't bear mice/rats i can't even see them on tv without retching every night i saw one i would just have to drive to a friend's house in the end i just moved it was less stressful!

Why did he hatch into a bluebottle as well?

I must admit, I've not ventured under the bed as yet. I glanced. There are books and a suitcase and some shoes and a couple of boxes and a meerkat...one of those freebies ...it is a bit cluttered.

I will properly examine in daylight.

I knew I was a bit untidy...But stigma about little whiskerey things has made me concerned my standards have reduced to hovel-listic.



It's normal to hide clutter, right?

He was a big fat bluebottle: PC Ventriss. Sorry, he just sprang to mind when I read it.

I was on a tour once when a dead pheasant was placed in the engine of someone's car. When he eventually discovered it, there were maggots everywhere. Ugh.

I had to move in with my friend for over a month, these things just kept coming, you would have thought that they would all hatch at the same time but they didnt, they would come in batches of hundreds at a time, and they were docile, so,they would fly into you The worst part was first thing in the morning, when I would have to sweep the dead ones out of the hallway so I could get to the kitchen! Gross! My other half reckoned I was making a mountain out of a molehill!

I used to hide clutter; now I hide from it!

Can someone tell me if it it is better to have a rat or a mouse?

Is a rat normally singular and a mouse a sign of a coach load?

Yuk! They are the most horrible little creatures, they stink putrid(I almost said Rancid then)Too!

I think both are equally prodigious breeders, so in terms of starting families i don't think it makes much difference. Given the choice i would rather have mice but I don't think I can claim much logic in that.

catchup hour 1:

Haven't peeked yet, but the last 10 minutes of WHATM was simply brilliant and out of control. Odd evening, though nice. LF wasn't that great, except in patches and we ended up talking about The Monkees and stuff much of the first hour.

Just to echo what the others have said, and I hope we keep you entertained.

Hmmm - I'm watching you

can someone beep me when the rat/mouse talk is over.....

And...if anyone is still up...

Nothing is likely to want to crawl into my bed and bite me is there?

Mind you, that sounds like I'm putting myself down...I mean rodent type things. I mean, it will sense me? It will keep a respectable distance?

I don't think it will come after you unless you smear yourself with cheese. And if you do the mouse is going to have to beat Rancidbeings and Dave the Sensible who will be after you too.

Rats carry diseases and gnaw through wire to keep their teeth sharp.

Ipad battery down to 3 per cent - eek. Goodnight all and thanks for the smiles. Laughter is the best medicine.

I wouldn't reproach yourself too much about a bit of clutter under your bed, my friend was the biggest OCD clean freak going she was so organised and orderly, everything she owned had a storage box, even the storage boxes were stored in boxes, there was never anything out of place or so much as a crumb on her floor and she still managed to have mice! Im sure your standards are just fine,dont worry too much, try to make sure there is no access to food anywhere, they usually end up leaving of their own accord when they are hungry! Good luck!

catchup hour 2:

I used to tell my youngest cousin if she left the hole in a jammy dodger, I'd give her another one.

Surely it was the droppings that were passing through

Most of them were just ordinary people on the feed, although I guess Lauren and Carol didn't quite qualify tonight. As you say, even Charlotte was bearable, and Louie is far quieter than I expected. Wicked bitch queen humour though. Don't tell dangermoose, but I quite like him (I've now dropped 2 s from the Bah!
Short day tomorrow - I'm off shopping and lunch out. Yum!

Night!

Yoohoo! Planets! Ive just posted my last one! Sorry I didnt realise you didnt like them!

Night Night!:sleep::sleep::sleep:

I will have to whisper in case 'Planets' hears me, I think you will be quite safe, it will avoid you at all costs, you are much bigger and a danger to him! I know this probably isnt helping when people say the same thing to me about spiders I feel like screaming at them! Try not to think about it, get some sleep, it will be less scary in the daylight Night night! Try to sleep well:sleep::sleep::sleep: