Yuk! I can't stand maggots. Once where I live we got invaded by cluster flies. I live in a flat and there would be a load of them in the communal hall - It was like something out of The Amityville Horror. We'd get rid of a load and the next day there would be more. I'd go into my flat and there would be half a dozen just hanging around in the entrance hall. Really nasty because you didn't know how bad it might get. Thankfully it only lasted about a week, but it's not nice

Heck...

Planets feels queasy. Dave and Rancid are cheese obsessed.

Meanwhile ratty is breeding monsters to chew through metal and inflict diseases on my sleeping form.

I feel better now.

Everything feels much more normal. I might rest my head soon. I can tell you lot if I wake up gnawed.

check out the "i am too busy..." thread if you need some smiles before sleep

[quote=DavetheSensible;68198826]catchup hour 2:

I used to tell my youngest cousin if she left the hole in a jammy dodger, I'd give her another one.[quote]
My dad told me that he once got arrested for spitting out the hole from a polo mint, he said he was standing at a bus stop eating a polo when he spat the hole on the floor and an elderly lady came along running for the bus and fell in it! Apparentlythey had to get the fire brigade to get her out

i#m still awake snicky i saw your cry for help in the other thread....*passes cheesecake because it saves time*

I'm too offended to post here today.

Bah!










Aragorn?

Shuffles in with trolley of coffee and bickies.

Morning fellow silly threaders

No takers? Ok, be back later with afternoon tea, cake and egg butties

I overslept!

Grabs coffee and runs.......

Laters.

Ta muchly! Needed that after the couple of hours I just had!

'Orrible out there - AGAIN!

Can't stick around sadly, I have neglected my duties so will be dipping in and out - had a lovely quiche though and hope to see more cheese, tea, and cake for the love-in that this thread is I am so glad we have a 'safe-place'!

Good day all. As Clarence Frogman Henry sang: "I woke up this afternoon."

Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there

Morning all. Had a great start to the day hence my late start. I have started off with a heavy weight tussell with BT this morning that makes RB's opus magnum ( that might be a giant ice cream ermmm Opus Magnus?) yesterday look like a friendly chat.

And guess what they make you do it as a webchat. How convenient is that - NOT

You can't report a fault to someone else's line by phone because you are not the account holder so their speaking machine won't talk to you. I had to beat up the web chat person to make him/her talk to me but thanks to having re read RB's case notes last night I was well up to the job of an on line pummelling.

I think I know where some of the posters on here work now! The problem is not resolved but it was a good entree for today's business on here. Right who wants to take me on?

Quite right matron.

Dangermoose is our warden.

This thread is like an oasis in the midst of nastiness

Well that an an asylum for lunatics. But glad to have you as an inmate

Probably the right place for me then

Oooohooh Geno

The Abz threads must be bloody horrible for you

Have some CAKE!

Good God I have last night's HL show on. The pitch of this lollipop's screaming. Every dog in the neighbourhood is outside my door thinking it has been whistled.

Starkers

Normal? You? Pah!!

I only stay in here because if I go out there <<< my mind will wander and its far to small to be let out on its own.

Also being padlocked to a radiator doesn't help but the cake and wine flow freely so that's a bonus.

But it's diverse: crackers yesterday, nuts today, bananas tomorrow.

I got to do some housework but will leave this nice dressing up box for you all use if you promise to play nicely.

DO NOT TOUCH THE TINKERBELLE COSTUME COZ ITS MINE!

Now, I want to come back later and see how you all look.

*flits about in tinkerbell costume*

well i've checked out loads of threads and can safely say i can't post in any of them without getting banned......

ended up reading Kris' Mint Banter from years ago.....where's all the Mint Banter this year?

can't trust anyone these days!

Storms out of thread...........