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Old 24-08-2013, 02:34
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You must have been badly affected if you had to move house, thats awful I had to move out of my flat when my son was small, my other half was a fisherman and he put 2 pints of maggots in my airing cupboard(which I never used) and forgot about them! I knew nothing of these maggots until they started to hatch into big fat bluebottles!!I have never been so repulsed in my entire life! It was relentless and it went on for weeks! The other half was working away by this time, luckily for him!
Yuk! I can't stand maggots. Once where I live we got invaded by cluster flies. I live in a flat and there would be a load of them in the communal hall - It was like something out of The Amityville Horror. We'd get rid of a load and the next day there would be more. I'd go into my flat and there would be half a dozen just hanging around in the entrance hall. Really nasty because you didn't know how bad it might get. Thankfully it only lasted about a week, but it's not nice
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Old 24-08-2013, 02:39
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Heck...

Planets feels queasy. Dave and Rancid are cheese obsessed.

Meanwhile ratty is breeding monsters to chew through metal and inflict diseases on my sleeping form.

I feel better now.

Everything feels much more normal. I might rest my head soon. I can tell you lot if I wake up gnawed.
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Old 24-08-2013, 02:41
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Heck...

Planets feels queasy. Dave and Rancid are cheese obsessed.

Meanwhile ratty is breeding monsters to chew through metal and inflict diseases on my sleeping form.

I feel better now.

Everything feels much more normal. I might rest my head soon. I can tell you lot if I wake up gnawed.
check out the "i am too busy..." thread if you need some smiles before sleep
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Old 24-08-2013, 03:32
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[quote=DavetheSensible;68198826]catchup hour 2:

I used to tell my youngest cousin if she left the hole in a jammy dodger, I'd give her another one.[quote]
My dad told me that he once got arrested for spitting out the hole from a polo mint, he said he was standing at a bus stop eating a polo when he spat the hole on the floor and an elderly lady came along running for the bus and fell in it! Apparentlythey had to get the fire brigade to get her out
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Old 24-08-2013, 03:44
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i#m still awake snicky i saw your cry for help in the other thread....*passes cheesecake because it saves time*
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Old 24-08-2013, 09:40
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I'm too offended to post here today.

Bah!










Aragorn?
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Old 24-08-2013, 09:59
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Shuffles in with trolley of coffee and bickies.

Morning fellow silly threaders
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Old 24-08-2013, 12:14
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No takers? Ok, be back later with afternoon tea, cake and egg butties
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Old 24-08-2013, 12:14
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I overslept!

Grabs coffee and runs.......

Laters.
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Old 24-08-2013, 12:18
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Shuffles in with trolley of coffee and bickies.

Morning fellow silly threaders
Ta muchly! Needed that after the couple of hours I just had!

'Orrible out there - AGAIN!

Can't stick around sadly, I have neglected my duties so will be dipping in and out - had a lovely quiche though and hope to see more cheese, tea, and cake for the love-in that this thread is I am so glad we have a 'safe-place'!
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Old 24-08-2013, 12:29
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Good day all. As Clarence Frogman Henry sang: "I woke up this afternoon."
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Old 24-08-2013, 12:47
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*daily lurker delurking*

My username here is one I have employed online in various places, for a long time. It was a suggestion from my then boss (the ward Sister) in 1996, when I was relatively new to t'internet. Back then, I used to have an amazing (verging on eidetic) memory and for example, could relay all the patient's names, dates of birth, prescriptions, and all the staff's car registrations too.

These days, I have cr*ppy Parkinson's Disease (I'm 46) and just typing is a monumental struggle (about 20 mins for this post).

This thread has entertained me no end though, so thank you, one and all!
Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:02
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Morning all. Had a great start to the day hence my late start. I have started off with a heavy weight tussell with BT this morning that makes RB's opus magnum ( that might be a giant ice cream ermmm Opus Magnus?) yesterday look like a friendly chat.

And guess what they make you do it as a webchat. How convenient is that - NOT

You can't report a fault to someone else's line by phone because you are not the account holder so their speaking machine won't talk to you. I had to beat up the web chat person to make him/her talk to me but thanks to having re read RB's case notes last night I was well up to the job of an on line pummelling.

I think I know where some of the posters on here work now! The problem is not resolved but it was a good entree for today's business on here. Right who wants to take me on?
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:03
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Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there
Quite right matron.

Dangermoose is our warden.
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:04
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This thread is like an oasis in the midst of nastiness
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:07
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This thread is like an oasis in the midst of nastiness
Well that an an asylum for lunatics. But glad to have you as an inmate
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:11
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Well that an an asylum for lunatics. But glad to have you as an inmate
Probably the right place for me then
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:12
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This thread is like an oasis in the midst of nastiness
Oooohooh Geno

The Abz threads must be bloody horrible for you

Have some CAKE!
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:16
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Good God I have last night's HL show on. The pitch of this lollipop's screaming. Every dog in the neighbourhood is outside my door thinking it has been whistled.
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:23
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Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there
Starkers

Normal? You? Pah!!

I only stay in here because if I go out there <<< my mind will wander and its far to small to be let out on its own.

Also being padlocked to a radiator doesn't help but the cake and wine flow freely so that's a bonus.
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:28
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Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there
But it's diverse: crackers yesterday, nuts today, bananas tomorrow.
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:30
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But it's diverse: crackers yesterday, nuts today, bananas tomorrow.
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Old 24-08-2013, 13:34
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I got to do some housework but will leave this nice dressing up box for you all use if you promise to play nicely.

DO NOT TOUCH THE TINKERBELLE COSTUME COZ ITS MINE!

Now, I want to come back later and see how you all look.
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Old 24-08-2013, 14:30
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*flits about in tinkerbell costume*

well i've checked out loads of threads and can safely say i can't post in any of them without getting banned......

ended up reading Kris' Mint Banter from years ago.....where's all the Mint Banter this year?
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Old 24-08-2013, 14:36
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*flits about in tinkerbell costume*

well i've checked out loads of threads and can safely say i can't post in any of them without getting banned......

ended up reading Kris' Mint Banter from years ago.....where's all the Mint Banter this year?
can't trust anyone these days!

Storms out of thread...........
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