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Reality Sucks
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by snickypoo:
“You must have been badly affected if you had to move house, thats awful I had to move out of my flat when my son was small, my other half was a fisherman and he put 2 pints of maggots in my airing cupboard(which I never used) and forgot about them! I knew nothing of these maggots until they started to hatch into big fat bluebottles!!I have never been so repulsed in my entire life! It was relentless and it went on for weeks! The other half was working away by this time, luckily for him!”

Yuk! I can't stand maggots. Once where I live we got invaded by cluster flies. I live in a flat and there would be a load of them in the communal hall - It was like something out of The Amityville Horror. We'd get rid of a load and the next day there would be more. I'd go into my flat and there would be half a dozen just hanging around in the entrance hall. Really nasty because you didn't know how bad it might get. Thankfully it only lasted about a week, but it's not nice
BirdyBee
24-08-2013
Heck...

Planets feels queasy. Dave and Rancid are cheese obsessed.

Meanwhile ratty is breeding monsters to chew through metal and inflict diseases on my sleeping form.

I feel better now.

Everything feels much more normal. I might rest my head soon. I can tell you lot if I wake up gnawed.
planets
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Heck...

Planets feels queasy. Dave and Rancid are cheese obsessed.

Meanwhile ratty is breeding monsters to chew through metal and inflict diseases on my sleeping form.

I feel better now.

Everything feels much more normal. I might rest my head soon. I can tell you lot if I wake up gnawed.”

check out the "i am too busy..." thread if you need some smiles before sleep
snickypoo
24-08-2013
[quote=DavetheSensible;68198826]catchup hour 2:

I used to tell my youngest cousin if she left the hole in a jammy dodger, I'd give her another one.[quote]
My dad told me that he once got arrested for spitting out the hole from a polo mint, he said he was standing at a bus stop eating a polo when he spat the hole on the floor and an elderly lady came along running for the bus and fell in it! Apparentlythey had to get the fire brigade to get her out
planets
24-08-2013
i#m still awake snicky i saw your cry for help in the other thread....*passes cheesecake because it saves time*
DavetheSensible
24-08-2013
I'm too offended to post here today.

Bah!










Aragorn?
monkey13
24-08-2013
Shuffles in with trolley of coffee and bickies.

Morning fellow silly threaders
monkey13
24-08-2013
No takers? Ok, be back later with afternoon tea, cake and egg butties
linmic
24-08-2013
I overslept!

Grabs coffee and runs.......

Laters.
rancidbeings
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by monkey13:
“Shuffles in with trolley of coffee and bickies.

Morning fellow silly threaders ”

Ta muchly! Needed that after the couple of hours I just had!

'Orrible out there - AGAIN!

Can't stick around sadly, I have neglected my duties so will be dipping in and out - had a lovely quiche though and hope to see more cheese, tea, and cake for the love-in that this thread is I am so glad we have a 'safe-place'!
Fink-Nottle
24-08-2013
Good day all. As Clarence Frogman Henry sang: "I woke up this afternoon."
Dangermoose
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by Hypermnesia:
“*daily lurker delurking*

My username here is one I have employed online in various places, for a long time. It was a suggestion from my then boss (the ward Sister) in 1996, when I was relatively new to t'internet. Back then, I used to have an amazing (verging on eidetic) memory and for example, could relay all the patient's names, dates of birth, prescriptions, and all the staff's car registrations too.

These days, I have cr*ppy Parkinson's Disease (I'm 46) and just typing is a monumental struggle (about 20 mins for this post).

This thread has entertained me no end though, so thank you, one and all! ”

Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there
An Thropologist
24-08-2013
Morning all. Had a great start to the day hence my late start. I have started off with a heavy weight tussell with BT this morning that makes RB's opus magnum ( that might be a giant ice cream ermmm Opus Magnus?) yesterday look like a friendly chat.

And guess what they make you do it as a webchat. How convenient is that - NOT

You can't report a fault to someone else's line by phone because you are not the account holder so their speaking machine won't talk to you. I had to beat up the web chat person to make him/her talk to me but thanks to having re read RB's case notes last night I was well up to the job of an on line pummelling.

I think I know where some of the posters on here work now! The problem is not resolved but it was a good entree for today's business on here. Right who wants to take me on?
An Thropologist
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there ”

Quite right matron.

Dangermoose is our warden.
jeanoj
24-08-2013
This thread is like an oasis in the midst of nastiness
An Thropologist
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by jeanoj:
“This thread is like an oasis in the midst of nastiness ”

Well that an an asylum for lunatics. But glad to have you as an inmate
jeanoj
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Well that an an asylum for lunatics. But glad to have you as an inmate”

Probably the right place for me then
rancidbeings
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by jeanoj:
“This thread is like an oasis in the midst of nastiness ”

Oooohooh Geno

The Abz threads must be bloody horrible for you

Have some CAKE!
An Thropologist
24-08-2013
Good God I have last night's HL show on. The pitch of this lollipop's screaming. Every dog in the neighbourhood is outside my door thinking it has been whistled.
linmic
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there ”

Starkers

Normal? You? Pah!!

I only stay in here because if I go out there <<< my mind will wander and its far to small to be let out on its own.

Also being padlocked to a radiator doesn't help but the cake and wine flow freely so that's a bonus.
Fink-Nottle
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Take my advice. You should run from here and never look back. They are all stark raving bonkers. (Some are just starkers I won't embarrass them by naming names, unless the price is right) Every last one of them. Except for me. I'm the normal one. I refuse to be corrupted by them. I would escape but there was an incident with some cuffs and a radiator, and they thought it'd be funny to just leave me there ”

But it's diverse: crackers yesterday, nuts today, bananas tomorrow.
An Thropologist
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by Fink-Nottle:
“But it's diverse: crackers yesterday, nuts today, bananas tomorrow.”

linmic
24-08-2013
I got to do some housework but will leave this nice dressing up box for you all use if you promise to play nicely.

DO NOT TOUCH THE TINKERBELLE COSTUME COZ ITS MINE!

Now, I want to come back later and see how you all look.
planets
24-08-2013
*flits about in tinkerbell costume*

well i've checked out loads of threads and can safely say i can't post in any of them without getting banned......

ended up reading Kris' Mint Banter from years ago.....where's all the Mint Banter this year?
linmic
24-08-2013
Originally Posted by planets:
“*flits about in tinkerbell costume*

well i've checked out loads of threads and can safely say i can't post in any of them without getting banned......

ended up reading Kris' Mint Banter from years ago.....where's all the Mint Banter this year?”

can't trust anyone these days!

Storms out of thread...........
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