Nooooooooooo don't say that, you'll make me cry

In fat, although on the surfae it was a delightfully silly comment, it was also perfectly apt for the argument in the thread.
Neat

Heehee biccy?

Do not tempt me ... you have no idea

it's a thread closer - bore the swines to death, or get them to commit suicide

FTR, my reply to you was entirely sarcastic and not meant to be taken the way THAT particular phrase is used over here, either

i like layers....

you go to any market in London and everyone calls you sweetheart/darling, just like up here i go to any shop and everyone male or female calls me pet or hinny.....it isn't rude or cocky or any of the nonsense the faux outraged people were chuntering on about

sometimes deflating with humour saves all the angst of a two day circular argument.....

oh look, pretty red dot on Sarah's forehead.
Must have got religion

oh i didn't take any offence - i would have gone to straight to the offence thread if i had!

ps HOW is it used over there? am intrigued now *collects my outrage into a neat pile in case it's needed*

Heehee Good tactics. Still prefer the lock n load and grenades way

You can't argue with sense (no pun intended) and your post was brilliant

Why, sugar, that's how a little old proper southern belle says F You

Ah!!!! *places palm on flight's forehead and is possessed by the southern accent of a evangelist preacher*
I cast you out satan i cast you out............

OMG - Kris's Mint Banter!!!! Can you just search for it and find it after all this time? I LOVED that - also St. Katy and numerous others whose names currently escape me!
Anyhoo -

Hi, all. Lovely thread and thank you for starting it, ThoroughlyRancid!!!
Good idea.
You've all clearly wandered O.T. and started some arguments so in the interests of keeping us ON topic, I am bored and disgusted with my user name.
I wasn't original or thinking creatively at all....it's just my nickname with a random number as there seemed to have been numerous other people with my nickname!
And I'm a fairly boring old biddy so I guess it's apt.

They have got chickens next door which keep escaping into my garden and laying eggs in strange places. Come to think of it, a trifle has layers and I have one in the fridge......

And when the congregation is overcome, writhing on the floor with the spirit, that's when you say, "just leave em were Jesus flang em"

some mint banter



Hi Allie!!!! welcome welcome do pop by any time......

Welcome allie
We've done dogs, cats, wine, beer, gardening, cheese and many other topics, so as you see anything goes This is a happy house

I don't think we're all in disagreement - cheese is good, cheese puns are bad (by design), mice will generally leave you alone, turds look best polished and glittered, and the best way to deal with debates on language, colloquialisms, affect and accent is to hide in here instead.

Oh no woeth me

ibelieveinfairiesibelieveinfairiesibelieveinfaires *claps hands whilst looking anxious*

Not seen that, thanks.

“She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when".' PG Wodehouse.

*slips into a v neck t-shirt and skinny jeans sprays some lynx ruffles hair*
no problem i found it last night when all was quiet....don't let any geeky plebs see it though....


i do love Wodehouse

Rich Tea? Yum thanks


I am The Crusader of the Light


Yaaaay! Hiya Allie, welcome


Amen to that!


Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Often been tempted to use his “Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred" in response to some posts, but fear I would be given a few days off.

oh at least. Not to mention some smilies and torrents of abuse.

Abuse and amuse!