270 mile round-trip; live near Cardiff. Struggled to get into a shoe yesterday, but better now. Could do without it, but duty calls.

Oh bum.

Well take care and take breaks if you need to.

And hope the brakes work

Test them before you leave. Preferably not on a steep hill.

Loads of them around me in an aptly cheesy area: Caerphilly

*Limps in battered and bruised, curls up in dark spidery corner, pulls blanket over entire self, clinging tightly to bottle of gin*

Flak jacket left in the hall...

Oh Carol

BB shouldnt let you drink that much wine.

Pah! Your cheese jokes may be Gouda but mine are Feta

Hey there everybody, so nice to see this thread still on the first page where it was when I left last Thursday

Butlins was chaos, daughter loved it though. Had an attempt at catching up with CBB, think I've got the general gist - Carol's a bitter alkie and Ron can't help putting his foot in his mouth, is that about it?

Hope you're all doing well

Welcome back Muggins. Sounds like Carol has drunk the booze earmarked for the next three series

Hi muggins, Glad you both enjoyed Butlins.

You just about summed it all up. Apart from mememememe Sophie, boring Danielle, gobby Vicky, quiet Abz, angel face Dustin, and the blossoming friendship of Lauren and Courtney (which seems quite sweet actually).

It appears Mark and Sophie got a warning last night for playfighting.

Oh and Charlotte, I have no words for her Part of me wants to wash her mouth out with soap and water and part of me wants to give her a bit motherly hug.

haha I keep seeing posts saying she's not an alkie she just likes a drink - and yet she keeps hiding the booze from everybody else, always a dangerous sign

Charlotte's a funny one, barring the obvious, I've seen some sweet signs of empathy and genuine niceness, humility, etc from her. She's half child, half slut

I like Dustin and Abz, can't lie, much as I dislike Abz voice.

He said he has aspergers. Can that affect how you speak? I wouldnt have thought so but I know nowt!

Dustin is a really nice man and doesnt seem to speak badly of anyone and in that house it must be tough at times.

Has she even been sober since she went in there?

lol I think not ... although being drunk might be a good way to get through that experience, if you're a fun drunk. She, unfortunately, isn't

Says you who's neglected us all weekend for a gin bottle

Nober

Bottle?!

Err .... I have no idea what you're talking about!

Haha You can run but you can't hide, the evidence is here

Or three! Or four

Alcohol makes you forget stuff. You forgot all about us and went and enjoyed the real world with real friends and real gin

Hope it was a fab weekend though

Gin trapped