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Old 25-08-2013, 20:00
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Evening.

Any chance I could see the basement please? There's been reports of a strange smell emanating from BELOW. Ta
Erm, just don't say anything OK? *clunk*

Bless her......
Evening hooter *clunk*
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:09
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Evening peeps, can I have a wee half pint of morgans please? Hold the diet coke and ice
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:12
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Evening peeps, can I have a wee half pint of morgans please? Hold the diet coke and ice
Do you have a note for your absence? *THUD*
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:24
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Do you have a note for your absence? *THUD*
A note? A NOTE? I could write a book about my absence. It started when I went down into the cellar to clean out the pipes when there was a bright light coming from the drain in the corner. I went to investigate and I suddenly found myself on board a Vogon transporter ship heading for the planet zanussi with a fish in my ear which translated all those strange languages. Worst luck for me, the Captain of the Vogon spaceship fell in love with me and insisted reading me his poetry, which was really crap.
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:29
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Humph! The negative effects of booze!
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:36
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Humph! The negative effects of booze!
It really happened! Here I'll show you the fish

*shoves finger in ear and wiggles it around*



I think I squished it!
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:44
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It`s wet paint...been round there wiv me trusty paint roller and supa cheapo emulsion.........looks tons better, but I didn`t know wot to do wiv the dead bodies
Great Scott!! I knew it, all these BACON butties for everyone!
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:47
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It really happened! Here I'll show you the fish

*shoves finger in ear and wiggles it around*



I think I squished it!
*Puts Groaning Warthog on shoogly nail*

Great Scott!! I knew it, all these BACON butties for everyone!
Well Scotty is trying to cut costs!
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:48
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Great Scott!! I knew it, all these BACON butties for everyone!
Evening

Don't think I've met you before, so, pleased to meet you.

*clunk*

I'm afraid you'll have to speak up a bit, I seem to be having a bit of a problem with my ear.
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:48
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*Puts Groaning Warthog on shoogly nail*



Well Scotty is trying to cut costs!
*pokes Chinnie in the eyes*



Anyhoo, how are you?
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:50
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*Whacks GW over the head with a copy of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*

Not too bad ta.
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:51
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*Whacks GW over the head with a copy of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*
*grabs book from Chinnie*



Some one has already made my story into a book, I shall sue

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Old 25-08-2013, 20:52
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Glad to hear it
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Old 25-08-2013, 20:59
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Evening Granny.

Delighted to be of acquaintance.
*something not right, round this neck of the woods though* Sniff,Sniff
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Old 25-08-2013, 21:04
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Evening Granny.

Delighted to be of acquaintance.
*something not right, round this neck of the woods though* Sniff,Sniff
There is nothing right around this neck of the woods,

Oh by the way,

*hands farmer bob a tissue*

Please use it,
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Old 25-08-2013, 21:44
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Hope your all having a lovely Bank Holiday Weekend

Fill this up please I'm thirsty
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Old 25-08-2013, 21:58
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Hope your all having a lovely Bank Holiday Weekend

Fill this up please I'm thirsty
Humph! *glug, glug, glug*
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Old 25-08-2013, 22:00
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Humph! *glug, glug, glug*
Keep going it's only half full

Do you fancy a run Chins?
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Old 25-08-2013, 22:04
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Keep going it's only half full

Do you fancy a run Chins?
*Hangs Mrs T. up on shoogly nail*
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Old 25-08-2013, 22:06
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*Hangs Mrs T. up on shoogly nail*
*dangles legs laughing and winking at Chins*

Just pass me that length of tubing and shove it in me gob to drink me vino
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Old 25-08-2013, 22:46
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*dangles legs laughing and winking at Chins*

Just pass me that length of tubing and shove it in me gob to drink me vino
Evening all...feel asleep and only just woked up...wot`s been happening then?
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Old 25-08-2013, 22:56
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*grabs book from Chinnie*



Some one has already made my story into a book, I shall sue

42 will solve it.
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Old 25-08-2013, 23:11
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42 will solve it.

Calls the Vogon Destructor Force
...you knows too much
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Old 25-08-2013, 23:18
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Evening all...feel asleep and only just woked up...wot`s been happening then?
Hoots, sorry only just seen you..........ya lazy bugger

I'm supping some vino from a vat whilst hung on a nail
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Old 25-08-2013, 23:21
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Hoots, sorry only just seen you..........ya lazy bugger

I'm supping some vino from a vat whilst hung on a nail

Rescues Teapottie..
....we`ve got to do summat about SR..she`s getting more grumpy by the day!

Wonders if they still makes Sanatogen wine wot fortifies the over forties
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