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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
Continuation of: Worst Facebook status updates Quote:
A girl who went on holiday to Spain has been updating every day as if she's started a new life out there. She returned home today and announced that she's jetlagged...
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Not much to say, but just wanted to be the first to post on a Part 2 thread.
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Not much to say, but just wanted to be the first to post on a Part 2 thread.
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First.
![]() DAMMIT: Not first, that's what I get for popping to the loo for a poo before clicking send. (That's sounds just like an annoying FB status too).
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This was posted about a week ago on someone's status who is on my friend list..
Big clean out is long over due on this so if u notice over the next coming weeks that we are no longer friends .its because quite frankly u bore me or I'm sick of ur repetitive shite on this Guess I mustn't have bored her or repeated myself enough for her to delete me as of yet! |
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You do get that that's the forum equivalent of posting a picture of your baby's poo on Facebook, right?
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Just seen this one on my feed just now
Cant believe just been caught having a wank by my mate ![]()
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New thread
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"121 days til Christmas!"
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"I don't normally write ranting statuses like this but last night was the final limit for me... it is up to me who I am friends with and who I talk to. Really seen a side of a person I never thought I'd see last night all just because of a certain person I'm friends with so what!! It's my life if people don't like it then walk away its that simple!!!"
She sometimes makes ranting statuses which end up with "what's up hon?" and her replies are: "nothing i'm ok really" |
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Most of the time its
"Im really pissed off" "Can't take this" Next day they are as happy as Larry. Facebook friends are not real friends. |
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Most of the time its
"Im really pissed off" "Can't take this" Next day they are as happy as Larry. Facebook friends are not real friends. That's why I never have anything interesting for this thread!! I love reading it though... |
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My brother often does locations status whether he's there or not.
On Tuesday, within the space of an hour, he updated 20 locations! I nearly deleted his ass! |
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A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. original: http://youfacebookstatus.com/i/img/y....com_20534.jpg Don't Drake and Drive.... You'll end up at your exes house... original: http://youfacebookstatus.com/status.php?statusid=20540 |
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- I’m ****ing crying, I don’t know what to do
My mom just came into my room, she made me throw away all my anime and all my drawings and she says I’m not a Sailor Moon Princess and that I’m a 22 year old man and I need to act like one. I’m ****ing crying so much now, it’s so hard here - I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.” - Saw a fat girl buying a rape whistle today. I love the optimism! - Wow. Just checked my email junk folder. Why didn't anyone tell me about this? I can now grow my penis two inches by watching a DVD and also get that 24 pack of abs I've always wanted in 3 minutes. What are YOU doing with your day? - boy: hey girl doesn't say anything boy: I really like you girl doesn't say anything boy: Ok I love you girl doesn't say anything boy: I won't ever let you go girl doesn't say anything boy kisses girl boy eats girl girl was a hamburger the whole time Lyk dis if u cry evrytim - If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. - Maybe we should be focusing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore - Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say 'Hey, at least I am not pregnant' - Dieting is a lot like a relationship, it's ok to cheat when your drunk - New Years Resolution- Date more models Revised- Date more Revised- Get a date Revised one last time- Stop crying while masturbating - Muscle confusion is a very integral part to my workout. Some days I go into the gym saying it's going to be Chest/Tricep, I even do a warmup set on the bench and then load up my weight and then I sprint over to the squat rack and start squatting. - They should get hoarders addicted to crack. Then they will sell everything they own to get more crack. Problem solved. - A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he said “NO..” … da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*…like dis if u cry evry time…~*xxx |
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- Maybe we should be focusing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore
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My brother often does locations status whether he's there or not.
On Tuesday, within the space of an hour, he updated 20 locations! I nearly deleted his ass! |
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Some people saying they fed up, Then they post a few hours later saying there all right, Pretty boring if you ask me
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From "Jans still dead"...
"weighed myself on my friends scales and i may of lost half a pound "
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An acquaintance of mine on Facebook once posted a picture of a lump of ear wax he had just picked out of his ear.
Unsurprisingly it didn't go down too well on his timeline. |
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- Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say 'Hey, at least I am not pregnant'
I like that one, might even use it sometime! |
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An acquaintance of mine on Facebook once posted a picture of a lump of ear wax he had just picked out of his ear.
Unsurprisingly it didn't go down too well on his timeline. |
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"121 days til Christmas!"
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From "Jans still dead"...
"weighed myself on my friends scales and i may of lost half a pound " |
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