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#226 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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"a bich at the job centre has stopped my clam for job seeker
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HAPPIII EIGHT MONFF ANNVERSAY BABY...
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#227 |
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A beautiful collection from someone I know:
Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x I could definitely go on... |
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#228 |
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Middlesbrough
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Last one I promise
Is dressed in my nurses outfit and black heels just so i can turn on my man so i am going to get lucky tonite 2 in a day woop woop lucky me i am x x x |
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#229 |
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'Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x'
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#230 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back of the shed.
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Last one I promise
Is dressed in my nurses outfit and black heels just so i can turn on my man so i am going to get lucky tonite 2 in a day woop woop lucky me i am x x x |
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#231 |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: OP is a murderer!!
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A beautiful collection from someone I know:
Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x I could definitely go on... Pass the sick bucket.
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#232 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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A beautiful collection from someone I know:
Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x I could definitely go on...
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#233 |
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Join Date: Feb 2011
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'like for an inbox' - wtf is that all about?
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#234 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 7,703
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'like for an inbox' - wtf is that all about?
My kids do it all the time |
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#235 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Lincolnshire
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You 'like' their status and in return, they send insincere, tedious platitudes to you via PM. You feel all warm and cuddly because someone says nice things to you and they feel the same because someone likes them.
My kids do it all the time |
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#236 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: UK
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Ugh, I don't want to believe that's genuine! She's written "One monff wiv ma boi" "Two monf wit ma bab" "Three moff wivv da boyfreind" and now it's "HAPPY EIGHT MONF ANNVERISAY". I want to peel her away from the computer and sit her down with a dictionary.
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#237 |
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Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 6,338
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A beautiful collection from someone I know:
Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x I could definitely go on... Posts like this constantly remind me NEVER to sign up to Facebook. |
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#238 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: UK
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'like for an inbox' - wtf is that all about?
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#239 |
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Milton Keynes
Posts: 5,185
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I've seen "like for an indirect"
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#240 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: UK
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Someone should start 'like for a like'. All the facebook morons would be stuck liking each other back and forth leaving facebook open for the sensible people.
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#241 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Someone should start 'like for a like'. All the facebook morons would be stuck liking each other back and forth leaving facebook open for the sensible people.
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#242 |
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Join Date: May 2013
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*facepalms*
SHG has taken a pic of a cup of hot chocolate. At her work desk. So far so boring. But..... there's a picture of a client's cheque in the background. Complete with sortcode & account number. If I did that I'd be sacked on the spot. And she's friends with all her work colleagues. And has open pic access to all & sundry...... She truly is a frickin' moron of the highest order. |
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#243 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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^ Courtney Stodden is pretty much what I've imagined SHG looks like! I bet I'm way off though!
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#244 |
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 8,545
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Someone should start 'like for a like'. All the facebook morons would be stuck liking each other back and forth leaving facebook open for the sensible people.
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#245 |
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Join Date: May 2013
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^ Courtney Stodden is pretty much what I've imagined SHG looks like! I bet I'm way off though!
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#246 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,380
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I've seen "like for an indirect"
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#247 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,851
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Posts like this constantly remind me NEVER to sign up to Facebook.
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#248 |
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,853
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*facepalms*
SHG has taken a pic of a cup of hot chocolate. At her work desk. So far so boring. But..... there's a picture of a client's cheque in the background. Complete with sortcode & account number. If I did that I'd be sacked on the spot. And she's friends with all her work colleagues. And has open pic access to all & sundry...... She truly is a frickin' moron of the highest order. |
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#249 |
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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If she's a friend, tell her to take the photo down immediately, it's not fair on the client to have their details on show. That's a sacking offence for most, I would think. What a fool.
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#250 |
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Join Date: May 2013
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If she's a friend, tell her to take the photo down immediately, it's not fair on the client to have their details on show. That's a sacking offence for most, I would think. What a fool.
Rache - I dare you to not-so delicately point it out to her! I haven't the heart.... looks like her colleagues are just as dozy as she is. |
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