Perhaps she refused to attend a Literacy course.


Ugh, I don't want to believe that's genuine!

A beautiful collection from someone I know:

Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x

Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does

Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x

Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x

Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x



I could definitely go on...

Last one I promise

Is dressed in my nurses outfit and black heels just so i can turn on my man so i am going to get lucky tonite 2 in a day woop woop lucky me i am x x x

Cue a photo of the scar and comments like "Dont worry bout it bbz. Ur still gawjuss hunni! xxxx'.

Who was the other man she pleased with those black heals?

Good God Pass the sick bucket.

Someone please take me away from this world

'like for an inbox' - wtf is that all about?

You 'like' their status and in return, they send insincere, tedious platitudes to you via PM. You feel all warm and cuddly because someone says nice things to you and they feel the same because someone likes them.

My kids do it all the time

BiB always make me feel slightly nauseous. I wish people would confine them to PMs!

Unfortunately it is so


She's written

"One monff wiv ma boi"
"Two monf wit ma bab"
"Three moff wivv da boyfreind"

and now it's "HAPPY EIGHT MONF ANNVERISAY". I want to peel her away from the computer and sit her down with a dictionary.

Posts like this constantly remind me NEVER to sign up to Facebook.

I've seen "like for an indirect"

Someone should start 'like for a like'. All the facebook morons would be stuck liking each other back and forth leaving facebook open for the sensible people.

I might do that to see if anyone ACTUALLY replies

There is such a thing as 'like for a like'...If you like their status, they'll write on your wall, with what it is they like about you.

*facepalms*

SHG has taken a pic of a cup of hot chocolate. At her work desk. So far so boring.

But..... there's a picture of a client's cheque in the background. Complete with sortcode & account number.

If I did that I'd be sacked on the spot. And she's friends with all her work colleagues. And has open pic access to all & sundry......

She truly is a frickin' moron of the highest order.

^ Courtney Stodden is pretty much what I've imagined SHG looks like! I bet I'm way off though!

I honestly dont think most of them would notice any difference.

Nah, she's pretty alright & looks like Lauren Conrad but has dead eyes. And a dead brain. And a very dull life...

I've seen that too and because I'm a bit thick (or not down with the kids, take your pick), I don't know what it means?

Amen. People look at me like I'm from another planet when I tell them I am not interested in Facebook but the more I see/hear about it, the more I realise I am the sane one.

If she's a friend, tell her to take the photo down immediately, it's not fair on the client to have their details on show. That's a sacking offence for most, I would think. What a fool.

Someone's told her but the photo is still there...

What's maddening is she won't get sacked, because they all think she's endearingly ditzy and sweet. If she was ditzy and ugly she'd be escorted out by security by now.

Rache - I dare you to not-so delicately point it out to her! I haven't the heart.... looks like her colleagues are just as dozy as she is.