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#251 |
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Join Date: Sep 2013
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Oh God, so the racist woman I deleted off my facebook is pregnant again. She'd already lost three babies through miscarriages. Apparently, according to her own comments on FB, she lost twin babies because she wasn't eating enough food! ![]() Anyway, here's the latest: Quote:
Amazin wot u find ot wen u accept ramdon girls that add ya oh yh n i am pregnant if u dnt lyk suck my big toe c*nts
I only find this stuff out because people on my friends list comment on this rubbish! |
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#252 |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Paul Landers' Lederhosen
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Oh God, so the racist woman I deleted off my facebook is pregnant again. She'd already lost three babies through miscarriages. Apparently, according to her own comments on FB, she lost twin babies because she wasn't eating enough food!
![]() Anyway, here's the latest: I only find this stuff out because people on my friends list comment on this rubbish! Thank god for this place!
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#253 |
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,824
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I had a friend who posted that it was her baby's six month birthday. They had a party and everything. That's not a thing, is it? If it is, I'm 30 and six months and I demand a party!
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#254 |
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Wales
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I have this rather odd manchild who seems to think people cannot go back into his history to see what he's said. About a year ago he claimed he was gay, telling everybody, including family members - Now I'm not very close to this person, he just posts enough status daily that I know of him and he's very very annoying. Recently I saw his relationship status change, too in a relationship with a girl and do you know those Askfm things? he posts those to his facebook and people are like "What the hell, we thought you were gay" and he replies with "WTF you ****, I never said I was gay. thats disgusting" and basically posts a whole a status about how he could never be gay... Insulting gays aside, how stupid does he actually think people are?!?
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#255 |
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Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,017
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Some one on mine has just posted a photo of their child looking sad sporting a cut and bruised face (with no explanation obviously!)
I have visions of her going "Look sad for mummy!", the child's granddad has just posted that he wasn't actually sad, just trying to watch TV while mum took the photo of him for Facebook! I hate parents posting photos of their child's injury's and tagging them at the hospital for attention for themselves. it's disgusting! |
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#256 |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 6,281
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"De-friending time"
"Gonna clean up my friends list" "Time to delete people from here" Or any other similar phrase. Cue comments of "I hope it won't be me/I hope I survive the cull." If you are going to delete people just get on with it. The way I see it is that it seems people only announce it so they get all the "I hope it won't be me" type comments. ![]() Quote:
Oh lord, I was hoping this would happen.
Selfie hotpants girl has responded to a friend's 9/11 tribute with: "Online shopping keeps me alive for another 3-5 days" When challenged with "don't you know what she's posting about?" she responds with "what's 9/11? A TV series"? *facepalm/headbutt* Quote:
I joined DS just so I could post in this topic.
Anyway, there's one woman on my FB I've just had to delete because she's always coming out with statuses like this: And this: Then there's this: Can you believe she's twenty-six?! And who on earth calls a two-year-old "sexy"? I also can't stand the way she abuses anybody foreign! Christ, I can't believe I went to school with her. ![]() |
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#257 |
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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A friend I knew since school posted a rather racist tirade just after the Lee Rigby incident. I had to delete her because it was disgusting. I barely ever see her anyway but I don't have time for all that. it was unnecessary and I am sure a few people probably weren't impressed
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#258 |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Leicester!!!
Posts: 13,021
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Soooo happy at the moment
))) Someone posts this over and over again, then another time she's constantly whingeing about how fed up she is |
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#259 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 6,202
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Someone just uploaded a pic of her son in a buggy with the caption "my lil man! xx"
Hes four for crying out loud! In a buggy in his school uniform! The buggy looks way too small for him and hes capable of running and walking so god knows why she still pushes him around everywhere! |
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#260 |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Ditto. I had a FB-enabled school reunion at the end of August and out of the 15 of us there were only 3 I had the time of day for and these are friends who are in my "regular rotation" (excuse the phrase but I'm from Ireland, but live in the UK so don't see them as frequently).
Especially when one of them squealed "Oh I love your FB posts, you're just like Bridget Jones or one of them crazy girls!" ![]() Oh, and (rant continues) the rest of them couldn't speak about anything other than their kids. Please let me never be that person, oh I won't, because I'm not having them! Ever. ![]() Quote:
Another person posting a pic of there baby scan
PS: facebooks layout has changed yet again so another (Unless it's like a scan update every week or something )Quote:
Uh oh this status is causing a bit of a stir on my timeline
People who are "Full time mummys" seem to spend an awful lot of time on Facebook.
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#261 |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Funny thing is, all the "forana's" probably have better Enlgish than she does
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#262 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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"Don't you just love friends who are soooooooooooo fake NOT. Love the fact facebook has a block button lol xx"
But not as good as the "unfriend" button. |
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#263 |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Porstmouth
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Anyone have the link to this hotpants girl on Facebook, I could do with a laugh?
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#264 |
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 3,720
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"Another person posting a pic of there baby scan" I see nothing wrong with this. (Unless it's like a scan update every week or something )Had yet another "Happy 4th birthday to my beautiful daughter". I just cannot see the point. It's the equivalent of writing a card to your daughter and then giving it to a random stranger.
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#265 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 469
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Someone just uploaded a pic of her son in a buggy with the caption "my lil man! xx"
Hes four for crying out loud! In a buggy in his school uniform! The buggy looks way too small for him and hes capable of running and walking so god knows why she still pushes him around everywhere! |
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#266 |
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Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 3,434
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Anyone have the link to this hotpants girl on Facebook, I could do with a laugh?
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#267 |
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,824
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Just noticed my typo, too late to edit
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#268 |
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 14,645
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But they all look the same,it's a weird blurry black and white blob. If you mixed a load of scan pictures up, nobody would be able to pick out their own. I'm not even bothered by my own babies scan picture so I sure as hell don't give a crap about other peoples. Just write a post saying that you're having a baby.
Had yet another "Happy 4th birthday to my beautiful daughter". I just cannot see the point. It's the equivalent of writing a card to your daughter and then giving it to a random stranger. ![]() A friend's sister had a baby about a year ago, since then her updates are all about her son. Fair enough. She's said on numerous occasions 'My son is my life!!!' and 'My life is complete.' She's been dating a guy for about 2 weeks now - the other night her update was 'My life is finally complete now' Her new fella and she kept exchanging messages, til her sister chipped in 'Aren't you two together??' She replied 'Lol, Yeah, we're in bed!! Lol!' Really?! Someone has started doing these 'another fabulous weekend. Highlights include x, y, and z' No one replies so she tries again - I loved doing x, y and z at the weekend, maybe I'll try a, b, and c next weekend!' |
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#269 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Lincolnshire
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I had a friend who posted that it was her baby's six month birthday. They had a party and everything. That's not a thing, is it? If it is, I'm 30 and six months and I demand a party!
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#270 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Lincolnshire
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Soooo happy at the moment
))) Someone posts this over and over again, then another time she's constantly whingeing about how fed up she is Surely being drunk is all about good times? Okay, better post on Facebook that I'm "sooooooo happy" - that should convince me that I am. Her fed up moments will be when she hasn't got money for drink, or when she's spending the day vomiting and nursing a hangover. Quote:
Someone just uploaded a pic of her son in a buggy with the caption "my lil man! xx"
Hes four for crying out loud! In a buggy in his school uniform! The buggy looks way too small for him and hes capable of running and walking so god knows why she still pushes him around everywhere! Quote:
Anyone have the link to this hotpants girl on Facebook, I could do with a laugh?
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#271 |
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Join Date: May 2013
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^^^ slight alcohol obsession? Need a vodka?!
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#272 |
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Join Date: May 2012
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Anyone have the link to this hotpants girl on Facebook, I could do with a laugh?
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#273 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Lincolnshire
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^^^ slight alcohol obsession? Need a vodka?!
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#274 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sitting at my PC
Posts: 9,435
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The FB posts that annoy me most are when someone puts a word in front of the word "times". As in:
"happy times" or "sad times" or "drunk times". |
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#275 |
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Join Date: May 2012
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It’s not abut de kissing, holdin hands, de d8s, de sex, and showin off. It’s abut been with su1 ho makes u happii in a way that no1 else can. It’s abot being with some1 hoo accepts u and ur werdnss. It’s about bein ureslef around dem and dey can be deir self around you. HAPPIII EIGHT MONFF ANNVERSAY BABY...
The definition of anniversary from Wiki: An anniversary is a day that commemorates or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same date of the year as the initial event.(Hence annunally) For God's sake. Also, the writing on that status gave me a headache! Why change 'happy' to 'happiiii'.....it is not even quicker to type! |
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