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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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Derek Faye
11-01-2015
Literally posted about 5 minutes ago (I feel kinda bad doing this as this particular person has been through a lot but it's more how it's worded)

Yu fink yu know better dan me yeah? nah, u wil see, da TROOTH ALWAYS OUTS IN DA END. U WATCH.

(then they commented their own status after this asking what time celebrity Big brother is on tonight..)
Hollie_Louise
11-01-2015
Originally Posted by Tt88:
“Someone in their 50s posted one of these (names changed)

Jean smith is with amy smith and anna smith at the maternity unit, hospital.

Cue loads of comments along the lines of

Wow jean a granny again! Didnt know amy was expecting again!
Amy you kept that quiet! You will be busy with 3 little ones!
Good luck amy, i know you will be fine!

And then jean had to let everyone know that it was actually anna having a baby! Talk about awkward!

The thing is amy is a bit like that. She dropped out of school and ended up pregnant at a young age, left home and then ended up pregnant again with a different bloke, none of them sticking round further than the conception. Shes exactly what the papers portray when then go on about single mums on benefits, smoking, drinking, uneducated etc.

Her sister on the other hand did well at school, stayed out of trouble and went to college to get more formal qualifications. I think it says a lot when people who are friends with jean find out shes having another grandchild and automatically assume its her eldest!

How do you get something like that wrong though? Surely if youre friends with someone then you would know which of their kids is pregnant? Or is this another facebook thing where people are "friends" without actually knowing anything about each other.”

Oh that's made me chuckle lol.

They might as well have commented "Oh Jean, your Amy is a bit easy"
Bonesy84
11-01-2015
Originally Posted by 2la:
“Watch out for the next sheep craze: you have to nominate people to put their first ever profile pic up. I'm guessing it's "just for fun and likes"”

oh I got one before I am not doing it anyway seems pointless
Jason100
11-01-2015
There's a new one at the moment where we're being pressurised again to change back to our first ever facebook profile picture....WTF?

What charity is this in aid of?
The_Parasite
11-01-2015
Originally Posted by Tt88:
“Someone in their 50s posted one of these (names changed)

Jean smith is with amy smith and anna smith at the maternity unit, hospital.

Cue loads of comments along the lines of

Wow jean a granny again! Didnt know amy was expecting again!
Amy you kept that quiet! You will be busy with 3 little ones!
Good luck amy, i know you will be fine!

And then jean had to let everyone know that it was actually anna having a baby! Talk about awkward!

The thing is amy is a bit like that. She dropped out of school and ended up pregnant at a young age, left home and then ended up pregnant again with a different bloke, none of them sticking round further than the conception. Shes exactly what the papers portray when then go on about single mums on benefits, smoking, drinking, uneducated etc.

Her sister on the other hand did well at school, stayed out of trouble and went to college to get more formal qualifications. I think it says a lot when people who are friends with jean find out shes having another grandchild and automatically assume its her eldest!

How do you get something like that wrong though? Surely if youre friends with someone then you would know which of their kids is pregnant? Or is this another facebook thing where people are "friends" without actually knowing anything about each other.”

I actually know a pair of sisters called Amy and Anna Smith
James Frederick
11-01-2015
Originally Posted by The_Parasite:
“I actually know a pair of sisters called Amy and Anna Smith ”

I have a cousin called Anna Smith.
paperplanes_
12-01-2015
Originally Posted by Derek Faye:
“Literally posted about 5 minutes ago (I feel kinda bad doing this as this particular person has been through a lot but it's more how it's worded)

Yu fink yu know better dan me yeah? nah, u wil see, da TROOTH ALWAYS OUTS IN DA END. U WATCH.

(then they commented their own status after this asking what time celebrity Big brother is on tonight..)”

I'm just laughing at the dramatic~~~~ status then asking when big brother is on. Nothing like Z list wannabes to take your mind off the drama.
TerraCanis
12-01-2015
Originally Posted by 2la:
“Watch out for the next sheep craze: you have to nominate people to put their first ever profile pic up. I'm guessing it's "just for fun and likes"”

You don't have to do anything.
TerraCanis
12-01-2015
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“Another chain post popping up everywhere at the moment:

"As of January 4th 2015 at 9:45 p.m. Central standard time. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 and Rome statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish this statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste this.... I will leave a comment so it will be easier to copy and paste"”

I've not seen that particular variant, but what action, if taken (or not taken), will be strategically allowing the use of one's photos... ?
2la
12-01-2015
Originally Posted by TerraCanis:
“You don't have to do anything. ”

oh I wont be

Heres one off my feed tonight :

Muther ****en E Cigs wreck smoking 4 me im jonesing 4 smoke we still had actually Terry had 4 packs stashed in the car so i light one i wanted it but couldnt smoke it already !!!!!! But i guess the fact ive smoke 1 smoke in over 24hrs instead of 25 is good Nut Terry that sneeky BASTARD has had like 8 this is so great im never the good one im always the aww **** it one but not this time hello high horse!!!!

She usually smokes weed, but is talking about ecigs and trying to get high I guess
2la
12-01-2015
Just had the classic ''i'm pissed off'' someone replied ''no good without details'' She responded ''it's not for facebook'' He replies ''then why make that status? '' She responds ''itmy wall , I do what the **** I please, besides its a rhetorical status and could mean anything''
God give me strength
Ænima
12-01-2015
Originally Posted by Derek Faye:
“Literally posted about 5 minutes ago (I feel kinda bad doing this as this particular person has been through a lot but it's more how it's worded)

Yu fink yu know better dan me yeah? nah, u wil see, da TROOTH ALWAYS OUTS IN DA END. U WATCH.

(then they commented their own status after this asking what time celebrity Big brother is on tonight..)”

Was that their way of telling people they'd had a lobotomy?
annette kurten
12-01-2015
my [unpleasant] sister in law`s statuses are almost exclusively updates on her medical problems and details of the treatments she`s having.

i encountered her at my mother`s hospital bedside last week and when i asked my mother how it was going sil piped up "who`re you asking?" well not YOU.
paperplanes_
12-01-2015
"Ere is a quote I love xD I wan some1 2 adore me. Im nt sure where 2 find it tho!!!! #alternative #alt #emo #goth"

What.
CELT1987
12-01-2015
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“There's a new one at the moment where we're being pressurised again to change back to our first ever facebook profile picture....WTF?

What charity is this in aid of?”

Dont know but it sounds attention seeking to me.
miaow_sponge
12-01-2015
Originally Posted by 2la:
“oh I wont be

Heres one off my feed tonight :

Muther ****en E Cigs wreck smoking 4 me im jonesing 4 smoke we still had actually Terry had 4 packs stashed in the car so i light one i wanted it but couldnt smoke it already !!!!!! But i guess the fact ive smoke 1 smoke in over 24hrs instead of 25 is good Nut Terry that sneeky BASTARD has had like 8 this is so great im never the good one im always the aww **** it one but not this time hello high horse!!!!

She usually smokes weed, but is talking about ecigs and trying to get high I guess”

I'm glad of your translation as was struggling to read that nonsense
mrsmoose
12-01-2015
One of my fb friends is going through depression right now, I'm suffering with postnatal depression so I'm in no way belittling this horrible illness but she isn't half using it for attention.

She posts random song lyrics which sound so depressing and if people don't know the song then it makes her sound practically suisidal.

She'll tag herself at the hospital a lot, obviously with no explanation.
The last hospital tag came with "here again, on my own "

She only got 2 people asking her why and then she updated her status to "So sorry for worrying everyone, i went to the hospital for my physio appointment".

Its just constant, every status is either about needing a girls night out because she's depressed, or about counselling appointments or tagging at hospitals.
paperplanes_
14-01-2015
Guy shares his first profile picture and nominates his three life long friends. He's the kind of guy that will have a new girl he's in love with every month.

friend one: Lol you look like a ****
Girl of the month: hahahhaha
OP: careful Sarah I were close to nominatin u
Girl: ma piks r already all ovah faceyb. I used 2 b quite scene xD
OP: ano Hun I saw

He saw her old pictures...basically admitting he facebook stalked her
chandlerp
14-01-2015
Is it not normal to have looked through friend's photo albums then? Is that not what they are there for?
Calamity-jo
14-01-2015
Originally Posted by Derek Faye:
“Literally posted about 5 minutes ago (I feel kinda bad doing this as this particular person has been through a lot but it's more how it's worded)

Yu fink yu know better dan me yeah? nah, u wil see, da TROOTH ALWAYS OUTS IN DA END. U WATCH.

(then they commented their own status after this asking what time celebrity Big brother is on tonight..)”

I've got friends who post like this on Facebook. The thing is, I know they don't speak like that in real life. I just don't understand why people do this, when they are perfectly literate and of reasonable intelligence, to make themselves look and sound so stupid.
paperplanes_
14-01-2015
Originally Posted by chandlerp:
“Is it not normal to have looked through friend's photo albums then? Is that not what they are there for?”

I've never looked all the way back to someone's first photo then admitted it. To me that's facebook creeping. If someone uploads a new photo I'll look but going all the way back to the first photo....seems a bit excessive.

Worth noting this girl puts a new photo up every few hours.
Ella Nut
14-01-2015
Originally Posted by mrsmoose:
“One of my fb friends is going through depression right now, I'm suffering with postnatal depression so I'm in no way belittling this horrible illness but she isn't half using it for attention.

She posts random song lyrics which sound so depressing and if people don't know the song then it makes her sound practically suisidal.

She'll tag herself at the hospital a lot, obviously with no explanation.
The last hospital tag came with "here again, on my own "

She only got 2 people asking her why and then she updated her status to "So sorry for worrying everyone, i went to the hospital for my physio appointment".

Its just constant, every status is either about needing a girls night out because she's depressed, or about counselling appointments or tagging at hospitals.”

I'm going to hell I know but I would be so very tempted to reply "Ohh, I know it... I do!" Hang on. Is it Whitesnake's "Here I go again" or maybe Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone again, naturally." "???
cris182
14-01-2015
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“There's a new one at the moment where we're being pressurised again to change back to our first ever facebook profile picture....WTF?

What charity is this in aid of?”

Where is the pressure? People nominate you, It isn't for a charity so if you refuse then no one can throw anything back at you about 'letting x down'
Ba Na Na
14-01-2015
From a 24 year old woman:

Person 1: So annoying that I'm having to go change my Scottish money into English money for tomorrow even though it's all sterling cause they don't take it!! I'm going to start refusing English notes in work

Person 2: Some places do take it but others are arseholes about it and look at you like your stupid xx

Person 1: Do I need to change coins aswell? Xxx

Person 2: Hahahahahahahahaa xx Is she being serious

Person 1: What?! Are they all the same? Well the notes are different! Xxx
Jason100
15-01-2015
I've been nominated twice to change my facebook profile picture. The person who nominated me the first time changed theirs back five minutes after nominating me!

I don't take part in these silly facebook crazes.
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