Literally posted about 5 minutes ago (I feel kinda bad doing this as this particular person has been through a lot but it's more how it's worded)

Yu fink yu know better dan me yeah? nah, u wil see, da TROOTH ALWAYS OUTS IN DA END. U WATCH.

(then they commented their own status after this asking what time celebrity Big brother is on tonight..)

Oh that's made me chuckle lol.

They might as well have commented "Oh Jean, your Amy is a bit easy"

oh I got one before I am not doing it anyway seems pointless

There's a new one at the moment where we're being pressurised again to change back to our first ever facebook profile picture....WTF?

What charity is this in aid of?

I actually know a pair of sisters called Amy and Anna Smith

I have a cousin called Anna Smith.

I'm just laughing at the dramatic~~~~ status then asking when big brother is on. Nothing like Z list wannabes to take your mind off the drama.

You don't have to do anything.

I've not seen that particular variant, but what action, if taken (or not taken), will be strategically allowing the use of one's photos... ?

oh I wont be

Heres one off my feed tonight :

Muther ****en E Cigs wreck smoking 4 me im jonesing 4 smoke we still had actually Terry had 4 packs stashed in the car so i light one i wanted it but couldnt smoke it already !!!!!! But i guess the fact ive smoke 1 smoke in over 24hrs instead of 25 is good Nut Terry that sneeky BASTARD has had like 8 this is so great im never the good one im always the aww **** it one but not this time hello high horse!!!!

She usually smokes weed, but is talking about ecigs and trying to get high I guess

Just had the classic ''i'm pissed off'' someone replied ''no good without details'' She responded ''it's not for facebook'' He replies ''then why make that status? '' She responds ''itmy wall , I do what the **** I please, besides its a rhetorical status and could mean anything''
God give me strength

Was that their way of telling people they'd had a lobotomy?

my [unpleasant] sister in law`s statuses are almost exclusively updates on her medical problems and details of the treatments she`s having.

i encountered her at my mother`s hospital bedside last week and when i asked my mother how it was going sil piped up "who`re you asking?" well not YOU.

"Ere is a quote I love xD I wan some1 2 adore me. Im nt sure where 2 find it tho!!!! #alternative #alt #emo #goth"

What.

Dont know but it sounds attention seeking to me.

I'm glad of your translation as was struggling to read that nonsense

One of my fb friends is going through depression right now, I'm suffering with postnatal depression so I'm in no way belittling this horrible illness but she isn't half using it for attention.

She posts random song lyrics which sound so depressing and if people don't know the song then it makes her sound practically suisidal.

She'll tag herself at the hospital a lot, obviously with no explanation.
The last hospital tag came with "here again, on my own "

She only got 2 people asking her why and then she updated her status to "So sorry for worrying everyone, i went to the hospital for my physio appointment".

Its just constant, every status is either about needing a girls night out because she's depressed, or about counselling appointments or tagging at hospitals.

Guy shares his first profile picture and nominates his three life long friends. He's the kind of guy that will have a new girl he's in love with every month.

friend one: Lol you look like a ****
Girl of the month: hahahhaha
OP: careful Sarah I were close to nominatin u
Girl: ma piks r already all ovah faceyb. I used 2 b quite scene xD
OP: ano Hun I saw

He saw her old pictures...basically admitting he facebook stalked her

Is it not normal to have looked through friend's photo albums then? Is that not what they are there for?

I've got friends who post like this on Facebook. The thing is, I know they don't speak like that in real life. I just don't understand why people do this, when they are perfectly literate and of reasonable intelligence, to make themselves look and sound so stupid.

I've never looked all the way back to someone's first photo then admitted it. To me that's facebook creeping. If someone uploads a new photo I'll look but going all the way back to the first photo....seems a bit excessive.

Worth noting this girl puts a new photo up every few hours.

I'm going to hell I know but I would be so very tempted to reply "Ohh, I know it... I do!" Hang on. Is it Whitesnake's "Here I go again" or maybe Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone again, naturally." "???

Where is the pressure? People nominate you, It isn't for a charity so if you refuse then no one can throw anything back at you about 'letting x down'

From a 24 year old woman:

Person 1: So annoying that I'm having to go change my Scottish money into English money for tomorrow even though it's all sterling cause they don't take it!! I'm going to start refusing English notes in work

Person 2: Some places do take it but others are arseholes about it and look at you like your stupid xx

Person 1: Do I need to change coins aswell? Xxx

Person 2: Hahahahahahahahaa xx Is she being serious

Person 1: What?! Are they all the same? Well the notes are different! Xxx

I've been nominated twice to change my facebook profile picture. The person who nominated me the first time changed theirs back five minutes after nominating me!

I don't take part in these silly facebook crazes.