How utterly shameless!


The irony of that status is evidently lost on her

Yes and, somewhat not surprisingly, every single person seems to be putting "I couldn't live without my boyfriend/husband" as one of the facts.

That isn't a fact, that's a worrying sign of co dependence..

Yes.....It's quite impressive that she can actually spell the word "whore" correctly!

My sis in law is a bit of a hippy and she's heavily into "alternative" health remedies, an alarming number of which seem to involve cannabis in some shape or form. She's always posting "Positive vibes to all of my friends" etc etc, and is a big fan of sending "Angels to those who need them", along with flaky accounts from people who have seen ghosts, people who think that a random pigeon feather that they've spotted on the pavement means that a loved one is watching over them, and those who give credence to their daily horoscope.

Another FB friend has just posted a pic of herself and her bloke, both of whom are heavily (and suspiciously) suntanned. The pic does them no favours, they both look like TOWIE rejects, her face is redder and shinier than a newly plucked tomato. Another friend posted underneath, "Lovely pic hun, shame about the colour lol! xx"

Talk about a backhanded compliment!

she seems like a treat.

Yeah she's got a few chavvy friends. They've all got kids about the same age. All "typing bout there darlin babiies and ow deyv got to lukk afta tdem nd b mummy nd daddi"

Sapphire-Maii
Cobey-Bear
and the best one: Dreams Brook-lynne

That's surely got to be a parody of a chav? Surely no-one really writes like that? And to then have the archetypal chav name of Jayden and state that other chavvy kids having the same name is something to be proud of, nah, not buying it. No-one's THAT stereotypical!

I cant think of one let alone 7!

My female friend from school(not romantically involved with her, as Im not her type! Shes not lesbian, prefers different colour men!) has just nominated me.

Think I'll pass.

A small gripe, not sure if it's facebook or twitter or both, but when someone posts something mildly amusing it's then followed by "I'm dying", "I'm shaking', "I'm screaming" ect and three smileys that are crying with laughter. It's the reading equivalent of nails down a blackboard for me.
Especially if it wasn't really that funny.

Can't they just put "That's funny" or a witty retort, instead of getting hysterical.

There is someone on my Facebook who constantly posts updates about being desperate to find work but is doing nothing to find it... he's waiting for it to fall in his lap! Yet when people suggest places with vacancies they're not good enough. Yeah, really desperate eh?

I don't know if she's taking the piss or not...she does have a son called Jayden and she does type in terrible spelling but I have no idea if she's joking about some kid having the same name or not.

But if they have tried that then maybe publicly shaming her so her friends know she isn't helping herself might be a last resort for her kids

No doubt she has people tell her Doctors are useless and no help etc when she posts these statuses. But her family doing that will let people know not to pander to her etc and might make her realise

A friend has posted a picture which reads: "Have you ever looked at someones Facebook status and thought oh just shut the f*** up?".

I do, regularly, at this friend's status updates.

Talk about gratitude

Shame he called her an ugly old lady, otherwise that's quite a sweet update and a nice thing for him to do.

Why r gals so weird!!! Swear im Nevah as complikated as des women!"

Girls aren't weird. You just lie to your "bae" of the month then get pissed off when she's angry about it, you stupid douche.

Oh dear the girl from my previous post has just posted this link and said:

WTF please tell me this is lies

http://empirenews.net/shocking-dna-r...elvis-presley/

Could they wash any more dirty family linen in public? Have these people not got phones, or voice boxes, or some other means of communicating their mutual contempt?

Right I'm putting this gem out there with much much love, as she's a lovely girl...just a bit twp at times.
Her OP was "did they have dogs in Victorian times?" After much laughter and replys if WTF she ellobrated further "well I've never seen a portrait of Henry 8th with dogs and you know, when did we get them?"
I very kindly informed her Victorian times as the name suggests is queen Victorias rule where as Henry the eighth came before and that was the Tudor times.....and then I addressed the dog issue.
Like I said, she's lovely....but her heads in the shed sometimes.

This wasn't a status update, but a comment on a post about a trademarked saying

"It doesn't say anything about the phrase being trademarked on urban dictionary though"

Someone's having a bad year it seems:

"1 day of month 11 to go to 2016"

I usually hate these kind of things but quite a few of the ones of these I've read have been quite good, mostly interesting and funny, although these have been from real mates who actually are interesting and funny.

Over the weekend I saw the update "My two boys (her husband and two year old) have had their hair cut and they look smart. x"

Thanks for that, I really don't know what I'd do without these thrilling updates. If my life ever gets that boring that the highlight of my Saturday is something as mundane as that then I'd want somebody to kill me.

Apologies in advance for this one. It horrifies me that this woman went to school for at least 12 years and doesn't know how to use a full stop. I read it as she had 'wine-chilled bacon'

Romantic candelnight in with hubbie woodstove and fire lite !wine chilled bacon and mushroom garlic sherry creamy pasta sauce and tagletelli made and chocolate swirl cheesecake on way i cheated this time no homemade pud hubbie wanted to buy me dersert as a treat hope its as good as mine lol only joking! yum yum then a good snuggle and double episodes of benidorm to watch i love my hubbie so much cant wait till hes home xoxi

Well his use of English sure is damned 'complikated' if nothing else!

Seen an amazing shit storm the other day (a friend of a friend with a public profile) but she actually seems pretty unhinged so I won't post it. It's been removed now anyway.

The appalling grammar, punctuation and spelling aside, the above is why I dislike FB so much of the time. The whole purpose of posting something like that is pure attention seeking. In reality, no-one apart from her gives two shits as to what they're eating, and certainly not what they're watching on the TV, nor how much she loves her husband!!

"Thank god for *boyfriend* taking the kids to school. Dont know what i would do without him. Love him to bits xxx"

This poor girl on my fb. Apparently for the last few days shes been really ill with a kidney infection, extreme back and stomach pain and sickness and diarhea. Shes thrilled today because her boyfriend made the effort to do the ten minute walk to school with their kids!

He does nothing in life except for staying up late playing onhos x box, getting drunk with mates and sleeping all day. He had no problem letting her do everything around the house and taking the kids to school even though shes badly unwell. The one day he actually does something and shes praising him like hes just found the cure for cancer!

I feel so sorry for her because neither of them work so they dont have much money, yet it seems all the money they have goes on him. He goes out clubbing, drinking, staying out for days on end and shes always looking after their kids, cuts her own hair, doesnt really leave the house except for shopping and the school run. Its so unreal how everyone can see hes just using her as a free place to live but she puts up with it.

One of my facebook friends just uploaded pics before, during and after her son's first ever haircut.

He's 5 years old! Is it normal to leave it that long before having their first hair cut?