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A beautiful collection from someone I know:
Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x I could definitely go on... |
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#277 |
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Also, the writing on that status gave me a headache! Why change 'happy' to 'happiiii'.....it is not even quicker to type!
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#278 |
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You're drunk, aren't you.
![]() I wish! I'm pregnant so not had a drink in god knows how long!
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JUST A MUM??!!! I can't stand it when people say "your just a mum!" Yes, I am a mum (and a damn good one)! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, referee , handyman, security officer, photographer, counsellor, event planner, hairdresser, personal assistant, ATM & I scare away the boggie man. I don't get sick days or days off. I work DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. That's just BEING A MUM!! I may not be anything to you, but I am everything to someone!! Re-post if you're a proud MUM, who would do ANYTHING on this planet for your children
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JUST A MUM??!!! I can't stand it when people say "your just a mum!" Yes, I am a mum (and a damn good one)! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, referee , handyman, security officer, photographer, counsellor, event planner, hairdresser, personal assistant, ATM & I scare away the boggie man. I don't get sick days or days off. I work DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. That's just BEING A MUM!! I may not be anything to you, but I am everything to someone!! Re-post if you're a proud MUM, who would do ANYTHING on this planet for your children
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#281 |
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arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#282 |
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I know
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"Can't wait for tomorrow but scared too......"
What's up hun xxxx What's going on hun xxxx Are you okay hun xxxxx "I'm having the coil fitted!! xxxx"Seriously? Who the f*ck cares?!?! |
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This is rather off-topic as it's about Twitter but earlier I saw someone ask a celebrity for a 'cheeky tweet'. Argh! Quote:
Anyone have the link to this hotpants girl on Facebook, I could do with a laugh?
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JUST A MUM??!!! I can't stand it when people say "your just a mum!" Yes, I am a mum (and a damn good one)! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, referee , handyman, security officer, photographer, counsellor, event planner, hairdresser, personal assistant, ATM & I scare away the boggie man
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The longer this thread goes on the less surprised I am that I hardly use Facebook anymore. All the self-aggrandising, deluded crap people post about how "fun" they are and what wonderful parents/grandparents they are really does grind you down.
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#286 |
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JUST A MUM??!!! I can't stand it when people say "your just a mum!" Yes, I am a mum (and a damn good one)! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, referee , handyman, security officer, photographer, counsellor, event planner, hairdresser, personal assistant, ATM & I scare away the boggie man. I don't get sick days or days off. I work DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. That's just BEING A MUM!! I may not be anything to you, but I am everything to someone!! Re-post if you're a proud MUM, who would do ANYTHING on this planet for your children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n07Yy8orns4 And The Best by Tina Turner, which she will be convinced was written with her in mind. |
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Join Date: May 2012
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JUST A MUM??!!! I can't stand it when people say "your just a mum!" Yes, I am a mum (and a damn good one)! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, referee , handyman, security officer, photographer, counsellor, event planner, hairdresser, personal assistant, ATM & I scare away the boggie man. I don't get sick days or days off. I work DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. That's just BEING A MUM!! I may not be anything to you, but I am everything to someone!! Re-post if you're a proud MUM, who would do ANYTHING on this planet for your children
Hmmmm. How often is she on there per day? |
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Yet she has time to rant this crap on FB.
Hmmmm. How often is she on there per day? |
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And.... *throws grenade into the thread* Teachers. There, I said it.
"I only get 13 weeks off a year, boo hoo......" F**K OFF! |
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A Status of a girl I went to school with:
TODAY IS MOMENTOUS FOR VARIOUS REASONS. number one. A YEAR AGO TODAY I MET *********** AAAAAAAAAAW HASNT IT BABE number twooooooo. I AM GRADUATING GOOSE TODAY. AND HURRAHHHHHHHHH and EATING NOTHING BUT PEAS. AND CHEESE. WELL DONEEEEEEE. I will smile lots buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut so ummm THIS IS AWKWARD. I've just found out that APPARANTLY, according to an tale (WHICH WE ALL KNOW ARE TRUE) if you start knitting someone something and never finish it, its bad luck on the person it was intended for. well, considering I have about nine unfinished woolly scarves in my room right now, which I promised as gifts to about ninety different people about five years ago, I think I am, single handedly responsible for EVERYBODYS BAD LUCK, ITS MY FAULT. entirely my fault. I INVENTED BAD LUCK. I CREATED BAD LUCK. I KNITTED BAD LUCK INTO OUR LIVES. and im afraid it will not go until i finish nine scarves. I think this girl needs her head checked. |
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A Status of a girl I went to school with:
TODAY IS MOMENTOUS FOR VARIOUS REASONS. number one. A YEAR AGO TODAY I MET *********** AAAAAAAAAAW HASNT IT BABE number twooooooo. I AM GRADUATING GOOSE TODAY. AND HURRAHHHHHHHHH and EATING NOTHING BUT PEAS. AND CHEESE. WELL DONEEEEEEE. I will smile lots buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut so ummm THIS IS AWKWARD. I've just found out that APPARANTLY, according to an tale (WHICH WE ALL KNOW ARE TRUE) if you start knitting someone something and never finish it, its bad luck on the person it was intended for. well, considering I have about nine unfinished woolly scarves in my room right now, which I promised as gifts to about ninety different people about five years ago, I think I am, single handedly responsible for EVERYBODYS BAD LUCK, ITS MY FAULT. entirely my fault. I INVENTED BAD LUCK. I CREATED BAD LUCK. I KNITTED BAD LUCK INTO OUR LIVES. and im afraid it will not go until i finish nine scarves. I think this girl needs her head checked. |
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Someone on my feed checks in to his house every evening. His house is named (on FB at least) 'Chato *surname*'
Yes that should be chateau, at least it isnt Shato |
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#293 |
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This was posted about a week ago on someone's status who is on my friend list..
Big clean out is long over due on this so if u notice over the next coming weeks that we are no longer friends .its because quite frankly u bore me or I'm sick of ur repetitive shite on this Guess I mustn't have bored her or repeated myself enough for her to delete me as of yet! I didnt really speak to her anyway and most her updates were just annoying rants about her work/neighbours/public in general. ARRRGH |
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#295 |
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A Status of a girl I went to school with:
TODAY IS MOMENTOUS FOR VARIOUS REASONS. number one. A YEAR AGO TODAY I MET *********** AAAAAAAAAAW HASNT IT BABE number twooooooo. I AM GRADUATING GOOSE TODAY. AND HURRAHHHHHHHHH and EATING NOTHING BUT PEAS. AND CHEESE. WELL DONEEEEEEE. I will smile lots buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut so ummm THIS IS AWKWARD. I've just found out that APPARANTLY, according to an tale (WHICH WE ALL KNOW ARE TRUE) if you start knitting someone something and never finish it, its bad luck on the person it was intended for. well, considering I have about nine unfinished woolly scarves in my room right now, which I promised as gifts to about ninety different people about five years ago, I think I am, single handedly responsible for EVERYBODYS BAD LUCK, ITS MY FAULT. entirely my fault. I INVENTED BAD LUCK. I CREATED BAD LUCK. I KNITTED BAD LUCK INTO OUR LIVES. and im afraid it will not go until i finish nine scarves. I think this girl needs her head checked. |
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Does she have cats?
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She does
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A Status of a girl I went to school with:
TODAY IS MOMENTOUS FOR VARIOUS REASONS. number one. A YEAR AGO TODAY I MET *********** AAAAAAAAAAW HASNT IT BABE number twooooooo. I AM GRADUATING GOOSE TODAY. AND HURRAHHHHHHHHH and EATING NOTHING BUT PEAS. AND CHEESE. WELL DONEEEEEEE. I will smile lots buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut so ummm THIS IS AWKWARD. I've just found out that APPARANTLY, according to an tale (WHICH WE ALL KNOW ARE TRUE) if you start knitting someone something and never finish it, its bad luck on the person it was intended for. well, considering I have about nine unfinished woolly scarves in my room right now, which I promised as gifts to about ninety different people about five years ago, I think I am, single handedly responsible for EVERYBODYS BAD LUCK, ITS MY FAULT. entirely my fault. I INVENTED BAD LUCK. I CREATED BAD LUCK. I KNITTED BAD LUCK INTO OUR LIVES. and im afraid it will not go until i finish nine scarves. I think this girl needs her head checked. |
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#298 |
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What did she graduate with? BA (Hons) in Attention Seeking?
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#299 |
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JUST A MUM??!!! I can't stand it when people say "your just a mum!" Yes, I am a mum (and a damn good one)! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, referee , handyman, security officer, photographer, counsellor, event planner, hairdresser, personal assistant, ATM & I scare away the boggie man. I don't get sick days or days off. I work DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. That's just BEING A MUM!! I may not be anything to you, but I am everything to someone!! Re-post if you're a proud MUM, who would do ANYTHING on this planet for your children
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Is that Just a Mum a cut and paste or shared status as I have seen a couple of people post exactly the same thing.
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I wish! I'm pregnant so not had a drink in god knows how long!
