Originally Posted by himynameisami:
“A beautiful collection from someone I know:
Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x
Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does
Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x
Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x
Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x
I could definitely go on...”
“A beautiful collection from someone I know:
Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x
Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does
Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x
Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x
Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x
I could definitely go on...”
*bangs head against wall repeatedly* It's less painful than translating those statuses!




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I wish! I'm pregnant so not had a drink in god knows how long!
