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#3076 |
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There's this really lonely guy who constantly posts shit like
"Sigh I am still single" "Why am I alone. I am a nice caring boy" "Going to die a fat virgin" I feel like paying for a hooker just to shut him up.
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#3077 |
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Its a bit hypocritical of me to say this as I feel lonely sometimes too, but "nice guys" constantly moaning all the time annoy me! Dont know why
![]() http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Nice_Guy_syndrome |
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#3078 |
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Totally agree. And the thing that gets me about all these silly selfie us that not one person is actually looking at the camera; their eyes are always very slightly off centre because they're staring at the image of their idiotic faces on their phone screens rather than the actual camera lens.
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#3079 |
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Guys that proclaim to be 'nice' are usually anything but.
http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Nice_Guy_syndrome
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#3080 |
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I can relate to a few of those, does that make me an asshole?
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That could be why he's probably not getting any if he's fat/obese
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Its a bit hypocritical of me to say this as I feel lonely sometimes too, but "nice guys" constantly moaning all the time annoy me! Dont know why
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I have a friend who does that, constantly berating himself and his lack of luck in loving - maybe it's the same chap? Does your bloke's name begin with M?
If so, I'll go halves on the prozzie.
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#3081 |
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I can relate to a few of those, does that make me an asshole?
![]() Back on topic, someone on my Facebook this morning has simply posted ![]() No doubt there will be plenty of"wots up hun?" over the course of the day. |
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#3082 |
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I cud react to ppl bulls**tin bwt me bt the fact they felt the need to do this says mor bwt they issues & life then it does mine. Im too busy living my life to care. Plz feel free to pass this on to them cos i jst dnt av the time to waste.
Got lots of 'whts up hun?' 'welcome to my world hun' 'you're the better person hun' Naturally she didn't bother replying to all those kind words. |
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#3083 |
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I cud react to ppl bulls**tin bwt me bt the fact they felt the need to do this says mor bwt they issues & life then it does mine. Im too busy living my life to care. Plz feel free to pass this on to them cos i jst dnt av the time to waste.
Got lots of 'whts up hun?' 'welcome to my world hun' 'you're the better person hun' Naturally she didn't bother replying to all those kind words.
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#3084 |
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I cud react to ppl bulls**tin bwt me bt the fact they felt the need to do this says mor bwt they issues & life then it does mine. Im too busy living my life to care. Plz feel free to pass this on to them cos i jst dnt av the time to waste.
Got lots of 'whts up hun?' 'welcome to my world hun' 'you're the better person hun' Naturally she didn't bother replying to all those kind words. |
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#3085 |
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A photo that has been shared:
"If u find the angry face then ull get gl for 7 months Iff u find the odd 1 out ull get gl for 7 yrs u have 70 secs to share this or u will have bad luck for 10yrs" Next to a picture of emoticons. She also writes her status updates using a similar sort of writing style. I'm so tempted to comment with links to local literacy classes. |
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When people check themselves in to their local hospital fishing for likes.
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#3087 |
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"Facebook wants to ban this picture" followed by a picture of a knight wearing a cross of St. George.
Somehow I don't think an American based company gives a flying fig about banning it. |
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#3088 |
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"Facebook wants to ban this picture" followed by a picture of a knight wearing a cross of St. George.
Somehow I don't think an American based company gives a flying fig about banning it.
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#3089 |
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"Facebook wants to ban this picture" followed by a picture of a knight wearing a cross of St. George.
Somehow I don't think an American based company gives a flying fig about banning it. |
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Someone is not happy
I am sure who she is aiming it at is not even on her friends list so will not even see it ![]() ![]() She started this yesterday and still going on and on and on ...... "funny hw if smeone didnt love u in the first place they wouldnt of tryed to find u. Wanna b with u at every opitunity. N thats just for starters I think sme bitch nds to grow the fck up n relise u would always b second best to me always hve n always will b. If u carnt take the punch in the mouth n the truth let me gve u a punch n u will really relise If he didnt still want me why is he telling me diffrent. It was never one sided n u just carnt relise he always wanted n did mre with me then u ever wanted u oversly wasnt enough no matter what u tryed or tryed to demand Sme fat bitch must think im stupid well think again u fat slag When he gt with me he upgraded nt dwn graded u skank Do what u do best lie on ur back and let the boys ur shagggin roll u in flour n aim for the damp patch all ur ever b knwn for u fat dirty slag Think u better gt ur facts right u skank. N while im at it i was single when ur man was wantin me sayin he loved me n sleepin with me. U two was over he was just gttin rid of u Ouch the truth hurts doesnt it bitch. U was the one who shagged bout n fcked up. Dnt try n put me in the same level as u. Remember this he wanted chased loved n still does love me. He wanted to live together we gt engaged n tryed planned pregancy together. Yes we hve had our problems between us n from other ppl. But why u feel the need to try bulshit n cause shit is beyond me. Stop beein a druggy skanky slag n gt a life that doesnt invole bn on ur back. N stop the hell away from me. U hve always bn jel of me n the fact he wanted a future with me n still does n he never would or intended to commit to u. N by the way no matter what happens or i choose to do its my life" ![]()
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#3091 |
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I notice some friends merge into a single Facebook profile with their partners after few months into relationship? Very strange! I can't post to their page as not know whose I am talk to!
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#3092 |
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I notice some friends merge into a single Facebook profile with their partners after few months into relationship? Very strange! I can't post to their page as not know whose I am talk to!
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#3093 |
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From a woman on my facebook (background info shes 25, her bf is 30 and they have 3 kids. Neither of them have worked more than a month during their adult life)
On one of those comment page things titled "what would you do if you won the lottery?" Her response: "be able to afford a house where the kids have a room each, afford driving lessons and go on a family holiday". Surely if either her or her partner (or both) got a job then they could afford to do all of the above without the need to win the lottery? |
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#3094 |
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this morning lots of people seem to have reposted a picture of dead baby twins on my feed
why would anyone do that? |
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#3095 |
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Someone is not happy
I am sure who she is aiming it at is not even on her friends list so will not even see it ![]() ![]() She started this yesterday and still going on and on and on ...... "funny hw if smeone didnt love u in the first place they wouldnt of tryed to find u. Wanna b with u at every opitunity. N thats just for starters <snip> N by the way no matter what happens or i choose to do its my life" ![]() ![]() Not a dig at Bellarosa btw, just the original author.
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#3096 |
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this morning lots of people seem to have reposted a picture of dead baby twins on my feed
why would anyone do that? |
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#3097 |
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The woman in the on off on off on off engagement has just out some of her bridesmaids dresses up for sale (retail price of course even though theyre second hand!)
Why? Apparently it seems some of the bridesmaids have had enough off her calling the wedding off, canceling and rearranging dates so theyve pulled out now rather than trying to keep up with the latest is it on? Is it off debacle via facebook! In addition the bride to be is also very annoyed that some of her family arent going. That would be understandable if it wasnt for last month when she threatened to attack them if they dared show their faces on her big day! |
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#3098 |
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I'm beginning to feel rather left out as I don't have any of this drama on my FB feed
I am however, getting very cheesed off with all the "she put this in the microwave and you'll never guess what happened" sort of posts but I suppose it's (marginally) better than some who are still insisting I'm (a) interested enough & (b) thick enough to believe that they get bored, cover themselves in butter and slide along the kitchen floor pretending to be a slug
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One of many silly posts from this user on my timeline:
"OH MY GOD! GO! MOVE! WALK! GO! GO! I HATE YOU ALL! MOVE! - Me, stuck in the aisle, trying to get off the bus/train" |
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Facebook these days just seem to be Click bait ads or people trying to sell herbal life/ fuel additives /perfume or forver living health products. And today someone has started badgering me to buy vaping products
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If so, I'll go halves on the prozzie.

but I suppose it's (marginally) better than some who are still insisting I'm (a) interested enough & (b) thick enough to believe that they get bored, cover themselves in butter and slide along the kitchen floor pretending to be a slug