Not really, it was one app now it's two. One for mail and one for the regular wall part.

People who call their children " my besties"
Your children are not your best friends!

"Woke up in a good mood"

Wow, what a relief. Do tell us more.

I think you've covered the vast majority of FB posts there! The question is, for those of us who complain about the trivial updates, what sort of posts would we like to see on FB instead? I'm not sure!

I tend to only post stuff that is either funny (something that has actually happened to me, not sharing stupid pictures) or unusual or I'll be having a bit of a rant about other people posting stupid stuff! I'd be perfectly happy to just see stuff like that.

The only thing I'll kind of defend is that I don't mind pictures of food if it's actually decent, I'm really interested in food and am interested in seeing pics of food if they've been to a Michelin starred restaurant or somewhere decent where the food actually looks good. Or, to a certain extent, if it's something they've made themselves if they've put effort in to presentation. Sadly, a lot of the pictures are of slop resembling school dinners or of a plate piled high at an awful carvery. If I've been to a nice restaurant I'll sometimes post pics or if I'm cooking for a dinner party and am particularly pleased with something. I'm also a bit of a beer geek so occasionally post pics of beer bottles, although I do have a few mates who are interested in that.

I think the issue some people have is that they feel compelled to post every single day and nothing interesting has happened so they just end up posting crap.

Forward this to 6,000 people if you've

Got a mom, got a dad, got a nan, got a grandad, got a best friend, got crabs...

I saw the most ridiculous one yesterday - share if you remember the first time you saw your son/daughters face. Really??

There should be one for 'share this if you like to send bullshit chain mails to all your friends'

I saw that one too, massive eyeroll.

What about those name ones going about? I have 5 friends called karen and every one has been a different meaning. " warrior princess" " little fighter" etc. Do they not have the brains to figure this shit out instead of saying " ooh yes thats me" yeah it's everyone else too love.

And how's this for a cringe... Mummy has her two princesses having a home spa today with rose petal foot spas, face masks, cucumber eyes. Lots of vids and photos of them singing. Purlease!!

Then you get the dopey ones who tell u they are expecting in 16 weeks blah blah, yes that's right, they're EXPECTING Santa..... I really want to tell them Santa isn't real!!! (sarcastic face) Arrgggghhh

People who post every week saying they have a terrible hangover.

I was just about to post about this! On my news feed I've had lots of different names which all apparently mean 'warrior princess'!

I'm fed up of it. My friend did 'Bull' 'Sh*t' and it still said the same thing :')

Yeah, that's rather annoying. I admit I did share it because I got Warrior Princess so I commented that I think they'd got me confused with Xena . Although I do know for a certain fact my name isn't Arabic and nor does it mean Warrior Princess.

Theres this batshit crazy one going about that says "Share your first name but take away the letters H V G Y P Q N" or something like that

I made a thread about the name thing, but it seems to be one of thse apps to get your personal info.
I put in my name (John) and it said that Jo and Hn were both egyptian words meaning brave warrior or some other nonsense. not God is gracious as it actually means. Load of big hairy balls

I don't mind pictures of food if you're in a nice restaurant or even a nice cafe/Gastro pub. I just don't want or need to see pictures of your rank looking roast dinner lobbed on a plate with a 'Yum yum in my Tum' comment. It literally makes my teeth itch.

I can't bare the 'scroll passed the sick child/dog/granny/ if you don't have a heart. But if you do a like = 5 prayers a share = 10 prayers. They are beyond dim. One - no like and shares = nothing and even if it did equal prayers those prayers would achieve nothing. So please please use a brain cel and stop being so moronic.

Facebook is great for sharing lost pets or children on items as it can reach far and wide and help people be united which whatever it is they've lost. I myself found a dog at the bottom of my street that I had seen earlier that afternoon on Facebook so instead of it going to the dog warden and god knows what I was able to contact the owner and the dog was home 30 minutes later. So share as many lost things as you like because we're it me. I'd hope someone would share.

Other than that as above really. Why share everyday tedium that you yourself don't even care about let alone anyone else. Share when you're doing something out of the ordinary or unusual something exciting or different.

My family is dotted all around the world. And Facebook is great for being able to stay in touch with them all without having to get several different apps or downloads and messengers to accommodate them all. If it wasn't for that is have ditched my account long ago because it's genuinely the most tedious, boring thing I can possibly imagine.

I hate the cryptic, passive-agressive, attention seeking ones like 'some people need to get a life'... 'feeling confused'...' someone has to comment 'whats up hon?'.

so annoying

On the local buy and sell sites lately,it's full of people sharing porn links. I think pervy people click on the link and then it shares it to all groups you are in.

Of course most won't admit to it, and instead claim their face8 has been hacked.

There is also the ... Share this photo and little 'Johnny' will get his operation paid for from all the 'likes and shares' How does that work ??

Wife: "What would I do without my amazing husband. It's been a hell of a day but his strength and patience got me though. Love you baby, you are my world".
Husband: I love you too baby, it's been a long day but glad we did the car boot and the junk is gone.

Really? Over-emotional much?

Anybody elses timelines been bombarded with the Forever Living Aloe Vera crap that your friends have been press-ganged into trying to sell you?

I hate them long paragraphs of some story & people who share them are like 'I want to know who my best friends are, share this & you'll be considered my best friend' & when you don't share them said friend is like 'oh you're not my friend then'. Just why?!

Also, them statuses about not flashing your lights to cars because if you do a car full of gang members will follow you & kill you because they need to let new members join.

Haha, I havent seen the not flashing your lights one.

Have they ever heard of Snopes? Or, y'know, common sense? Divvies!