That's awful. So they're deliberately fooling people by pretending to be happy on FB. What the hell's the point? Are people really that desperate to be living fabulous lives that they'd fabricate one?

OK you're right. They ARE the worst.

I've said this before. The whole Mars - Venus - Saturn conjunction over the pyramids, even when I went into Stellarium, went to the time and date and posted a screenshot of the ACTUAL truth (nothing like the story) - people still said I was wrong... It's like actual common sense doesn't occur to them at all.

Yep. Someone even posted a video of their dog raking a oie in the face.

Sadly as well on the local buy and sell sites there are loads of puppies for sale or free to a good home at the moment There tends to be a load every year. Purchased as a present , then once they realise how much work it is to look after an animal they are ditched like a hot potato.

And it's usually by someone with proud full time Mummy/Daddy as a middle name.

Christmas has brought a lot of irritants

Girl One is a wannabe "I'm not like all the other girls", spiritual nonce posted six selfies in the span of eight days all with stupid music captions like "She is a free spirt confined to nothing but the sky"

Annoying snooty couple the girls posted nine statuses about their perfect holiday (she doesn't work he does) and how her perfect man got her this and that yet shed thought the NY mini break would mean a proposal. It didn't. The guy has been posting non stop about his salary

The girl I used to work with who posted a photo of herself in a sexy Mrs clause costume with I just love to dress sexy.... (Tmi love)

On no. Don't be silly! Actual facts and common sense have no place on Facebook.

"Another death. My mother in law. 5 minutes ago"

Seriously?! Who thinks about Facebook when you've literally just lost a loved one? Support your husband for god sake!!

Does this person post constant death updates or something? What a strange way of announcing the death of someone close to you.

Already seeing it up for sale on the local buy/sell sites

I see Tony Hart has died again. That's now three times he's died

Same when a child dies and their parents are posting the sad news on Facebook on the day have died

Really enjoyed that!

I know, one of my commented on it, another friend pointed out it was old news put up as a hoax, and the first friend says "Semi-hoax" - what?

People are idiots.

Are
You sure it's not a joke as in they are so annoying they are wanting to kill her? Otherwise wth!

Should have said "one of my friends" there in the post I originally quoted

Sorry I didn't mean you were an idiot (I doubt you took that meaning but dint want to offend )

This is bill. He posts never ending Bill memes on facebook. Don't be like Bill.

Can't stand people that use Facebook to send a message to one person, have they forgotten texting is still possible? "Thanks [insert name here] for coming round tonight, can't wait to see you again!"

Who the F cares??! Why did you make that a status update for everyone to see Winds me up.

There's a never ending stream of 'Catch up with the girlies' type posts on my feed. Followed by about 20 selfies complete with pics of food and alcohol.

Can't believe Little Johnny is 1 month old today...3 months...6 months... 10 months....you get the idea! I myself am a mum so it's not sour grapes, just don't know why we need daily/weekly/monthly updates of how old your kids are!!

They want everyone to know that they have a real-life friend!

When I see one of these I usually comment with a link to an online article about the ageing process.

Dont scroll past this message without typing amen...

What are you going to do exactly if I do?

I hate people who post these messages to their partners. Who they live with. Who are probably sitting next to them on the sofa. I have one who continually posts stuff to her live-in partner like "Only ten weeks until our all-inclusive fortnight in Mexico. Can't wait baby. Love you". Here's an idea. Turn head. Speak to him.

Those annoy me