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#351 |
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Cue the first comment "less is more hun", followed by an almighty row......Happy Birthday Pickle!
![]() Was the almighty row followed by a new post, rambling on about 'real friends' who would be happy for her? |
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#352 |
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I know a couple who have done this. One of them even posts from the child's profile saying things like "lub you mummy"
Makes me want to vomit. The ones I know are never done banging on about what hard work it is being a mum / they never get a minute to themselves / never get any help / haven't had more than 4 hours sleep in 6 years!! |
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#353 |
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"Love having my man on nights like these!
lovable cuddles <3"seriously, what is the obsession with a) girls on facebook calling their boyfriends their "man" they do have a name you know! and b) the desperate need to snuggle up to their "man" on cold nights. just buy a jumper for christ sake! |
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#354 |
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"Love having my man on nights like these!
lovable cuddles <3"seriously, what is the obsession with a) girls on facebook calling their boyfriends their "man" they do have a name you know! and b) the desperate need to snuggle up to their "man" on cold nights. just buy a jumper for christ sake! |
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#355 |
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Talk about attention seeking. Someone just posted a photo of theirselves with a bloodshot eye and the caption 'going to the hospital to get me eye checked out' the response to the 7 comments was: 'got attacked by my cat'
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#356 |
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wait-b...b_4081038.html
I saw this article on Huff Post and instantly thought of this thread (sorry if it's already been shared!) |
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#357 |
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A friend has shared a picture saying how ridiculous it is that illegal immigrants receive Ł29,000 per year in benefits. (Complete with 'bet you won't have the guts to share this.')
In the meantime, a friend has just posted over 200 holiday photographs. I mean I wouldn't do that if I had just come back from MARS.
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#358 |
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Some one has asked "Are you Ok hun?"
![]() She must be over the grief now because 2 hours later she posted "need to seriously get back on my diet, i know ive put loads back on i will loose a stone before xmas, thats my goal!!" Maybe whoever it was has come back to life life we expected with Jan! ![]() "Lost half my family to a terrible accident last night. On the plus side, my hair today is looking great!!!" |
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#359 |
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"Love having my man on nights like these!
lovable cuddles <3"seriously, what is the obsession with a) girls on facebook calling their boyfriends their "man" they do have a name you know! and b) the desperate need to snuggle up to their "man" on cold nights. just buy a jumper for christ sake! |
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#360 |
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Ah, she must be so proud. Of her 14 year old little slag daughter!!!!
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Without knowing the girl, assuming she's a slag is dreadfully judgemental. If my 14 year old daughter became pregnant, I would be supportive. Most parents would.
If that makes me judgemental, so be it. |
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#362 |
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In the meantime, a friend has just posted over 200 holiday photographs.
I mean I wouldn't do that if I had just come back from MARS.a) identical to several others b) blurred c) too dark to make out what's happening d) poorly composed so you can't make out what the photo's of e) yet another selfie complete with silly duck face / tongue sticking out / finger in mouth f) a photo of what they're eating for dinner g) the same view from the hotel that they've posted every day since they arrived It seems some people can't be arsed to sift through all their photos and find the decent few to upload, so upload the entire collection of their camera's memory card and leave it to you to filter out the crap, IF you can be arsed to wade through 200+ crap photos to find one or two semi-decent ones. |
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#363 |
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14 year old being pregnant (so theoretically could have been having sex aged 13) = slag (in my book)
If that makes me judgemental, so be it. |
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I know someone who refers to everything - as a joke at first but it's gone beyond that - as "of love".
So she had the boyfriend of love, the holiday of love, the flat of love, the engagement of love and next year the wedding of love. To quote Morrissey, "that joke isn't funny anymore". To be honest I think he's a horrible control freak who is a fat ****, has a skinny blonde insecure girlfriend and wants her to constantly refer to him as "mi sexi stud" (which she does, even when he's come home & woken her up pissed after a night out) and is desperate for her to constantly refer to him as "the boyfriend of love/fiancé of love" etc. Funny, he never refers to her in the same terms. She's now going on about having "the babi of love" as her best mate has just had a baby. \o/ |
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Someone on mine has just said that... "The Mcanns should try being Keith Bennets mum for a day".
Why, I do not know... |
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#366 |
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It seems some people can't be arsed to sift through all their photos and find the decent few to upload, so upload the entire collection of their camera's memory card and leave it to you to filter out the crap, IF you can be arsed to wade through 200+ crap photos to find one or two semi-decent ones.
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Plenty of 14 year olds have 'serious' boyfriends, it doesn't make them slags if they get pregnant by them...Just a bit foolish and unlucky.
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Someone on mine has just said that... "The Mcanns should try being Keith Bennets mum for a day".
Why, I do not know... |
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Another one from the person i posted about above:
"HAVE TO SAY IT I'M MISSING MY *** AND **** ****** SO MUCH WISH I HAD THE MONEY TO SEE THEM BUT I HAVEN'T TILL NEXT WEEK MISS U BOTH!!!!!!" Yuck. |
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One or two of the boys at school who were notoriously homophobic and bullying towards gay classmates (or they suspected to be gay) have, six years on, started quoting the lyrics to Macklemore's Same Love on their Facebook wall as a status update.
I wouldn't mind (save for I find lyric posting interminably naff) but the song is quite an impassioned plea for gay rights and same sex marriage. It's great if they've changed their views, but if not, it seems quite hollow them posting lyrics they don't understand simply because they like the song. In plain terms, it would have been like a notorious class homophobe in the 70's posting the lyrics of I Am What I Am. |
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#369 |
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People who use the word "random" all the time:
is pmsl at my 4 year old daughter ebony as she has just said to me mum can i borrow your laptop please and i said y do u want it and she said i want to find myself a boy friend on match.com how random was she lol x AND Is going to try get some sleep now but missing my husband Chris Roberts so much see you tomorrow babes love you so much x x x x . Chris Roberts loves you too babes lets hope i land something tonight xxxx 7 September at 22:47 via mobile ˇ Like ˇ 1 Will Browning crabs ? https://www.facebook.com/nikki.rober...ocation=stream |
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#370 |
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Well, it's official!!!! I have some AMAZING, but SHOCKING news! I AM EXPECTING!!! WHOOP, WHOOP!!!! A little over 10 weeks and counting. I know, I'm shocked too. I can hardly believe it myself. I wasn't going to post it, but since you're all my family & friends, I wanted to make it official. I'm too overwhelmed to keep it a secret!!!! Who would have guessed that me of all people would be expecting again? But I am!! I'm expecting santa in just 10 1/2 weeks!
I am sick to death of seeing this now. It wasn't even remotely funny the first time I saw it, but it's been going round and round for about 3 weeks now. |
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So a family member has set up a page for their 2 year old daughter. Apparently it will feature every new photo of said daughter and you have to either contact the mum or dad to get a link to the page and request.
Seriously. |
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#372 |
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14 year old being pregnant (so theoretically could have been having sex aged 13) = slag (in my book)
If that makes me judgemental, so be it. If I get one more sodding Breast Cancer Awareness blox message about where I put my handbag - I'm going to explode! sod off!!! |
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So a family member has set up a page for their 2 year old daughter. Apparently it will feature every new photo of said daughter and you have to either contact the mum or dad to get a link to the page and request.
Seriously. |
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#374 |
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I have randomly come across two seperate people on FB who have named their sprogs 'Rylan' and 'Tulisa'.
![]() EDIT: I'm not in the Katie Hopkins club of judging kids by their names, but REALLY?! |
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#375 |
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If I get one more sodding Breast Cancer Awareness blox message about where I put my handbag - I'm going to explode! sod off!!! |
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lovable cuddles <3"
I mean I wouldn't do that if I had just come back from MARS.

