Ladies!!! Orders going in tonite!! Let me no what your wanting xxxx (followed by 3 likes by other "ladies" trying to sell the same rubbish)

*a few hours later*

I'm looking for some ladies (bored Facebook addict mothers) to join my team (pyramid) to sell some absolutely amazing products (overpriced shite). You can run your own "buisness" ladies!! Such an amazing company, such amazing products, such amazing results, such an amazing opportunity!!! You'll never miss Kailah-Mai's sports day again!!! (you never missed it in the first place unless it was sign-on day). You'll be thinking that you should "of" done this sooner!! You could even earn enough to go on holiday!!! (people with normal jobs never go on holiday, it's unheard of).

-Look at the amazing results off this new toothpaste!! Totally amazing!! (Before and after shots in completely different lighting)

-- How much is this hun?? xxx

- I'll pm you babes xxx (I don't want everyone to know how ridiculously overpriced it is)

My female friend from school posting her site for 'not original' goods!

(Wouldn't mind, but she had to leave her house a few months back, due to a burgarly & she didn't want to return understandbly, but her next door neighbour(who I knew from my work, as he used to work there!) never got on with her(called her a dirty skank, amongst other things!) told me she left for 'other reasons', which I found surprising, but seeing her statuses over the years, made me wonder, but in return, she has told me that said neighbour has accused her in the past of 'having noisy sex'!

I'm keeping out of it. Its too hard to think about!

Her old house is still empty as well, which makes me wonder as well.

I see these posts fairly often. I have a friend who sells make up or something from home. One of her friends (who I don't know) messaged me and then asked if I was interested in joining her FB group, selling the same shit. No thanks.

I used to have a FB friend (this is why I deleted her, tbh) who would always talk about how "gawjuss" her husband was. Pass me the sick bucket please! And does FB really need to know that you're both going to bed? She realised at some point I deleted her as a friend and has tried to add me twice now.

That Juice Plus gets seriously advertised by someone I know..... amazing results that completely coincide with the person also now doing lots of workouts at the gym, walking, eating healthily.... but it's the 'amazing' power of Juice Plus capsules, apparently! (also known as powered fruit sold in a pyramid scam/scheme)

It's the same with Herbalife. I have a friend who sells it and he talks about his amazing results. He also runs fairly often too.

Its part of the signing up programme; its in their 'manual' that you have to post constant shite on social media about how good the products are, how you are doing training courses for all your 'staff' and how they make you 'managers' after a couple of weeks etc etc.

I've been getting a load of those silly maths problems showing up on my newsfeed lately. You know, the ones with a sequence of numbers and you've to guess what comes next, or answer how many squares there are in the given diagram etc etc.

It's astounding how thick some people are given some of the answers that appear.

Yes to the click bait "You won't believe what she does next!" nonsense, the pyramid schemes and the maths problems. I miss fb when it was just about your friends keeping in touch.

I have a friend whose mum has a young son with her new husband. I have seen more pictures and videos of this child than I care to, due to his mother (who I'm not friends with) posting them and tagging her entire family, including my friend. I'm sure this little boy is a delightful little chap, but I'm getting a bit fed up of constant videos popping up on my newsfeed of him playing with his toys, having a nap, eating, and watching his favourite TV programme. Basically doing small child things.

I have another friend who sees herself as a bit of writer and tends to write these long winded, rambling statuses about a variety of topics, such as politics, nature, the arts etc. I think she thinks she's making these profound statements when the reality is it's a load of old crap.

I have a friend who is exactly the same. and as horrid as it sounds I'm sick to death of the sight of her child.

Why's even more annoying is she puts a prefix in front of every single like this.

| P L A Y| A boy and his teddy

|F O O D| Hungry baby!

And it's not once or twice it's 10-20 times a day.

When he's not well we get hourly updates titled 'UPDATE'.

We get it. You love your kid. But please ffs sod off you dullard.

I spent an hour last week going through my Facebook. I deleted and unfollowed a lot of people and Facebook has since been perfectly fine.

No click bait. No pity parties. No rank food pictures. No awful
Spelling. No obsessive baby pictures.

I recommend it to all!

I mjst be lucky then - a friend of mine has recently become a grandparent. She does post some posts and statuses about her grandchild; but not all the time. I met her through a FB group and she (and someone else who had a baby around the same time) do post more baby photos in there.

Thankfully, it's not every single thing the baby does.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...psy5iqkvbg.jpg

This for sale post!

Same here...I removed her today actually. She's not called Deborah by any chance is she?

Someone I know posted this:

"burning fanny and no fags ....great start to the morning "

One of my delightful friends is currently posting a daily countdown of the fact that we (him and I) both have a marathon in, oh, 8 days now.

It has come around too quick for my liking and I have to say, I'm crapping myself.

Sounds like she has been smoking them fags all wrong.

Classy. Would you buy it after seeing what's been dossing on it? ("the fabric has gone on the sofa bed " ) I'm more intrigued at what he's wearing under that grubby looking blanket...second thoughts maybe not.

How not to sell something.

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A friend of a friend has just put on in a comment she has no knickers on.

Thanks for sharing

Just seen a photo of a sick child with the caption "seven years of bad luck if you scroll past without posting "Amen". Seriously, why do people do this ?

Cheaper than a business card I suppose

Pictures please 😛

Oh I('ve just seen that one... Or one the same

Shame on you!