Wonderful. It's "Feel good about doing something for charity without doing anything for charity" time again.

Whoopee.

I've known a couple of new mums over the years who put something like that with every photo they post of their children. "Love her, she's my world" Well I should bloody hope so

One of my fb friends has a new boyfriend, she mentions him in every post, and they're one of those couples that have facebook conversations on her status while sat next to each other!

I have a friend who shares a Facebook account with his wife. I don't think it was his choice They talk to each other on their status updates.

I'm seeing a lot of "copy and paste this if you hate cancer" type of statuses.

I'm seeing them too . Along with other conditions as well.

" I'm going to see who really cares.... I need a hug or two.
To give me a hug, like and share this post.
I know who will hug me and who will not."

Yes, of course I'll give you a hug.... just as soon as I've wiped the projectile vomit off my keyboard and screen.

Those Minions memes!

Posted for someone who wants attention. Why not say it face to face and not shout your private life on FB ?? I do know her sadly .....



right i didn't wanna do this but sick to death of people judgeing me, life is short as i know after going through cancer, life is for living and being happy, so i will do what i want be with who i want and if people don't like it they can **** OFF. i don't live my life to please anyone else. you can't help who you fall for, and if my daughters and johns daughter and close friends is ok that's all i'm bothered about so everyone else can go to hell. i'm happy and it's not often u get a second chance to b happy so when u do grab it with both hands. rant over now DEAL WITH IT

I hate those, bah humbug
I hate those Minions and Stitch memes too, really annoying!

Along with the ... will this man, woman, child, dog worm get a thousand shares ...

"Can I have an Amen?"

Yes, you can have one shoved right up your jacksie!

Sideways!

One of my Facebook friends was slagging off someone (who he didn't mention by name) for having too many sick days and not setting work. (he's a teacher) Most of his friends instead of agreeing with him, had a go at him telling him how unprofessional it is.

The Facebook sheep are now tagging their profile pics with a banner saying "vamos chapecoense ' maybe they have good intentions but I find it slightly trite and attention seeking .every time theres a terrible tragedy the ghouls are there waiting .its Paris all over again.

I have someone who will write something cryptic then when people reply his response is "inbox me" however he's become the joke of his own statuses because people reply to others saying that they should inbox him instead of replying on Fb!

A recent one that was along the lines of 'I didn't accept your friend request because I'm married, stop sending me private messages'.

Well if you didn't accept his friend request how will he see your status? Why not reply to the pm to tell him to piss off? Oh, because that way no one would know how desirable you are...

Their profile may not be private and/or viewable only by their friends.

It is private and only viewable by their friends.

Did you find this out after you deleted them for their annoying status?

Haha! No, but one of my other friends wanted a nosey and couldn't.

Sneaky!

"24 hours to like this status or your removed as to many people never say a word. So only want those that communicate sorry".

Talk about attention seeking. I've not liked the post, 24 hours have passed and we're still friends.

If that cropped up on my time-line, I'd just un-friend them anyway. I couldn't be friends with anyone who cadn't use correct punctuation.

No, seriously it wouldn't be for that reason... but I genuinely couldn't be bothered with that sort of of attention-seeking or blackmail.

But if they were going to unfriend you for not responding to their status in the way they would like, you wouldn't have to bother with their attention seeking any more.

Facebook etiquette demands only one reply to this sort of message. An immediate and heartfelt.......

"r u ok hun"

To which you will receive the reply.......

"inbox me"

Dont forget this classic !

" Pissed off now"

Cue endless posts underneath ...

' whats up'
'Ok babe?'
' oh whats wrong?'

Etc etc ad neauseum


- and no further post to explain their reason!


Lol