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Old 04-12-2016, 17:10
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Question :

can you tell on FB if someones unfollowed you?

Im curious....
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Old 04-12-2016, 17:13
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I've just checked my local hospital It has 14000 check ins!

My cousin probably accounts for half of them though. She is always down there for stuff she really doesn't need to go there for. And then complains she had to wait 4 hours to be seen for a cut finger.

She is the same for the doctors. She's furious because her son has not been diagnosed with adhd. I'd guess most people would be happy but not her.
Of course his bad behaviour has nothing to do with being allowed to stay up to 11.30 every night playing computer games.
Hahahahahaaa

Love it
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Old 05-12-2016, 10:18
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Good grief ... someone threw up their curry and posted a photo of it
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Old 05-12-2016, 10:21
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Question :

can you tell on FB if someones unfollowed you?

Im curious....
Seems the people who are obsessed with their make believe friends can

Also how they know that someone has unfriended them is beyond me!
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Old 05-12-2016, 10:24
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"Can I have an Amen?"

Yes, you can have one shoved right up your jacksie!

Sideways!

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Old 05-12-2016, 10:48
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"24 hours to like this status or your removed as to many people never say a word. So only want those that communicate sorry".

Talk about attention seeking. I've not liked the post, 24 hours have passed and we're still friends.
Dare you to post something along the lines of "that's weird I didn't like your post and we're still friends, have you not got round to deleting people yet?" on their wall
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:09
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Dare you to post something along the lines of "that's weird I didn't like your post and we're still friends, have you not got round to deleting people yet?" on their wall
ha ha

And yes, he's deleted me. Oh well.
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:37
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Status and comments from Uber Chav and his mates, It's like watching Jeremy Kyle, only 10 times more chavier

All my so-called mates can go fuk am goin bk to jail n no ***** helped me at all watch ya windows n that's to abart 10 folk

Mate: BRO IF YU NEED SUM1 TO CUM INTO JAIL WITH A NICE PARCEL YA CAN INBOX ME BRO...100% NOT LET YA DARN MY LAD..

Uber chav: Send ur mum pal

Mate 2: I'm deadly at windows lol 😂 ya vikin
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:49
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Status and comments from Uber Chav and his mates, It's like watching Jeremy Kyle, only 10 times more chavier

All my so-called mates can go fuk am goin bk to jail n no ***** helped me at all watch ya windows n that's to abart 10 folk

Mate: BRO IF YU NEED SUM1 TO CUM INTO JAIL WITH A NICE PARCEL YA CAN INBOX ME BRO...100% NOT LET YA DARN MY LAD..

Uber chav: Send ur mum pal

Mate 2: I'm deadly at windows lol 😂 ya vikin

Is it bad that I didn't understand any of that?

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Old 05-12-2016, 11:54
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Is it bad that I didn't understand any of that?


Translation


All my friends can go away. I'm going back to jail. No one helped me (escape?), so i'm going to damage your windows. That is to about 10 people.

Not sure what is being sent in a parcel, i'm guessing drugs... or a nail file in a cake
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Old 05-12-2016, 12:11
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Translation


All my friends can go away. I'm going back to jail. No one helped me (escape?), so i'm going to damage your windows. That is to about 10 people.

Not sure what is being sent in a parcel, i'm guessing drugs... or a nail file in a cake


It's a whole different world, isn't it?
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Old 05-12-2016, 12:16
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Question :

can you tell on FB if someones unfollowed you?

Im curious....
You would have one less follower?
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:00
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Question :

can you tell on FB if someones unfollowed you?

Im curious....
If you have yours set up to allow non friends to follow you, you will have a number of friends and a number of followers.

If one of your followers, who isn't also on your friend list unfollows you, then you will know 'someone' unfollowed you. You'd have to through your followers to find that out.

However, if you're talking about friends unfollowing you, but remaining on your friend list, then no, you'll never know.
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:13
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If you have yours set up to allow non friends to follow you, you will have a number of friends and a number of followers.

If one of your followers, who isn't also on your friend list unfollows you, then you will know 'someone' unfollowed you. You'd have to through your followers to find that out.

However, if you're talking about friends unfollowing you, but remaining on your friend list, then no, you'll never know.

I wonder why anyone would want to do that?
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:14
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"Screen free Sunday".

The idea is you and your kids do something away from any screen like a TV, computer or iPhone. So that's like reading, baking or making dens in the garden etc. Except some of my friends are snapping 10 pictures of their kids doing wholesome things throughout the aftenoon and uploading them to FB.
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:23
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I wonder why anyone would want to do that?
With Instagram and Twitter set up to allow posts on either to automatically be uploaded to your facebook feed, it's of the attitude to get as much 'social media attention' as possible, rather than using Facebook to keep in contact with friends and family.

Unfortunately. Or fortunately, depending on your point of view.
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:34
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With Instagram and Twitter set up to allow posts on either to automatically be uploaded to your facebook feed, it's of the attitude to get as much 'social media attention' as possible, rather than using Facebook to keep in contact with friends and family.

Unfortunately. Or fortunately, depending on your point of view.
I see.

I don't do either Twitter or Instagram, so the "following" thing by complete strangers is all a bit of a mystery to me. Thanks for explaining.
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Old 05-12-2016, 17:06
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more of a twitter annoyance really but I am sick to death of ppl saying delete your account in a lazy and pretty rubbish attempt at throwing shade
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Old 05-12-2016, 17:14
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more of a twitter annoyance really but I am sick to death of ppl saying delete your account in a lazy and pretty rubbish attempt at throwing shade
Oh yeah, that pisses me off too! Such a lazy response so they don't have to explain why they disagree with the person
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Old 05-12-2016, 17:21
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more of a twitter annoyance really but I am sick to death of ppl saying delete your account in a lazy and pretty rubbish attempt at throwing shade
Any status using the phrase 'throwing shade' is annoying. I tend to find its the same people who like selfie sticks and would be described as 'burnt sienna' in a police report.
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Old 05-12-2016, 17:35
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Any status using the phrase 'throwing shade' is annoying. I tend to find its the same people who like selfie sticks and would be described as 'burnt sienna' in a police report.
I can't help but have an affection for the term throwing shade but can understand why it would annoy others, don't think I'd be described as burnt sienna though far from it
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Old 05-12-2016, 17:38
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I can't help but have an affection for the term throwing shade but can understand why it would annoy others, don't think I'd be described as burnt sienna though far from it
Sorry, that wasn't a serious dig at you I was just p*** taking. Sadly my humour doesn't always translate into text.
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Old 05-12-2016, 18:35
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Sorry, that wasn't a serious dig at you I was just p*** taking. Sadly my humour doesn't always translate into text.
Oh none taken haha I could see what you meant 😂
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Old 05-12-2016, 19:25
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"24 hours to like this status or your removed as to many people never say a word. So only want those that communicate sorry".

Talk about attention seeking. I've not liked the post, 24 hours have passed and we're still friends.
If that cropped up on my time-line, I'd just un-friend them anyway. I couldn't be friends with anyone who cadn't use correct punctuation.

No, seriously it wouldn't be for that reason... but I genuinely couldn't be bothered with that sort of of attention-seeking or blackmail.
I'd just save them the hassle and delete them. Can't be doing with that kind of childish attention seeking. Did loads of people like the status? It would be really funny if they posted that and then everyone just ignored it
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Old 05-12-2016, 19:43
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His profile is public and he's deleted that post. Hmmm
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