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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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Deeferone
10-12-2016
Originally Posted by queenshaks:
“My brother often does locations status whether he's there or not.

On Tuesday, within the space of an hour, he updated 20 locations!

I nearly deleted his ass!”

LOL - I like that - I'll be his friend
Jason100
11-12-2016
Can anyone explain what these "I'm looking for" posts are about? There's a few doing the rounds asking to tag the name of a person with a random caption.
Lyceum
11-12-2016
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“Can anyone explain what these "I'm looking for" posts are about? There's a few doing the rounds asking to tag the name of a person with a random caption.”

What is it about Facebook that makes people think retell I g the exact same joke several times an hour for weeks on end is funny?

I've put everyone sharing them on ignore because I'm sick of them already and I only saw the first one on Wednesday.
Sifter22
11-12-2016
Yeah I've seen a few of them too. They're like something from 2003.
Moany Liza
11-12-2016
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“Can anyone explain what these "I'm looking for" posts are about? There's a few doing the rounds asking to tag the name of a person with a random caption.”

I know I'm tempting fate here by saying that I haven't seen any of this... and I just know that this means that from tomorrow I'm going to be seeing shedloads of them on my Timeline.
Zeropoint1
11-12-2016
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“Can anyone explain what these "I'm looking for" posts are about? There's a few doing the rounds asking to tag the name of a person with a random caption.”

Are these the ones that 'hilariously' feature somebody with a disability or disfigurement?

I've seen plenty of people share them who the day before was posting sharing an anti-bullying meme or link.
Gordon g
12-12-2016
Originally Posted by Zeropoint1:
“Are these the ones that 'hilariously' feature somebody with a disability or disfigurement?

I've seen plenty of people share them who the day before was posting sharing an anti-bullying meme or link.”

In the quest for likes any semblance of morality goes out the window.
I have a cousin, she is a fairly big girl and would usually be moaning at these pictures if it were just one or two people posting. However because it seems to be everyone, even she has jumped on the bandwagon now. Posting pics of hairy fat men and transexual midgets.
ianradioian
12-12-2016
Originally Posted by Zeropoint1:
“I can beat that for true hypocrisy.

"I believe in freedom of speech. I also believe in block, report and delete"

Or something like that. It basically said if you share my point of view it's freedom of speech, if you don't you're a racist / xenophobe / insert insult here and I will report and block you!”

Hahahahaaa - so true!
Chihiro77
12-12-2016
I couldn't believe it that my mothers friend posted the same ridiculous 'how many of you will share this picture of Jesus' post again at the weekend! I commented the last time that it was Ewan Mcgregor. I give up!
Gordon g
12-12-2016
I saw someone bought a hatchimal off someone for 60 quid at the weekend after giving the seller a sob story that it was for her daughter.
Today it's up for sale for more than a 100 quid.
The original seller isn't happy but the person is claiming that this isn't the hatchimal she bought , but another one that had turned up.

If you're going to buy and sell for a profit after using a fake sob story. At least have the sense not to sell on the same page you got it off.
Hobbes1966
12-12-2016
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“I went on holiday a couple of weeks ago and took a picture from my plane window covered in rain with the terminal in the background. This was at Gatwick. One of my friends has nicked that picture for their own holiday status checked in at Heathrow!.”

I'd comment that they are incorrect because when YOU took the photo it was Gatwick. Cheeky buggers.
pugamo
12-12-2016
Originally Posted by Gordon g:
“I saw someone bought a hatchimal off someone for 60 quid at the weekend after giving the seller a sob story that it was for her daughter.
Today it's up for sale for more than a 100 quid.
The original seller isn't happy but the person is claiming that this isn't the hatchimal she bought , but another one that had turned up.

If you're going to buy and sell for a profit after using a fake sob story. At least have the sense not to sell on the same page you got it off.”

Haha, that is hilarious!
Gordon g
24-12-2016
I think it's safe to say that most people's feeds today will be full of pictures of presents or mountains of food with the caption "do you think I have enough?"
PinkStar80
24-12-2016
Today I saw one of the worst 'check in's' I've ever witnessed on Facebook.... someone was taking flowers to lay on their Fathers grave and they had checked themselves and their partner in at the cemetery, what on earth!
Sife Lucks
24-12-2016
Originally Posted by PinkStar80:
“Today I saw one of the worst 'check in's' I've ever witnessed on Facebook.... someone was taking flowers to lay on their Fathers grave and they had checked themselves and their partner in at the cemetery, what on earth!”

I haven't saw an actual "check in" but I've saw people taking pictures of headstones and family members putting flowers down on the grave which I think is a bit much and makes me very uncomfortable.
pugamo
25-12-2016
Originally Posted by Gordon g:
“I think it's safe to say that most people's feeds today will be full of pictures of presents or mountains of food with the caption "do you think I have enough?"”

Yep lots of present mountains for the kids. For the girls, a carefully arranged selection of unimaginative gifts from partners with hashtags #luckygirl #spoilt #michaelkors
Tiger Rag
25-12-2016
Originally Posted by Sife Lucks:
“I haven't saw an actual "check in" but I've saw people taking pictures of headstones and family members putting flowers down on the grave which I think is a bit much and makes me very uncomfortable.”

My dad did this for his family. Their parents are buried down here and everyone else lives in another city.
Sifter22
25-12-2016
Yep all the standard Christmas selfies, present mountains and vague passive aggressive Christmas statuses.
Smiley433
26-12-2016
Originally Posted by Sife Lucks:
“I haven't saw an actual "check in" but I've saw people taking pictures of headstones and family members putting flowers down on the grave which I think is a bit much and makes me very uncomfortable.”

I'm sure I saw what I can only describe as fairy lights round a headstone on Saturday as I was driving past.
mistygal
26-12-2016
I came off FB because of all this nonsense. Everyone knowing your business, who you are connected with. I think it's a dangerous place really. I prefer to remain private and interesting.
Zeropoint1
26-12-2016
Originally Posted by Smiley433:
“I'm sure I saw what I can only describe as fairy lights round a headstone on Saturday as I was driving past.”

There's one near me which is lit up like a Christmas tree everyday of the year. It really spoils the quiet respectful beautiful surroundings of the area.
I believe it belongs to a member of the 'traveling community'
mrsmoose
04-01-2017
Uber Chav has been keeping me entertained recently, his lastest update is a photo of his badly broken leg with pins in.
How did he do it? Well, in his own words...

"Jumped 32 foot off a hotel roof with armed response chasing me"

He's obviously not feeling his best, due to his next status, and the responses (Gold medals for those who can work out what they're on about!) (I'm assuming Pregabalin and Diazapan?)

Uber Chav: Need pregags n diazis I abit ov pain
Chav 2: Wots up vikin
Chav 3: Let me ring mi mate sort ya sum blues pal how Maney you Wantin
Chav 4: What you done pal haws fings
Uber Chav: Pregabs a need
TrollHunter
04-01-2017
Originally Posted by Tiger Rag:
“My dad did this for his family. Their parents are buried down here and everyone else lives in another city.”

I'm possibly missing something here but how is checking-in to the cemetery benefiting anyone, family or otherwise
TrollHunter
04-01-2017
Originally Posted by mrsmoose:
“Uber Chav has been keeping me entertained recently, his lastest update is a photo of his badly broken leg with pins in.
How did he do it? Well, in his own words...

"Jumped 32 foot off a hotel roof with armed response chasing me"

He's obviously not feeling his best, due to his next status, and the responses (Gold medals for those who can work out what they're on about!) (I'm assuming Pregabalin and Diazapan?)

Uber Chav: Need pregags n diazis I abit ov pain
Chav 2: Wots up vikin
Chav 3: Let me ring mi mate sort ya sum blues pal how Maney you Wantin
Chav 4: What you done pal haws fings
Uber Chav: Pregabs a need
”

Is he pregnant?
Moany Liza
04-01-2017
Originally Posted by mrsmoose:
“Uber Chav has been keeping me entertained recently, his lastest update is a photo of his badly broken leg with pins in.
How did he do it? Well, in his own words...

"Jumped 32 foot off a hotel roof with armed response chasing me"

He's obviously not feeling his best, due to his next status, and the responses (Gold medals for those who can work out what they're on about!) (I'm assuming Pregabalin and Diazapan?)

Uber Chav: Need pregags n diazis I abit ov pain
Chav 2: Wots up vikin
Chav 3: Let me ring mi mate sort ya sum blues pal how Maney you Wantin
Chav 4: What you done pal haws fings
Uber Chav: Pregabs a need
”

I think you are right about the Pregabalin and Diazepam. Probably hoping to be off his face!
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