Just seen on a friends that they have shared a poster about a missing child called Amy Hamilton, it took me all of 2 seconds to search the net and find it is a hoax, why can't others do that before posting such shite!
Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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Someone earlier posted a comment "I really hope I'm doing the right thing, this decision could change my life". A load of comments followed by a load of nosey beggars wanting to know what was wrong. To which she replies "I don't want to talk about it"
That's a master class in attention seeking if ever I saw one.
That's a master class in attention seeking if ever I saw one.
Originally Posted by James Frederick:
“I must admit I do like Rusks especially the Banana ones”
“I must admit I do like Rusks especially the Banana ones”
Banana Rusks??? Must get some of them
Originally Posted by Blondie X:
“I know a bloke who posted that he'd split with his gf and couldn't go on living. He then made a grand statement about killing himself and thanked US all for our friendship. The next day, he wad online playing farmville and, a month later, was posting vomit inducing love messages to a new gf.”
“I know a bloke who posted that he'd split with his gf and couldn't go on living. He then made a grand statement about killing himself and thanked US all for our friendship. The next day, he wad online playing farmville and, a month later, was posting vomit inducing love messages to a new gf.”
His over it then?
Originally Posted by BellaRosa:
“ His over it then?”
“
His over it then?”
Nothing soothes the pain of eternal heartache better than a good of session on farmville.
A girl I was best friends with in primary school has decided to inform us her ill son has brought up some stinky yellow sick. Why do we need to know this? Gross!
Originally Posted by nuttytigger:
“It was a her, and there was loads of comments telling her to answer her phone etc.”
“It was a her, and there was loads of comments telling her to answer her phone etc.”
Had the same thing on my newsfeed yesterday 'its done, its too late, I deserve it'....20 mins later there were updates from a poker game he plays
Nothing worse than people who joke about suicide.
I'm probably way off the mark again but my over-active imagination says that the "Jan's still dead" woman looks like Carol McGiffin. I think a thought bubble containing her famous line wouldn't look out of place on this photo!
Kill me now, please, boredom & Facebook are very bad bedfellows.
An 8 months pregnant friend on mat leave is putting up multiple daily pics of both her son asleep all the time and her sorting and cleaning her house.
What is she hoping that we, let alone she, will get out of this?
An 8 months pregnant friend on mat leave is putting up multiple daily pics of both her son asleep all the time and her sorting and cleaning her house.
What is she hoping that we, let alone she, will get out of this?
I have a chronically single 28 year old bloke on mine. The reason he is single is fairly obvious to me as every post he makes involve being lonely, never finding anyone, etc.
"so lonely am acc cryin
"
Someone replied with "boo effin hoo"
It made me laugh. I am a horrible person.
"so lonely am acc cryin
"Someone replied with "boo effin hoo"
It made me laugh. I am a horrible person.
One that made me laugh this week was the worst case of trying to blag a freebie EVER. She's even took it to Instagram. What happened was she bought a dress from a website and has been complaining it isn't the same as the "original" one she has. Naturally people thought she had bought both from the same place and just in different colours. It turned out they weren't even from the same designer let alone the same company. As the people from the website pointed out you can't buy two totally different products and expect them to be the same. She looked a total tit in the end, especially as she had a couple of her minions trying to back her up and they started banging on about going to trading standards and getting their friend who works there to sort it out. Pretty sure when they are two separate products and neither is claiming to be the other there would be no case. Result, girl just looks like a chancer trying to blag a freebie.
She looked a total tit in the end, especially as she had a couple of her minions trying to back her up and they started banging on about going to trading standards and getting their friend who works there to sort it out. Pretty sure when they are two separate products and neither is claiming to be the other there would be no case. Result, girl just looks like a chancer trying to blag a freebie.
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“I have a chronically single 28 year old bloke on mine. The reason he is single is fairly obvious to me as every post he makes involve being lonely, never finding anyone, etc.
"so lonely am acc cryin"
Someone replied with "boo effin hoo"
It made me laugh. I am a horrible person.”
“I have a chronically single 28 year old bloke on mine. The reason he is single is fairly obvious to me as every post he makes involve being lonely, never finding anyone, etc.
"so lonely am acc cryin
"Someone replied with "boo effin hoo"
It made me laugh. I am a horrible person.”
Is there some kinda software that can replace "U OK hun? xxxx" with that?! Ha!
Originally Posted by dodger0703:
“Just seen on a friends that they have shared a poster about a missing child called Amy Hamilton, it took me all of 2 seconds to search the net and find it is a hoax, why can't others do that before posting such shite!”
“Just seen on a friends that they have shared a poster about a missing child called Amy Hamilton, it took me all of 2 seconds to search the net and find it is a hoax, why can't others do that before posting such shite!”
I responded to someone's post of this. I wrote:
"Call of the search, I've found her", with a link to the hoax-slayer page.
Their post was deleted soon after.
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“I have a chronically single 28 year old bloke on mine. The reason he is single is fairly obvious to me as every post he makes involve being lonely, never finding anyone, etc.
"so lonely am acc cryin"
Someone replied with "boo effin hoo"
It made me laugh. I am a horrible person.”
“I have a chronically single 28 year old bloke on mine. The reason he is single is fairly obvious to me as every post he makes involve being lonely, never finding anyone, etc.
"so lonely am acc cryin
"Someone replied with "boo effin hoo"
It made me laugh. I am a horrible person.”
That is quite amusing!
Originally Posted by TrollHunter:
“I responded to someone's post of this. I wrote:
"Call of the search, I've found her", with a link to the hoax-slayer page.
Their post was deleted soon after.”
“I responded to someone's post of this. I wrote:
"Call of the search, I've found her", with a link to the hoax-slayer page.
Their post was deleted soon after.”
I shall bear this idea in mine for future use.Another one that got on my nerves was the "They hurt her" post that has done the rounds every so often about a girl falling down a drain or something.
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“I have a chronically single 28 year old bloke on mine. The reason he is single is fairly obvious to me as every post he makes involve being lonely, never finding anyone, etc.
"so lonely am acc cryin"
Someone replied with "boo effin hoo"
It made me laugh. I am a horrible person.”
“I have a chronically single 28 year old bloke on mine. The reason he is single is fairly obvious to me as every post he makes involve being lonely, never finding anyone, etc.
"so lonely am acc cryin
"Someone replied with "boo effin hoo"
It made me laugh. I am a horrible person.”
You should reply
"check out the personal ads in the local paper. You'll find a knocking shop for sure. In 2 hours and £25 time, you'll be revelling in tits and hand shandy".
Reading through this you couldn't make up half of the posts lol. Surprised none from this fellow have appeared he's a regular on the pet groups looking for a wife lol believes he's Michael Jacksons brother lmao here's a recent 'rant'
Well I was sitting all relaxed watching a really great movie called You've Got Mail and all I hear is my junkie neighbours outside getting out from a taxi shouting and balling as usually making a loud scene , and then they started sitting in the close smoking the canabus!!!!!!! Well I did not say anything tonight as I was winding down from my real heartbreak over the Jackson trial etc. well about 30 minutes later I hear them having marital relations in the close omg I am real embarrassed about this and did not know what to do phone the old ladie Elsie who lives up stars and she phoned the police because she is phoning the police every time the junkies cause a scene. Well the police came again and the junkies were shouting and balling and being very abusive about me and saying I was grass!!!!!! So I came out my house and spoke to the police and they confirm it wasn't me who grassed them!!! Well the police have gone now !!!! I am real shocked who would disgrace themself to have relations in a close!!! First smoking cigaret then the canabus and now this, it is like they think the close is there own house!!!! You would expect that sort of thing from celebrity such as Miley Cyrus who is like a lady of the night or someone like Sinita in hollywood but not in a nice area of Milngavie ! My old neighbour upstairs is going to write to a MP about this. I cannot wait to move!!!! I just went out to put out bin and there is chips all up the path it was probably them aswell
Well I was sitting all relaxed watching a really great movie called You've Got Mail and all I hear is my junkie neighbours outside getting out from a taxi shouting and balling as usually making a loud scene , and then they started sitting in the close smoking the canabus!!!!!!! Well I did not say anything tonight as I was winding down from my real heartbreak over the Jackson trial etc. well about 30 minutes later I hear them having marital relations in the close omg I am real embarrassed about this and did not know what to do phone the old ladie Elsie who lives up stars and she phoned the police because she is phoning the police every time the junkies cause a scene. Well the police came again and the junkies were shouting and balling and being very abusive about me and saying I was grass!!!!!! So I came out my house and spoke to the police and they confirm it wasn't me who grassed them!!! Well the police have gone now !!!! I am real shocked who would disgrace themself to have relations in a close!!! First smoking cigaret then the canabus and now this, it is like they think the close is there own house!!!! You would expect that sort of thing from celebrity such as Miley Cyrus who is like a lady of the night or someone like Sinita in hollywood but not in a nice area of Milngavie ! My old neighbour upstairs is going to write to a MP about this. I cannot wait to move!!!! I just went out to put out bin and there is chips all up the path it was probably them aswell
Originally Posted by dodger0703:
“Just seen on a friends that they have shared a poster about a missing child called Amy Hamilton, it took me all of 2 seconds to search the net and find it is a hoax, why can't others do that before posting such shite!”
“Just seen on a friends that they have shared a poster about a missing child called Amy Hamilton, it took me all of 2 seconds to search the net and find it is a hoax, why can't others do that before posting such shite!”
I shared a Hoax Slayer post telling people it was a fake yesterday morning as Croydon (where she was supposed to have been abducted from) is not that far from me. Sure enough at least four of my friends had reposted the hoax poster by lunchtime.....
Originally Posted by Puppy_Paws:
“Reading through this you couldn't make up half of the posts lol. Surprised none from this fellow have appeared he's a regular on the pet groups looking for a wife lol believes he's Michael Jacksons brother lmao here's a recent 'rant'
Well I was sitting all relaxed watching a really great movie called You've Got Mail and all I hear is my junkie neighbours outside getting out from a taxi shouting and balling as usually making a loud scene , and then they started sitting in the close smoking the canabus!!!!!!! Well I did not say anything tonight as I was winding down from my real heartbreak over the Jackson trial etc. well about 30 minutes later I hear them having marital relations in the close omg I am real embarrassed about this and did not know what to do phone the old ladie Elsie who lives up stars and she phoned the police because she is phoning the police every time the junkies cause a scene. Well the police came again and the junkies were shouting and balling and being very abusive about me and saying I was grass!!!!!! So I came out my house and spoke to the police and they confirm it wasn't me who grassed them!!! Well the police have gone now !!!! I am real shocked who would disgrace themself to have relations in a close!!! First smoking cigaret then the canabus and now this, it is like they think the close is there own house!!!! You would expect that sort of thing from celebrity such as Miley Cyrus who is like a lady of the night or someone like Sinita in hollywood but not in a nice area of Milngavie ! My old neighbour upstairs is going to write to a MP about this. I cannot wait to move!!!! I just went out to put out bin and there is chips all up the path it was probably them aswell”
“Reading through this you couldn't make up half of the posts lol. Surprised none from this fellow have appeared he's a regular on the pet groups looking for a wife lol believes he's Michael Jacksons brother lmao here's a recent 'rant'
Well I was sitting all relaxed watching a really great movie called You've Got Mail and all I hear is my junkie neighbours outside getting out from a taxi shouting and balling as usually making a loud scene , and then they started sitting in the close smoking the canabus!!!!!!! Well I did not say anything tonight as I was winding down from my real heartbreak over the Jackson trial etc. well about 30 minutes later I hear them having marital relations in the close omg I am real embarrassed about this and did not know what to do phone the old ladie Elsie who lives up stars and she phoned the police because she is phoning the police every time the junkies cause a scene. Well the police came again and the junkies were shouting and balling and being very abusive about me and saying I was grass!!!!!! So I came out my house and spoke to the police and they confirm it wasn't me who grassed them!!! Well the police have gone now !!!! I am real shocked who would disgrace themself to have relations in a close!!! First smoking cigaret then the canabus and now this, it is like they think the close is there own house!!!! You would expect that sort of thing from celebrity such as Miley Cyrus who is like a lady of the night or someone like Sinita in hollywood but not in a nice area of Milngavie ! My old neighbour upstairs is going to write to a MP about this. I cannot wait to move!!!! I just went out to put out bin and there is chips all up the path it was probably them aswell”
Recent rant?.
How many years has been winding down from the "recent" Jackson trial, considering that was years ago and Michael has been dead for quite a while too.
Originally Posted by captainkremmen:
“Recent rant?.
How many years has been winding down from the "recent" Jackson trial, considering that was years ago and Michael has been dead for quite a while too.”
“Recent rant?.
How many years has been winding down from the "recent" Jackson trial, considering that was years ago and Michael has been dead for quite a while too.
”
Is she the lady who released all the doves when each verdict was read out?
He's a obsessed Michael Jackson fan that thinks he's related lmao
Another 'gem'
My new dating profile
Hello!!!
I hope you are having nice evening xx
My name is M******p, that is me the hot guy in the pic hehe Everyone calls me Manny or Michael as I have a deep connection with the singer Michael Jackson and I am lifelong fan xx
Here is a bit of info about me - I am 24 Scottish born Asian living in Milngavie, I am handsome, hard working , kind, single, virgin, natural good looks etc. I enjoy music such as Latoya Jackson , The Jackson 5 and of course the king of the pop Michael Jackson!!!! I like going to concert, watching trains is a new hobby of mine, I like collecting Jackson family memorabilia , I like pets I have 2 chicken, I also love to dance and I am great at it!!!!! I am look for similar minded classy respectable lady to take on nice dates fine dining that kind of thing with the view of becoming my wife . I am looking to settle down soon in countryside xxx
So if you are single and looking for a hot husband and I am single looking for a princess wife = let's date!!!! Xxx
Serious enquiry only no dating site or ladies of the night.
Thanks love M******
Another 'gem'
My new dating profile
Hello!!!
I hope you are having nice evening xx
My name is M******p, that is me the hot guy in the pic hehe Everyone calls me Manny or Michael as I have a deep connection with the singer Michael Jackson and I am lifelong fan xx
Here is a bit of info about me - I am 24 Scottish born Asian living in Milngavie, I am handsome, hard working , kind, single, virgin, natural good looks etc. I enjoy music such as Latoya Jackson , The Jackson 5 and of course the king of the pop Michael Jackson!!!! I like going to concert, watching trains is a new hobby of mine, I like collecting Jackson family memorabilia , I like pets I have 2 chicken, I also love to dance and I am great at it!!!!! I am look for similar minded classy respectable lady to take on nice dates fine dining that kind of thing with the view of becoming my wife . I am looking to settle down soon in countryside xxx
So if you are single and looking for a hot husband and I am single looking for a princess wife = let's date!!!! Xxx
Serious enquiry only no dating site or ladies of the night.
Thanks love M******
Post this on their wall. I love the "rip Micheal your up their with the angles" caption
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjehEpu3I6o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjehEpu3I6o
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Post this on their wall. I love the "rip Micheal your up their with the angles" caption
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjehEpu3I6o”
“Post this on their wall. I love the "rip Micheal your up their with the angles" caption
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjehEpu3I6o”
Maybe she could be the micheael Jackson loving 'princess' he longs for PMSL
Originally Posted by Puppy_Paws:
“Maybe she could be the micheael Jackson loving 'princess' he longs for PMSL”
“Maybe she could be the micheael Jackson loving 'princess' he longs for PMSL”
Indeed! I'm all for bringing 2 like minded souls together. As my mum says, "for every auld shoe, there's a sock"
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