that made me laugh out loud

''either my doctors are think or the chemist is as my precribsion as been mess up grrr''

I think its easy to tell who the 'thick' one is, in this scenario...

FFS, why are some people so stupid. The latest "Search for missing kids" post is about two American boys called Cole and Chase Hakken. They did go missing, (their parents abducted them and took them to Cuba) but were returned in April this year.

How hard can it be to just type the kids' names into Google and just do a cursory check to the validity of the story? Why are some people so dumb that they'll blindly accept anything that gets posted to their FB wall as the truth. Do they REALLY think they're helping in any way??

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/kidnapped...ys-found.shtml

Good article and so hits the spot. Mind you, check out all the comments below. I think an awful lot of fakebook wànkers read HuffPo.

Same sad and lonely guy tonight:

"Would love sum cuddles "

Same smart arse has replied with 1+1.

Hahahaha.

I love how he not only spells 'cannabis' incorrectly but adds an unnecessary 'the' to it!

More annoying than game requests you don't want.....

Statuses such as this,

I have asked nicely for people to stop sending me game requests. ....so please STOP!!!!!! Its doing my head in......won't ask again


... What so the second it took you to ignore the notification is such a big deal? Your time is THAT important?

Having everyone constantly link to weather pages at the mo. Its even worse when they share the user made pics warning of "140mph winds"

To be fair, that is very irritating to people who don't have any interest in games and have already asked people to stop sending them. I've disabled as many as possible, and then they go and invent new games and the "usual suspects" start sending you requests for those AGAIN. I've actually had to defriend some people as I've woken up to as many as 10-15 requests some mornings from the same person.

Is it the people themselves requesting you play the game or does the game do it on their behalf, though?

50:50, but there are at least 2 who won't stop and keep referring to it in their own (and not spam generated) status updates, I've defriended them both as they're really p*ssing me off (and others).

3 women have changed their profile pictures to giraffes today. im assuming there's another cancer thing. Perhaps sheep should be more apt.

It may not be the worst one, but a friend of mine posted that him and a mate were on a delivery in Central London and saw some bloke in a suit crashed out in a hedge with a Boris bike. They went over to help him up and the bloke spat in the face of one of the guys and then aimed a kick at the other passing out halfway through. They then scooped him up, put him in the back of the van and then dropped him off in a hedge, still crashed out, in the middle of Peterborough, complete with Boris bike.

It's a riddle game. If you don't get the correct answer to the riddle, you have to change your profile pic to a image of a giraffe for three days.

People giving a running commentary of their hols. A photo of the TRAIN STATION fgs whilst on your way to the hol. Checking in all the time. It's so boring and I am a heartbeat away from saying WHO CARES!

I have a friend who, at the end of each week, posts a summary of his week with a slight "theme". This week's is all about appreciating the small things life and how the fact he gets an extra sausage at breakfast from the cafe because he's been going there for 4 years makes him smile, and ends it with the slightly patronising "It's a world of extremes we live in... just focus on the good, and keep fighting the bad, folks".

It's a well-intentioned post for sure, but annoys me. Just post boring statuses about your dinner that I can quickly read and ignore, rather than a bloody essay about your week.

I done that, are you on my fb

I was just going to ask what it was about! Three of my contacts who dont know each other all have giraffe pictures.

Is it so ething sent to your inbox then.?

Nope. People post the riddle on their fb and ask people to inbox them the answer. They will reply letting you know if it's correct.

It is a stupid riddle but I went along with the spirit of the game and I am now a giraffe for three days.

Well give out the answer so we all know

"What time is it"?

Jeez, do people not have televisions or automatic clocks in their house?

Or that little set of numbers on the bottom right hand corner of their PC/Laptop screen

The deal is I give you a riddle. You get it right you get to keep your profile pic. You get it wrong and you change your profile pic to a Giraffe for the next 3 days.
MESSAGE ME ONLY SO YOU DON'T GIVE AWAY THE ANSWER.
Here is the riddle: 3:00 am, the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors, It's your parents and they are there for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open? Remember... message me only. If you get it right I'll post your name here. If you get it wrong you will have to change your profile picture..

Just googled it and the answer is

Here is the riddle ~ 3am, the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors. Its your parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What do you open first?


Too late lol.

The answer is




But I answered