Originally Posted by James Frederick:
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Just googled it and the answer is
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Spoiler
Just googled it and the answer is
Spoiler
Hurrah...no googling giraffe pictures for me then!?
Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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It's the 'and you wake up' part which confused me. Surely that means you opened your eyes.
Oh well. I make a cute giraffe any way
Oh well. I make a cute giraffe any way
Originally Posted by James Frederick:
“Or that little set of numbers on the bottom right hand corner of their PC/Laptop screen”
“Or that little set of numbers on the bottom right hand corner of their PC/Laptop screen”
Clearly they can't read, but then again with all the updates that have been on this thread that's no surprise
Originally Posted by Will_Bennetts:
“I actually know it”
“I actually know it
”
So do I if people only used their eyes the answer is right in front of them
I find it annoying when people write
'note to self...'
eg 'note to self......must stop eating all the biscuits at work'
A lot of people say it now , am I right in thinking it comes from that bridget Jones film, she said it a lot in there.
'note to self...'
eg 'note to self......must stop eating all the biscuits at work'
A lot of people say it now , am I right in thinking it comes from that bridget Jones film, she said it a lot in there.
It makes no sense at all. Surely if you are woken, know its 3am and know its your parents then presumably your eyes are already open.
If anyone sends it to me i will refuse to answer it. Ridiculous my parents would pop round at 3am for anything let alone breakfast!
If anyone sends it to me i will refuse to answer it. Ridiculous my parents would pop round at 3am for anything let alone breakfast!
Originally Posted by Tt88:
“It makes no sense at all. Surely if you are woken, know its 3am and know its your parents then presumably your eyes are already open.
If anyone sends it to me i will refuse to answer it. Ridiculous my parents would pop round at 3am for anything let alone breakfast!”
“It makes no sense at all. Surely if you are woken, know its 3am and know its your parents then presumably your eyes are already open.
If anyone sends it to me i will refuse to answer it. Ridiculous my parents would pop round at 3am for anything let alone breakfast!”
Open the wine and go back to bed.
I did a status today to say how smug I'm feeling that I got the riddle answer correct so no giraffes for me.
Other than that there's not been much idiocy on my Facebook lately, aside from the usual missing person hoaxes, share this for blah blah blah, I like it on the sofa etc.
Oh yeah, one annoyed me today though. Posted a huge rant about how she's sick of seeing people whinging and moaning on Facebook, they might actually want to consider that some people have REAL problems, there's always someone worse off than you think you are... And I just thought yeah, whatever... I haven't been whinging on facebook recently so I know it wasn't aimed at me but seriously, What does she know about people's problems? If people wanna whinge that their washers broken/they're skint/their other half is being a titsquirrel/they don't want to go to work tomorrow, then good for them if it makes them feel better. That's what Facebook is there for. You'd have to be a bit of a crank to expect every single post you see to be people being all cheerful and overly happy, that's usually fake bullshit anyway.
Other than that there's not been much idiocy on my Facebook lately, aside from the usual missing person hoaxes, share this for blah blah blah, I like it on the sofa etc.
Oh yeah, one annoyed me today though. Posted a huge rant about how she's sick of seeing people whinging and moaning on Facebook, they might actually want to consider that some people have REAL problems, there's always someone worse off than you think you are... And I just thought yeah, whatever... I haven't been whinging on facebook recently so I know it wasn't aimed at me but seriously, What does she know about people's problems? If people wanna whinge that their washers broken/they're skint/their other half is being a titsquirrel/they don't want to go to work tomorrow, then good for them if it makes them feel better. That's what Facebook is there for. You'd have to be a bit of a crank to expect every single post you see to be people being all cheerful and overly happy, that's usually fake bullshit anyway.
Does anyone else have Scottish people who try to include the word "wee" as many times as possible in their posts?
I swear one of these days I'm gonna see something like "I had a wee wee in the wee toilet before having a wee poo and then used some wee toilet roll to wipe my wee genitals".
We get it, you're Scottish and use the word wee.
I swear one of these days I'm gonna see something like "I had a wee wee in the wee toilet before having a wee poo and then used some wee toilet roll to wipe my wee genitals".
We get it, you're Scottish and use the word wee.
Originally Posted by Vernon Bennett:
“It may not be the worst one, but a friend of mine posted that him and a mate were on a delivery in Central London and saw some bloke in a suit crashed out in a hedge with a Boris bike. They went over to help him up and the bloke spat in the face of one of the guys and then aimed a kick at the other passing out halfway through. They then scooped him up, put him in the back of the van and then dropped him off in a hedge, still crashed out, in the middle of Peterborough, complete with Boris bike.”
“It may not be the worst one, but a friend of mine posted that him and a mate were on a delivery in Central London and saw some bloke in a suit crashed out in a hedge with a Boris bike. They went over to help him up and the bloke spat in the face of one of the guys and then aimed a kick at the other passing out halfway through. They then scooped him up, put him in the back of the van and then dropped him off in a hedge, still crashed out, in the middle of Peterborough, complete with Boris bike.”
Lol. That's cheating though. that's not a 'worst facebook status'. That's one of the best.
Originally Posted by ROWLING2010:
“Nope. People post the riddle on their fb and ask people to inbox them the answer. They will reply letting you know if it's correct.
It is a stupid riddle but I went along with the spirit of the game and I am now a giraffe for three days. ”
“Nope. People post the riddle on their fb and ask people to inbox them the answer. They will reply letting you know if it's correct.
It is a stupid riddle but I went along with the spirit of the game and I am now a giraffe for three days.
”
yeah - I did this and got it wrong! i'm now a giraffe, its nice to be a bit silly now and again
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“So what is the deal with the riddle then? What's it supposed to achieve?”
“So what is the deal with the riddle then? What's it supposed to achieve?”
It's just a bit of fun
Originally Posted by livingdeadgirl:
“I did a status today to say how smug I'm feeling that I got the riddle answer correct so no giraffes for me.
Other than that there's not been much idiocy on my Facebook lately, aside from the usual missing person hoaxes, share this for blah blah blah, I like it on the sofa etc.
Oh yeah, one annoyed me today though. Posted a huge rant about how she's sick of seeing people whinging and moaning on Facebook, they might actually want to consider that some people have REAL problems, there's always someone worse off than you think you are... And I just thought yeah, whatever... I haven't been whinging on facebook recently so I know it wasn't aimed at me but seriously, What does she know about people's problems? If people wanna whinge that their washers broken/they're skint/their other half is being a titsquirrel/they don't want to go to work tomorrow, then good for them if it makes them feel better. That's what Facebook is there for. You'd have to be a bit of a crank to expect every single post you see to be people being all cheerful and overly happy, that's usually fake bullshit anyway.”
“I did a status today to say how smug I'm feeling that I got the riddle answer correct so no giraffes for me.
Other than that there's not been much idiocy on my Facebook lately, aside from the usual missing person hoaxes, share this for blah blah blah, I like it on the sofa etc.
Oh yeah, one annoyed me today though. Posted a huge rant about how she's sick of seeing people whinging and moaning on Facebook, they might actually want to consider that some people have REAL problems, there's always someone worse off than you think you are... And I just thought yeah, whatever... I haven't been whinging on facebook recently so I know it wasn't aimed at me but seriously, What does she know about people's problems? If people wanna whinge that their washers broken/they're skint/their other half is being a titsquirrel/they don't want to go to work tomorrow, then good for them if it makes them feel better. That's what Facebook is there for. You'd have to be a bit of a crank to expect every single post you see to be people being all cheerful and overly happy, that's usually fake bullshit anyway.”
But you usually do though, right?
Seen several variations of "Soooo glad I don't live in the South" and "Southern softies can't take a bit of wind" this morning because of the weather 
Originally Posted by Ed R.Marley:
“But you usually do though, right?”
“But you usually do though, right?
”
Occasionally, sometimes its the only outlet
Originally Posted by livingdeadgirl:
“Occasionally, sometimes its the only outlet”
“Occasionally, sometimes its the only outlet
”
Would totally agree with this - I've defriended rich & ignorant friends for posting stuff like "don't sweat the small stuff, money doesn't matter! Stop moaning" and so on.
These people live in Singapore on a £300k tax-free salary. I defriended them after seeing about the 10th similar update.
Money isn't everything, but it's basic survival for a hell of a lot of folks right now and can cause a lot of upset when it's not there.
If people want to moan about valid things on FB, let 'em. As opposed to moaning because your crack dealer won't give you any rocks without sucking him off......
Originally Posted by woofwoof77:
“I find it annoying when people write
'note to self...'
eg 'note to self......must stop eating all the biscuits at work'
A lot of people say it now , am I right in thinking it comes from that bridget Jones film, she said it a lot in there.”
“I find it annoying when people write
'note to self...'
eg 'note to self......must stop eating all the biscuits at work'
A lot of people say it now , am I right in thinking it comes from that bridget Jones film, she said it a lot in there.”
Surely if they're posting it on FB, it's really a note to everyone else?!
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