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Old 10-11-2013, 18:10
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I think you'd see 2 sacs but possibly not heartbeats yet.
Shit, I am pregnant with twins. Every time I strip off and look down I see two sacs

My life is over.
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Old 10-11-2013, 18:14
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Yeah me too ;( . Someone else on there friends list had a pop at them though . And I posted a hoax slayer link about it. Suprise surprise thy didn't reply though
I've had this one a couple of times now. Seems to originate from this "English patriot": https://www.facebook.com/#!/ricky.mitchell.988
And how on earth will Facebook likes bring her out of a coma?!
That is genuinely interesting. We should offer it to an anthropologist as the subject for a thesis. 'Facebook 'likes' as a substitute for prayer'.
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Old 10-11-2013, 18:16
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Could you please keep us updated on these little un's (my grammar is awful, I don't know if there should be an ' in there and if it should go before or after the s) names?
Haha fifi trixabelle and cabbage mahoona

I deliberately chose to ignore that bit as I cannot get my tired old brayne around the fact that someone would pist in FB about that!!!!
I worked with her a few years back and she was pregnant then, but telling everyone she came across about her impending abortion ("I'm sorry if I'm a little slow today, I'm having an abortion on Friday")... I don't get it either.

I can't manage with one as a married woman so goodness knows how she's going to cope with 3 under 4 as a single mum!
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Old 10-11-2013, 18:27
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A woman I know, who I used to work with, only posts on her Facebook when she is roaring drunk. Hence days without anything, then intermittent bursts of the most cloying shite imaginable.

"I will alwayz luv u Peter!"
"Our time together wos the best Peter!!!"
"We will meet agen sum day Peter!!!! U no its true!!!"

Peter isn't dead, by the way, he just buggered off and left her.
I can't blame him. Sounds like he had a lucky escape, but he still might want to sleep with one eye open!
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Old 10-11-2013, 23:51
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Girl on my Facebook saying she's deleted someone because they post about their dog all the time. She posts about her kids all the time. At least dogs look different to one another unlike babies!
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Old 11-11-2013, 02:09
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A relative of mine has shared a horrible animal abuse photo. It names the person who committed the act, urging people to share the image and bring him to justice or whatever. Why couldn't it be his photo then? This relative is supposedly an intelligent woman but spends a lot of time on Facebook sharing stuff like that. Grr. I could've done without seeing the image...
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Old 11-11-2013, 18:46
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"I've been watching the news in tears because of all those poor people in the Philippines."

"I haven't been watching the news. What's happened?"

"All the poor people there."

"I'm watching Hollyoaks."


Oh well.
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Old 11-11-2013, 18:57
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I've finally deleted Selfie Hotpants Girl. She's endlessly promoting a friend's crappy handbag & scarf business and quite frankly she's boring the tits off me. Last non-promotional post was "OMG nearly choked to death on a chip #soscared".

Now I just have to deal with someone else who's boring & annoying me on FB!
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Old 11-11-2013, 19:19
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A relative of mine has shared a horrible animal abuse photo. It names the person who committed the act, urging people to share the image and bring him to justice or whatever. Why couldn't it be his photo then? This relative is supposedly an intelligent woman but spends a lot of time on Facebook sharing stuff like that. Grr. I could've done without seeing the image...
Is this the one saying "lets hope we got what he deserves?"
"Yeah cos posting pics on fb will really help right?"
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Old 11-11-2013, 21:11
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I've finally deleted Selfie Hotpants Girl. She's endlessly promoting a friend's crappy handbag & scarf business and quite frankly she's boring the tits off me. Last non-promotional post was "OMG nearly choked to death on a chip #soscared".

Now I just have to deal with someone else who's boring & annoying me on FB!
Hahahaha wonder who that could possibly be. Can I name and shame?
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Old 11-11-2013, 21:38
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Hahahaha wonder who that could possibly be. Can I name and shame?
If it's a DS member then I'd say it was your duty to name and shame.
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Old 11-11-2013, 21:58
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If it's a DS member then I'd say it was your duty to name and shame.
Oh it is!!!
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:12
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Start naming and shaming when ever you are ready.
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:14
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Start naming and shaming when ever you are ready.
Just thought, it might be me!!!
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:16
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Just thought, it might be me!!!
You're selfie hot pants girl???
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:17
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Noooooooo! It's not a ds member. Or is it?!
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:18
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Just thought, it might be me!!!
Ava must be so proud of granny lol.
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:20
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Any bitstrips related status grrrrr just **** off!!
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:22
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Noooooooo! It's not a ds member. Or is it?!
Lying bugger...... you know well it is. It is..............
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:23
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You're selfie hot pants girl???
If she is, can you please go back to having big needy emotional bunny boiler meltdowns please, ta

One of the other posters on this thread is also a "friend" of SHG. And loves her just as much as I do!!
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:28
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Lying bugger...... you know well it is. It is..............
Pair of teasers

Are they still active as a member?

Do we get a clue or a revealing PM?
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:29
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I'm saying absolutely nowt! And you will too AG, if you know what's good for ya
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:31
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I'm saying absolutely nowt! And you will too AG, if you know what's good for ya
Tbh can't even remember the bloody name. If I did see it I would think aha.
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Old 11-11-2013, 22:34
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I'm saying absolutely nowt! And you will too AG, if you know what's good for ya
Awwww spoilsport.


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Old 11-11-2013, 23:40
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Well this is depressing. Black newsreader Charlene White dares to read the news with no poppy. She explains when challenged that although she supports the British Legion, and although her father was in the RAF, she doesn't like to give one charity priority over all the others. Cue a hate campaign that has already popped up on my facebook page.

http://edlnews.co.uk/index.php/featu...d-poppy-facism

It makes me so uncomfortable when friends forward stuff like this. I know they are likely to be really hurt and angry if I challenge it, implying that they have forwarded racist nonsense. And it is twice in two days: yesterday I got the Muslims cancel Christmas thing. But sometimes I can't just pretend I didn't see something.
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