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Old 30-08-2013, 14:32
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Probably the most stupid 'Re-post this or else' that I have ever wasted my time reading:

R.I.P - They hurt her

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They .
..moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.

Months later,Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later,one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived,they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later,the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a Carmen Winstead it's actually true

Shit Scared . Dont ignore
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Old 30-08-2013, 14:41
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Hahahaha, that' bloody hilarious.

Thanks for that Miss, you've made my day. What a bunch of weirdos.
And even the pretty ones (Rach & I's "mutual friend") are cripplingly insecure and usually have a massive public "I NEED a boyfriend NOWWWWWW!" meltdown at least once a month.

You gotta trust us on this one *points to nose and points at you, winks and nods*
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Old 30-08-2013, 14:41
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^^^^^ Am I the only one who googled this? (Carmen whats-'er-name)

hope I don't live near that manhole!
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Old 30-08-2013, 20:55
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oh that's the one!

Hahaha! Do you follow her on Twitter, she's even worse there! As are all the stupid men who are daft enough to give her the attention she so craves.... sheesh!
Ooh no I haven't I may have to go off and have a look! Or maybe that's too much punishment...
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Old 30-08-2013, 22:15
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^^^^^ Am I the only one who googled this? (Carmen whats-'er-name)

hope I don't live near that manhole!
I did it made me feel a bit scared! I'm off to the creepy stories thread now!
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Old 30-08-2013, 23:55
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Funny thing is, most of the women who post this are at Slimming World, cue next status "Yay I lost 1lb!"...
I have one of those! She was morbidly obese and joined slimming world. Every other day she posts a new selfie to show how much weight shes lost. The things is every picture is almost identical, and she looks exactly the same size. It must be my tablet though as all the comments tell her how skinny she is!

The pictures are awful. She always has the same pose. Greasy hair tied up in a tight ponytail, so much eye liner and lipstick and huge hoop earings. She never smiles either, just scowls at the camera. Plus you can always see the crap behind her like her carpet covered in dust, crumbs, toys, food etc yuck!

If she actually did some housework or played with her kid instead of constantly trading insults with people on facebook she wouldnt need slimming world.
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Old 31-08-2013, 00:09
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Probably the most stupid 'Re-post this or else' that I have ever wasted my time reading:
I remember reading that a few times before...still scared me shitless now and I don't know why
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Old 31-08-2013, 01:12
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I don't know if anyone else has experienced this, but just this week everyone seems to be posting pictures of their kids in school uniforms with the captions, "Off back to school" or similar! You can understand maybe people with little ones on their first day starting school, but one of my "friends" posted a pic of her son aged 14 and her 11 year old daughter saying "Our 2 cherubs all ready to go back to school" FFS!
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Old 31-08-2013, 06:48
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I don't know if anyone else has experienced this, but just this week everyone seems to be posting pictures of their kids in school uniforms with the captions, "Off back to school" or similar! You can understand maybe people with little ones on their first day starting school, but one of my "friends" posted a pic of her son aged 14 and her 11 year old daughter saying "Our 2 cherubs all ready to go back to school" FFS!
It's probably the 11 year old's first day at a new school, fair enough I think. I have a photo of me on my sister's first day at secondary school.
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Old 31-08-2013, 07:37
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I have one of those! She was morbidly obese and joined slimming world. Every other day she posts a new selfie to show how much weight shes lost. The things is every picture is almost identical, and she looks exactly the same size. It must be my tablet though as all the comments tell her how skinny she is!

The pictures are awful. She always has the same pose. Greasy hair tied up in a tight ponytail, so much eye liner and lipstick and huge hoop earings. She never smiles either, just scowls at the camera. Plus you can always see the crap behind her like her carpet covered in dust, crumbs, toys, food etc yuck!

If she actually did some housework or played with her kid instead of constantly trading insults with people on facebook she wouldnt need slimming world.
My favourite past time is looking at the background of photos, particularly the 'look at me, aren't I gorgeous' selfies. It makes me laugh that they are so self obsessed, they don't realise the rubbish strewn background says more about them than their carefully posed photo.
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Old 31-08-2013, 12:46
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I don't know if anyone else has experienced this, but just this week everyone seems to be posting pictures of their kids in school uniforms with the captions, "Off back to school" or similar! You can understand maybe people with little ones on their first day starting school, but one of my "friends" posted a pic of her son aged 14 and her 11 year old daughter saying "Our 2 cherubs all ready to go back to school" FFS!
I can understand the first day of school ones, if it's actually their first day of school, but I have two on my friends' list that have toddlers 'off on their first day of nursery school' and I think that's a bit much. They're just wearing normal clothes and have tiny schoolbags they don't need. They're only off to daycare ffs.
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Old 31-08-2013, 14:29
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I don't know if anyone else has experienced this, but just this week everyone seems to be posting pictures of their kids in school uniforms with the captions, "Off back to school" or similar! You can understand maybe people with little ones on their first day starting school, but one of my "friends" posted a pic of her son aged 14 and her 11 year old daughter saying "Our 2 cherubs all ready to go back to school" FFS!
Yep, I'll be doing the same with my 10 year old and 13 year old, but I will put their names underneath, cherubs? Yuk!!
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Old 31-08-2013, 14:50
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The worst one recently is the person on my list who found it necessary to report to us all that her little darling had taken a dump in his potty. I mean do we really need to know such things? I don't think so.
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Old 31-08-2013, 15:13
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The worst one recently is the person on my list who found it necessary to report to us all that her little darling had taken a dump in his potty. I mean do we really need to know such things? I don't think so.
At least she didn't post a photo of the aforementioned dump - or did she?
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Old 31-08-2013, 19:09
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Recent annoying post would be the photo of a dog with 32 hashtags. Seriously
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Old 31-08-2013, 19:11
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My boyfriends friends are AMAZING! BESTIE FOREVER.


Get a grip.
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Old 31-08-2013, 19:20
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Recent annoying post would be the photo of a dog with 32 hashtags. Seriously
I hate hashtags with a passion and I deleted a friend because she couldn't write anything #withoutusingthem. Even a boring weather update would be #itsraining #ineedabrolly #wherearemywellies. Aaargh!!
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Old 31-08-2013, 21:24
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The worst one recently is the person on my list who found it necessary to report to us all that her little darling had taken a dump in his potty. I mean do we really need to know such things? I don't think so.
I had someone on my friends list describing how she's been sat straining on the toilet for 30 minutes...........She typed it whilst there!!
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Old 01-09-2013, 00:31
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From "Jans still dead". Don't think she liked my input!

What an eventful day
"friend" What happened
Can't say on here, will PM you
Me: Whats the point in posting a status then not explaining what it is
I can't say because it's secret (I don't think she grasped my point!)

She then deletes said status and updates again;

Feeling Meh. What a day!

No one asked what happened this time!
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Old 01-09-2013, 06:05
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From "Jans still dead". Don't think she liked my input!

What an eventful day
"friend" What happened
Can't say on here, will PM you
Tell her it's not 'PM', it's 'inbox'! Tut tut...and where is the 'hun'/'babes'?
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:24
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"Feeling ugly and worthless."

It's got one like
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Old 01-09-2013, 17:06
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I can make one up these days:

"A child has being born. Share to show your support*

*Just about to watch X Factor*
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Old 01-09-2013, 17:08
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"Feeling ugly and worthless."

It's got one like
Awww.
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Old 01-09-2013, 20:27
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Maybe we should be focusing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore

There's a fine line between
cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Never hit a man with
glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

I always take life with a
grain of salt, ... plus a slice of lemon, ... and a shot of tequila.

I should've known it wasn't
going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a
bitch.

I like work. It fascinates
me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I don't trust anything that
bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

God loves you, but everyone
else thinks you're an asshole.

Some cause happiness
wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

My psychiatrist told me I
was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Just remember... if the
world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Worrying works! 90% of the
things I worry about never happen.

A little boy asked his
father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? " Father
replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying. "

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I discovered I scream the
same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece
of seaweed touches my foot.

When in doubt, mumble.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

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Old 02-09-2013, 00:24
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Someone else on my friends list will post something along the lines of how hard her life is and how everyone is out to get her. Cue all the usual "Omg hun R U ok?" type posts. She doesn't answer but instead will deactivate her account for a few hours to a couple of days. Then upon her return posts something else to attract more comments along the lines of "Omg hun, was soo worried about U" blah blah blah.

I noticed though the last couple of times she pulled this stunt though no one even bothered. I think people have got wise to the game.
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