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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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francie
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“This just appeared on my newsfeed

"is fkin fumin how a certain fkin rat can tell my YES MY FKIN DAUGHTER ON HER FKIN FB ITS MY FAULT HER DADS A WASTE MAN WHO BLOCKS HER ON FB,MY FAULT HE KEEPS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF THE FKIN WOMEN MAKES ME FKIN SICK LOOK IN THE MIRROR THATS WHOS FAULT IT IS URS AN HIS SO ABWT TYM U AN HE STOPED FKIN BLAMEING EVERY OTHER **** 4 HIS LIFE FKIN UP NO1 ELSES FKIN JOKER SWEAR TO GOD THE PAIR OV UM NEED GROW THE FK UP TELLING HER SHE NEEDS TO GROW UP HOW SHE GOT TOOK AS A BABY,ASK UR MOM Y UR DAD TRYED KILLING HIMSELF?HELLLLLLOOOOOOO REALITY CHECK BITCH SHES TEN AND THIS BITCH ANIT GNA TAKE UR SHIT NO MORE THE GIRLS 10 WAT THE FK U SENDING HER SHIT LIKE THAT FOR......I DONT GIVE A FK WHO SEES THIS U HURT MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT AGEN HAHAHA WELLL ENUF SAID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


say what?”

Bloody hell Sounds a great role model.
AnitaS
26-11-2013
Why do people put so much personal stuff on Facebook? One of my friends fell out with her daughter and used to write lengthy, vicious diatribes against her, for all to see. It's not the right way of trying to resolve a family problem is it? To this day, the daughter has nothing to do with her mother and doesn't let her see her grandchildren either. A shouting, screaming argument in the privacy of their home would have been better, I think.
stvn758
26-11-2013
I wish they would put a 'are you sure you want to send this friend request' warning on there. I just noticed they have added a 'see friend request' link and I had a look and I had sent a friend request to a complete stranger.

There are so many 'add friend' buttons on there moving the mouse across a Facebook page can be quite traumatic these days, how the hell do people manage with their mobiles I wonder.
AnitaS
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by stvn758:
“I wish they would put a 'are you sure you want to send this friend request' warning on there. I just noticed they have added a 'see friend request' link and I had a look and I had sent a friend request to a complete stranger.

There are so many 'add friend' buttons on there moving the mouse across a Facebook page can be quite traumatic these days, how the hell do people manage with their mobiles I wonder. ”

I had a message the other morning that someone I've never heard of, living in Arkansas, had accepted my friend request. I don't know how that happened!! Touch screen phone maybe?
Jambo_c
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by stvn758:
“I wish they would put a 'are you sure you want to send this friend request' warning on there. I just noticed they have added a 'see friend request' link and I had a look and I had sent a friend request to a complete stranger.

There are so many 'add friend' buttons on there moving the mouse across a Facebook page can be quite traumatic these days, how the hell do people manage with their mobiles I wonder. ”

Where is this? I can't see one.

I'm looking forward to the first snow of the winter so I have to wade through about 100 different variations of "Ooh, it's snowing". This would be great if I'd forgotten how to look out of the window.
chandlerp
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“I keep all the attention seekers, gullible sharers and general t**ts in a list so i can skip past.

I can't defriend either because they would notice and I can't be bothered with the grief AND of course they save me having to watch Jeremy Kyle for my mocking needs ”

Add them to your restricted list in Privacy settings. Has exactly the same effect to your newsfeed as defriending them. You don't see anything from them and they are still your friends when they look at their friends list. I use it all the time.
chandlerp
26-11-2013
Oh, scratch that. It works the other way. They don't see your posts but you can see theirs. Bummer. There should be the option for the other way.
AnitaS
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by Jambo_c:
“Where is this? I can't see one.

I'm looking forward to the first snow of the winter so I have to wade through about 100 different variations of "Ooh, it's snowing". This would be great if I'd forgotten how to look out of the window.”

I'm looking forward to that too.
http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Look_Its_Snowing.jpg
francie
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by AnitaS:
“I'm looking forward to that too.
http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Look_Its_Snowing.jpg”

...
Kwazykat61
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“every time I see user names such as "KwazyKat" & "CuteKitty" I keep getting The Fear that it's SHG logging in to get her revenge

She has a cat & 2 dogs, ya see.”

It's not me
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by chandlerp:
“Add them to your restricted list in Privacy settings. Has exactly the same effect to your newsfeed as defriending them. You don't see anything from them and they are still your friends when they look at their friends list. I use it all the time.”

But then I wouldn't be able to point and laugh at grown adults behaving like attention seeking children
stvn758
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by Jambo_c:
“Where is this? I can't see one.

I'm looking forward to the first snow of the winter so I have to wade through about 100 different variations of "Ooh, it's snowing". This would be great if I'd forgotten how to look out of the window.”

Click the find friends link on the long menu down the left side on your main page. Beneath the 'no new friend requests' is a blue 'see sent requests' link.

Sooo guilty of 'it's snowing!
Helsie
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Could anyone tell me if they have any cannabis I could purchase as my children are being naughty and my head aches.
My child's teacher has vexed me due to saying she is no good at English which I blame on the influx of Polish children to her school ”

Haha, thank you, we just struggled through the message ourselves. I wonder if anyone commented and advised her that perhaps little princess's English is poor due to the inability of the presumably English mother to spell.
iThink
26-11-2013
From Miss Gloomy in the last few hours

"sleep time now me thinks if i can get you out of my head x x"

"thats it its over nothing to stay for now"

"bored.com"

"single again wonder what will happen now need something more than this place can offer"

"cant sleep thinking about you my head is full of stuff"

"got butterflies wow"

"mega confused right now wish i could just go away for a bit for time away by myself to just sit and think x"

"good morning facebook xxxx"

"one good things happened today lol hmmm wonder what else will happen"

"i hate you"
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“Haha, thank you, we just struggled through the message ourselves. I wonder if anyone commented and advised her that perhaps little princess's English is poor due to the inability of the presumably English mother to spell.”

It's tempting but would start a chav sh*t storm aimed at whoever had the guts to say it

Yes, She is English, the irony being that the Polish people who she is blaming probably have a better grasp of our language than she does.

I hate to sound like Katie Hopkins but If I told you the children's names it really would say it all!"
iThink
26-11-2013
Breaking News from Miss Chavvier

"SO FKKN ANOYDE DAT FKN SKEWL GRRR TELLIN MA DORTA DAT SHE CNT PLAY OWT JUS BCS SHE BANGD DAT LIL BIATCH IN DER FACE FR NOT LETIN A PLAY WIV EM
I FINK I MITE TRY HOME SKOOLIN A SO DEM CAN GO FK"


Words fail me.
Jambo_c
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by stvn758:
“Click the find friends link on the long menu down the left side on your main page. Beneath the 'no new friend requests' is a blue 'see sent requests' link.

Sooo guilty of 'it's snowing! ”

Cheers. Never noticed that before.
francie
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Breaking News from Miss Chavvier

"SO FKKN ANOYDE DAT FKN SKEWL GRRR TELLIN MA DORTA DAT SHE CNT PLAY OWT JUS BCS SHE BANGD DAT LIL BIATCH IN DER FACE FR NOT LETIN A PLAY WIV EM
I FINK I MITE TRY HOME SKOOLIN A SO DEM CAN GO FK"


Words fail me.”

Seems Miss Chavvier has failed full stop.

LOL just decoded and she's going to try "home skoolin" . Good luck with that Miss Chavvier. Everyone a gem.
captainkremmen
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Breaking News from Miss Chavvier

"SO FKKN ANOYDE DAT FKN SKEWL GRRR TELLIN MA DORTA DAT SHE CNT PLAY OWT JUS BCS SHE BANGD DAT LIL BIATCH IN DER FACE FR NOT LETIN A PLAY WIV EM
I FINK I MITE TRY HOME SKOOLIN A SO DEM CAN GO FK"


Words fail me.”

It seems it is her that words have failed, not you.
Helsie
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Breaking News from Miss Chavvier

"SO FKKN ANOYDE DAT FKN SKEWL GRRR TELLIN MA DORTA DAT SHE CNT PLAY OWT JUS BCS SHE BANGD DAT LIL BIATCH IN DER FACE FR NOT LETIN A PLAY WIV EM
I FINK I MITE TRY HOME SKOOLIN A SO DEM CAN GO FK"


Words fail me.”

Oh, I hope the council decide to check on the child's quality of education...brilliant.

Translation (I think): I am outraged at the shocking behaviour of my daughter's school. She was told today that she cannot play out because she hit another child in the face for not letting her play with them. I think I shall have to resort to home schooling.
chandlerp
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“Oh, I hope the council decide to check on the child's quality of education...brilliant.

Translation (I think): I am outraged at the shocking behaviour of my daughter's school. She was told today that she cannot play out because she hit another child in the face for not letting her play with them. I think I shall have to resort to home schooling.”

.....and they can go pleasure themselves
Helsie
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by chandlerp:
“.....and they can go pleasure themselves”

This made me "LOL"
iThink
26-11-2013
Lets call this one Miss Dopey (aged 22)

"I want a boyfriend that will last for ever not just a few weeks or months or years oh well even I must be dreaming!!!! "
iThink
26-11-2013
Last few days from Miss Dopey"

"Anyone know when Coca-Cola Christmas truck is coming to town xxxxxx!"

"Off too sleep had a really late last night had to get well early this morning so off to sleep very tired night night all sweet dreams and sexy ones xoxoxoxox"

"mogning facebookers how r you today!"

"soooo hangovered neva drinking again!!"

(later that day)

"mash up tym wiv me bitch of to get smashd"

" feel sick and bin sick yuk"


"Where is my prince I just want to find a decent man to love, look after me and care for me and be my prince charming and always be there for me when I need him and love me for who I am that's all I ask for...</3"

"Off a nice fat carvery and maybe few cheeky drink with the bitch :P xxxxxxxxxxxx"

"cant wait till satday to go home and get away from these w-nkers and snakes never ever coming back to this hell hole!!!!!! bring on the weekend!!!!! "

(after the weekend)

"back in town wooooooop xxxxx!""love being single and reddy to mignle"

"i just want a man to stay with me and to luck after me"

" is a happi girleee xxxxxxx why? my bisniss" xxxx"

"off out to see him xxx"

"feeling lonley and feed up neeed a cuddle"
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“This made me "LOL" ”

"SO I WEN 2 THA SKOOL N DAT BITCH TEECHA FKN TRYNA SAY MY BABY GIRL IZ IN DETNTTN AT DINA TYM 4 RST OF WK GRRR FKN BITCH!!!!!!!!
I TOLD MA BABY IF SOME1 PISS HER OF TO WACK DEM MUGS FK DA SKOOL STEWPD *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comments:

"OW HUN DATS SHIT DEM FKN WANKAZ"

"ID AV BANGD DA BITCH TECHER OUT DER N DEN IF I WOZ U BAB. SKOOL R GETTN TOO BIG 4 DER BOOTS"

"YER HUN I SHUDV BANGD HER DER IN DA FACE BIATCH!! GUD JOB MY BABYFATHER NOT ARUND CUS HE WOULD SMASH THE FKN SKOOL UP LOL"


Teachers really don't stand a chance with idiot parents like this do they
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